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@tryfomo prev tinkering @dydx @uniswap
Joined August 2015
Isn’t it so wild that Nikola Tesla’s parents named him after a car? Like wow.
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sent a selfie to my boyfriend to ask how i look and he legit just hit me with an "lgtm".
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You think you know someone and then you find out they don’t follow you back on twitter.
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VCs dm'ing us to form a real co and raise a round. you have just completed missed the point.
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feeling like the fact that silicon valley hasnt heard of SHEIN despite it being the literal #2 shopping app in the US is indicative of a pattern of VCs ignoring industries that predominately serve women, even when those companies generate $$$$.
SHEIN is the quiet Chinese quindecacorn #addicting America's Gen Z shoppers. You've probably never heard of them. - $10bn in 2020 rev.- $15bn valuation, Sequoia & Tiger.- #2 shopping app in the US.- Creating real-time retail. @mbrennanchina & I go DEEP.
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As a general rule of thumb I think u should not post team photos if ur team is all dudes. Like keep that shit to urself.
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is there an IRS tax code for "my investment was stolen in a flashloan DAO attack"?.
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we spent a total of $260 on this project 👁👄👁.
the young people of tech just showed us that they can generate hype, collaborate remotely in 36 hours to ship something, raise $$$ for a great cause, while working in a highly diverse team. 👁️👄👁️ everything we know about working in tech is. a lie 👁️👄👁️.
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my hot take is that tech values young ppl too much. Fuck them kids lmao.
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when i was new to tech i thought that that famous successful founders were all intelligent, calm, and rational people that should be looked up to. now that im almost a decade in, ive realized that most of those people are, in fact, huge babies.
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As a general rule of thumb I think u should not post team photos if ur team is all dudes. Like keep that shit to urself.
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lol i swear to god there are now more project management startups than there are total women in tech.
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thinking back to the time when my friends roommate venmo requested her $1 for taking a Polaroid pic of them. they both make over 200k a year.
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u fix ur jira board for the 3rd time this hour and take a twitter break. u see an egirl and DM her 'hi ur funny😋' for the 5th time this month. she doesnt reply. u tell ur friends what a hoe she is. after all, u've been coding since u were 15. ur the moral compass of america.
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every time i speak to a recruiter i always ask them for diversity stats of their eng teams and of their eng leadership. they always say they will get back to me. no recruiter has ever gotten back to me.
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With this $125 from equifax I finally have some capital to angel invest. Please send me ur decks.
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absolutely insane that these men are running silicon valley
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you HAVE to start 🧚🏼♂️ angle ✨ investing. You cannot ❌ let the $5.56 💸keep sitting in your Chase savings account 🌛🌙. Main characters 💃🏻 don’t let friends 👯♀️invest in INDEX FUNDS 🥵🤮🤮🤢. They r for UGLY ppl ONLY!!! 🤮🤧😷.
Everyone should angel invest.
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@jeffscottward oo it stands for "looks good to me" its what engineers say to approve a code change lolll.
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what the fuck did I start LMAO.
👁👄👁 It is what it is!.
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This bitch is taking a meeting in the middle of Olive Garden
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whenever i see .reduce in a PR i just auto approve. im not reading that shit.
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i read all "just had my 1 year anniversary at x tech company!" tweets as "i have hit my vesting cliff and am now recruitable!" lol.
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@samson_hu don’t push the blame on drugs lol ambien doesn’t turn a person misogynistic . also how does “hot young girl” = “bad office manager” ?? it’s clear the issue is w the men? in his weird imaginary scenario, the girl didn’t do anything except b hot lmao.
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my gen z roommate keeps using terms that make no sense. Pog this pog that “sheeee” I’m about to lose my mind.
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did not have “all my friends are watching the sothebys auction livestream” as a bingo item for 2021.
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So we were bidding against a certified villain the whole time 😂
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the dumbest and weirdest form of lifestyle creep i did not expect is needing to buy nice hand soap. i tried aesop one time and now im spending $39/month on soap. wtf is wrong with me.
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some personal news: last week was my last at uniswap 🫡 after an incredibly LIT 2.5 years there, it’s time for something new! . so proud of and thankful for my time there. ive made some lifelong friends and learned how to build world class apps. love for uniswap always ❤️❤️❤️🦄🦄.
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getting so many DMs from random men offering to help me with technical interview prep. like no, honey. if u battle me on leetcode u better prepare to lose.
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i wanna buy but I don’t get paid till next week. with the earnin app I can.
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sf is wild in that u don’t know if they actually want to catch up or if they want to hire u as their tech lead 🤔.
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those surprised by those Chinese fashion tiktoks have clearly never walked into a stats lecture at Berkeley.
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I would also like to personally thank my roommate @itsmezhi for taking an entire day to create fake screenshots of 👁👄👁 to generate more confusion. u da best.
