Allowing disruption in lessons does not mean you care more.

I have a private code phrase known to no one but myself that I will use to verify it's really me if I ever meet my past or future self via time travel.

Absolutely loving this by @JohnCleese Somehow it’s been ten years since I last watched Fawlty Towers. Desperate to watch them all again now

Blimey, the creators of Daryl Dixon season 3 definitely think Spain is a third world country where everyone lives the same as they did in the 1930s #DarylDixon

How many bath mats had to die to make Claudia’s top? #CelebrityTraitors

Non-teacher wife just asked me if she should get size 6 or 7 trainer and could not understand why I just groaned and shook my head

the way how there's little difference between minimum wage and a £30k salary these days but companies still out here like, "a very generous salary of up to £30k"

Exactly this. You may have had several different classes running you ragged and questioning your career choices today but can you now spend an hour explaining to children why you had the nerve to try and stop them disrupting the education of others?

Pleased to see that @tombennett71 has been appointed as a behaviour ambassador for English schools. Congrats Tom (also sorry that I missed the news at first!)

Congratulations Virgin tv, for wrecking Friday evening viewing and making it virtually impossible to speak to an operator on the phone 😡

Once again, get the baby out of the car, carry him to the front of the store and there are no trolleys. None in any of the trolley stores either. Disgraceful @asda Bootle. This happens regularly, clearly no one has taken any action to get more trolleys

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "Water companies say they're putting billions in" Feargal Sharkey, "They took £84 billion in dividends and created £74 billion of debt.. We've been cheated" "There is no pollution control in this country anyone, the companies are out of control" "These

Get the blue open-top bus out!

So true…!

“I’ve watched men bleed out in the Ardennes for a flag you’re not fit to hold, let alone wrap yourself in. You think bluster is bravery? I led men through hell. You couldn’t march through rain without whining about your hair. You dodged the draft, praised dictators, and called

Cue phoney outrage at the judiciary for using the constitution as it was intended

Istanbul was an amazing moment for us all but it’s brilliant that the 20th anniversary is being overshadowed by the title win (if you know what I mean!) #LFCchampions

Yeah because we’re just overrun with care workers in this country and all the young unemployed people are desperate to do these jobs

🚨🎤 This man just torched Brexit and exposed Reform and other Brexit Parties for the con it is. “Brexit made us poorer. That’s a fact.” “Farage and Tice sold us a lie.” “This was sanctions on ourselves.”👏 Watch. Share. Save it for every debate. #BBCQT #BrexitRebels

Long time since I’ve seen Liverpool play Coventry #LIVTOT