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Paul Bertrand

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Paul Bertrand
11 days
Remember to cook your GF pancakes for breakfast or someone else will
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Paul Bertrand
15 days
Should I add more features? No Do more marketing? No I just got unlucky If you really think like this you ignore 99% of the things that make a business successful. You need to build a good product that people want. A small part of that is lucky. The rest is skill.
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Paul Bertrand
15 days
What a mindset. Do I need to redesign my shitty landing page? No. its just a lottery, just bad luck. Do I need to fix that bug on the home page? Nope, just luck Is my copy bad? Nope just didnt win the lottery. Was my idea bad? Nah, Bad luck once again.
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Dagobert - Corporate sellout 👔
15 days
Imagine your Twitter feed only showed people who won the lottery. Every day you only see posts from people who won big. Within a few weeks you’d start to think winning the lottery is normal. And you'd probably start playing the lottery yourself 🤑 At first you would lose of
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Paul Bertrand
15 days
the one shot refactor didnt work
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Paul Bertrand
15 days
yolo
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Paul Bertrand
17 days
Sonnet is good but sometimes its 10x more expensive than GPT5?
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Rox
22 days
After two years of work, I can FINALLY announce my newest project with @StevenBartlett: @Flightcast_ Upload video podcasts to YouTube & Spotify + Audio everywhere else Get all your video + audio analytics in one place Then analyze your data with an AI assistant
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Paul Bertrand
23 days
Year after that, you get fined after 5km to fast The years after they start expanding what they track. Parked to long without paying for it? Ticket. Turned without a blinker? Ticket. No seatbelt detected? Ticket.
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Paul Bertrand
23 days
How tracking cars would really work : First they pitch it as an idea to save lives and stop excessing speeding, automatically fine people that drive 50km over the speed limit. Which 99% of people would agree with Next year they reduce the limit to 25km Next year 10km
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Paul Bertrand
27 days
Seeing way more scrapers in the last 2 years scraping customer sites. AI definitely increased scraping imho
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Paul Bertrand
27 days
Share your wins
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Paul Bertrand
28 days
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Paul Bertrand
28 days
Always have a back up plan. If AI replaces me I will become a personal chef & trainer and will start selling ice cream sandwiches on the side
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luke 🦣 ลุค
28 days
@levelsio I was in BKK during Covid and lockdown ... one thing that really stood out was a (Thai) dentist friend who started selling homemade desserts online to make rent. He didn't care that after years of dental school, he was just cooking cakes; he just woke up, invented a job for
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Paul Bertrand
28 days
AI startups are literally indiehackers at this point
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Zephyr
29 days
How the fuck does a one time deal become recurring revenue??
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Paul Bertrand
1 month
Redesign done. Let me know where i should send the stripe link
@levelsio
@levelsio
1 month
Maybe I can let a designer make a modern landing page Then we A/B test it and see what converts more?
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Paul Bertrand
1 month
It's still happening. Got a random water test for a house in canada?
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Paul Bertrand
1 year
People keep writing to me in French. I would like to formally state that I do not speak French. I firmly deny any allegations that I am, or was ever French. I am and have always been Dutch. For more information, please refer to the image attached. Merci becoups.
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Paul Bertrand
1 month
Oh look its bot banning day
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Paul Bertrand
1 month
Whats the point of a sports car if an electric egg shaped SUV zoomer car can outperform it in every way?
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Paul Bertrand
1 month
GFs Dutch is becoming good enough to call me names
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Paul Bertrand
1 month
Mondays are for fixing the things AI broke over the weekend
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Paul Bertrand
2 months
blurred for anonymity but even bigger indiehacker accounts are removing revenue from their bio a sign of changing times?
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