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i know not everyone in tech can relate but good god, does it feel great to love where you work. to have a supportive manager and a fun team, to have little stress yet learn a ton, and to have utmost respect & trust for the leadership team. just a tiny appreciation post i guess <3.
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I don’t think we give enough credit to postgres for being the goatest software ever written.
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i once greeted a candidate to walk him to the interview room (where the interview would be conducted by. me. ) and he asked me if i was the office manager. this was a startup of 8 people. in his mind it was more likely that we had an office manager than a female engineer.
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my bf's favorite activity is to ask me "WHAT ARE WE EATING FOR DINNER" as soon as my eyelids crack open for the day at 8am.
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running a startup truly takes an entire village of support and i didn’t fully appreciate the extent of that until this v difficult week. sending my gratitude ❤️.
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if u accept a forbes 30u30 nomination that means ur a fuckin cop.
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every single time there’s a tweet about something positive in Chinese culture the comment section turns into a racist shitfest and it’s so normalized at this point that this is the default expectation now.
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I forced a bot to read 10k hours of twitter and now it's a thought leader.
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linkedin is seriously a giant shitfest of stolen content and people replying “LOL🤣”
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pulling up to eth sf hackathon with 5 engineers and not a single ideas guy.
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going private so that i feel more comfortable tweeting stuff about personal life. congrast to the 7.3k of u who are my besties.
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if i did one of those "a day in the life" videos it'd be like. wake up 6:30am. crack open a diet coke. code 12 hours with the worst sitting posture you've ever seen. doordash some mcd with diet coke. code some more. tiktok binge until my brain cannot stay awake anymore.
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stop hating on the code I wrote 3 years ago bro it’s vintage.
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u think u know someone and then u find out their spotify top artist is. drake. .
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hi @kleinerperkins, fellow from '16 here. we pointed out the lack of Black peers in our class all the way back in 2016. You have had 4 years to make changes. We want to see real action items, not just platitudes on social media, esp given your troubling history with DEI.
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when u flush a toilet on an airplane, the plane jettisons ur pee outside, onto 6th n market st.
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Hmm thing is most kids from “elite” schools and internships go to Grace Hopper for free (from corp sponsorships). It’s the underserved students who end up paying thousands of dollars just for a chance to be seen at the career fair. This kind of inequality should be talked about.
@YasmeenRoumie Also, do you have any understanding of what a conference should cost? You are outraged by the price, sure, but what are you basing this off of? It’s an expensive endeavor to get such famous companies in one place at this scale.
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making twitter friends is so weird but nice. i have no idea what any of u do. or live. or look like. but i probably know ur exact niche of humor and ur progression of tech liberalism to radical socialism between the years of 2017 - 2020.
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I have no idea how to exit this tick tock app. It’s been 3 months help me.
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crying on the subway while ppl are staring, is this a New York rite of passage???.
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bringing bitcoin (harrypotterobamashiba10inu) to the people 🤝.
It takes a killer team to bring you the best swapping experience 👏 . Who’s behind some of that work? 👀. 🥁 Uniswap dev @patagucci_girl added fee-on-transfer support (& helped ship UniswapX) 😮💨
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☐ single .☐ taken.☑︎ trying to figure out tf calling cards work so I can maintain contact w my family overseas in case orange man bans wechat and while I cannot visit them for the foreseeable future because of a global pandemic ahhh.
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laughing at the idea that microsoft PMs will have to decipher this video.
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does anyone else remember that cs 170 exam that was 11pm - 2am? and everyone was just ok with it? anyway go bears.
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someone from pakistan hacked into my @netflix account but they were at least kind enough to make secondary profiles and not mess up my preferences :^)
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celebrated my 2 years with @Uniswap last week. v proud of everything that we've built together in that time and very excited for what's to come 🫶.
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being a frontend engineer at a crypto company is insane in that you can go from debugging some elliptic curve cryptography math to working on css gradients in the same hour.
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I took down the search page on for two hours while I was an intern there 🙃.
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when u spend 4 months on an article and the shocking insight u gather is… that employees sent slack messages overnight 💀 when are we gonna stop writing dumb articles like these.
NEW: April Koh built a $2 billion mental-health startup by age 29. Current and former employees tell me she led a fast-paced culture that created panic and fear.
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y'all are geniuses for catching on so quickly 👁👄👁.
Really hoping 👁️👄👁️ isn't meme marketing for any app or network, but rather, social media performance art that satirizes elitist invite-only cis-male-dominated social apps and exclusive secret societies/clubhouses.
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Genuine q: what is the protocol for when someone reschedules a meeting 4 times and you don’t want to meet anymore? how do you politely communicate that?.
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23andme results for asians are so wild lmao. few years ago i was partly korean. then last year i was 100% chinese. now with the new update i am back to being partly korean.
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