zae
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another day another slay. business email: [email protected] | he/him
Joined February 2012
this photo taking me OUTTTTTTTTTTT.
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you wanted the teenager to make music about her divorce?.
this album was made for people in middle school or stuck in middle schoolđ letâs talk ab it
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everyone defending oatmeal is like, âoh once i add 17 things to it, it tastes so good!â.
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NESSIE?! YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!??!?!.
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HIS HEAD LITERALLY SMOKING OH NO.
Global warming is REAL. The Rock frying like a sunny side up egg im crying
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joy about to be fighting for her life omg.
âINSIDE OUT 2â will reportedly feature Anxiety, Embarrassment, Ennui and Envy as the new emotions in Rileyâs head. Bill Hader (Fear) and Mindy Kaling (Disgust) will reportedly not return due to contractual issues. (via @CanWeGetToast)
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omg not new emotions wait.
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being a teenager in 2014 was a lifestyle. sweater weather wasnât just a song, it was an anthem.
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zendaya transitioned from disney arguably better than any other ex act.
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pineapples would be so much better if they didnât eat you back.
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yâall love rebellions and revolutions until black people do it.
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i feel like trauma dumping is okay if it's in a college essay. it's kinda revenge for making me write an essay.
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no bc why did she move that boy to chinađ.
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baby you gone do whatever i tell you to do.
Pineapple doesnât belong on pizza. Pineapple doesnât belong on pizza. Pineapple doesnât belong on pizza. Pineapple doesnât belong on pizza. Pineapple doesnât belong on pizza. Pineapple doesnât belong on pizza. Pineapple doesnât belong on pizza. Pineapple doesnât belong on pizza.
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this might be the best tweet of all time.
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my friend was on his phone at lunch and i was giving him the "hang up and hang out" stare and he looks up and goes oh i'm sorry hold on i have to do my duolingo i have a 871 day streak y'all i'm in tears rn.
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yâall be working TOO hard for yalls $9 dollar jobs! my friend just said âhey iâll text you later iâm at workâ girl me too tf??!.
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everytime i think cassie has hit rock bottom that girl gets LOWER.
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can we start a movement to have subtitles at movie theaters i'm begging.
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bruno mars does a good job of maintaining relevance without being annoying like as soon as you get sick of him or a song of his, he disappears.
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some would call this a cult.
ICYMI: Kanye West opened a Christian private school called Donda Academy. Parents must sign NDAs to have their children attend. Price: $15,000 a year. The schoolâs not accredited. Hereâs a video of kids from his Donda school singing âGood Morning, Donda.â
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how does an online class "fill up." how does a virtual event "sell out." yall finna piss me awf!.
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BOOM and there it is.
Darwin in our other iconic #CartoonNetwork show styles âŹď¸âŹď¸ Which one is your favorite? đĄđ§Ą. #Theamazingworldofgumball #TAWOG #AWOG #EdEddnEddy #AdventureTime #Chowder #CodenameKidsNextDoor #RegularShow #DextersLaboratory #FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends #StevenUniverse
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i hate whenever i forget to water my plants and they start acting dead like girl get up and stop playing. .
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rihanna becoming that friend that won't leave her man at home like girl i invited you and you alone omg.
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y'all's safari search bar being at the bottom of your screen is crazy like y'all let apple do anything.
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we NEED pop music like this again.
14 years ago, katy perry released âcalifornia gurlsâ ft. snoop dogg
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miley cyrus is often criticized for reflecting on her previous eras and being like âthat wasnât really me.â Is that not realistic for yâall tho? i look at myself 3 months ago and cringe so i have always related to that about her.
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it is very normal to have some surface level friends. i think it's healthy actually!.
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i don't care what they saying on tiktok PLZ CONTINUE TAKING SHOWERS.
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no bc when teachers got married and changed their name in elementary school, why was the new name always insane omg.
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melanie martinez was spilling all her family tea in dollhouse i was so gagged.
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i like how the super bowl kinda has something for everybody. the football for the sports folks, a halftime show for the artsy people, movie trailers for the stans, funny commercials for the millennials, and even the uniforms kinda tight for the gays. this rlly is america!
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these are drag queen names i'm crying.
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i judge youtubers based on their ability to transition the topic of the video into the sponsorship like that's a talent i think.
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see how now more people can be ariel.
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d.a.r.e. said euphoria glorifies drugs meanwhile this episode could be played at an anti-drug seminar. .
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why she ate him up a bitđđđ.
crying over Matt Rife on Tanaâs podcast looking like an idiot
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i'm finna tell maddy about nate and cassie myself this is getting ridiculous.
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no more CELEBRITIES â SOCIETY HAS ADVANCED PASSED THE NEED FOR CELEBRITIESâ.
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thinking about how less than 1% of jeff bezosâs wealth could change the world and he just. sits there.
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im sorry but when it was revealed jules was in the house i genuinely gasped out loud.
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i'm trying to have an appropriate reaction to this. there are like eight drafts of me quoting this tweet. all of them would get me suspended and maybe even jailed.
Sydney Agudong has been cast as Nani in Disneyâs live-action adaptation of âLILO & STITCH.â.
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i just watched an attempted murder methinks.
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ariana grande music videos donât be making no type of sense. just ponytails and vibesđŻ.
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missing the shot was the worse possible scenario. we finna hear about this for years omg
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they tweeted this yesterday how the screenshot already crunchy?!.
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new yorkers do y'all actually be hailing down cabs yelling TAXI!!!! or is that a tv thing.
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wikipedia lowkey never recovered from the negative PR campaign english teachers ran. like the damage was fatal i fear.
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me retweeting every âyou had to be thereâ tweet because i was, in fact, there
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19?! she should've been at the club.
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trader joeâs has this energy that just makes you wanna try new things. why i bought some watermelon jam today. .
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why do you write like you're running out of time.
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can you imagine someone super famous rn taking off their wig and being like actually here's the real teađđ
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EYE personally think it's nasty to be like "OMG let's drink" around an addict and then be mad the addict acts like an addict. .
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how do high school reunions work like does the class president just pick a day and start emailing people omg.
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she would've ate as katniss everdeen IDK.
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mind you that's her uncle.
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comedic excellence im so sorry.
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the only thing bringing me peace is that if trump wins, he can't run again. like that's an insane amount of cope but at least his terror will be over in 2028
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the woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window is such a hilarious title like y'all can't be serious.
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