jawn mulaney
@phippsdontlie
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she/her. I call it like I see it. I'm a straight shooter and I shoot from the hip. and my hips don't lie
crab town
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I call it like I see it. I'm a straight shooter and I shoot from the hip. and my hips don't lie
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i'm literally soooo done with this place follow me in the other zone if you want to <3
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Every episode of 30 Rock contains one (1) immutable prophecy.
Mel Gibson Says His House Was ‘Completely Toasted’ in Wildfire While He Was on Joe Rogan's Show: ‘When I Got Home… It Wasn’t There’
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really obsessed with this person who not only didn't know the song uptown girl was also scared of it
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Maybe this is a good omen for the year
UPDATE: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
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Eggers’ Nosferatu: I’m so good at Nosferatu that a grown-up let me do it in a grown-up theater when I was nine. I understand Nosferatu more than the guy who made the original. I invented Nosferatu Herzog’s Nosferatu: The AIDS crisis will happen in two years
#Nosferatu is a personal story for filmmaker Robert Eggers to bring to the screen with all his collaborators, from the actors to the craftspeople. I love this letter he sent to us @CriticsChoice members, allowing us insight into all the intense work that went into its making. 🖤
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regular christmas music: 🎶oh yes the snow, it's ticklin' my nose🎶 the christmas music i like: [the loudest organ you've ever heard] [a boy's choir] 🎶o ye infant that ∫halle murder ∫atan🎶
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there's too many threads on here now. i miss when we were succinct
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everyone is claiming they fucked the UHC shooter. and you know what? i did too. we were married for 40 beautiful years.
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first the pizza and now this. smh altoona
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POV: Baby Yoda is just capitalist Cheburashka. Discuss.
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disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery
My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.
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that was me sorry i was very hungy
Mako Shark eaten by something HUGE whilst being reeled in, head alone weighed 100kg 🤯
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okay sure we all agree that newsroom was a terrible show. can we please put thomas sadoski in a sexy prestige drama so i can stare at him some more. thank you
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women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)
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Emerging from my offline basement to say only— I’m sorry to everyone who feels lonelier, more afraid, and less human today. Stay sharp enough to carve your path through the dark.
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You're not gonna die. Because tomorrow you will be alive. And you will make a pledge to get stronger every day. And you will keep that pledge. You will bleed through honor and discipline. And you will become so strong that they may never threaten you. You are going to do this.
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