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@schizohustler
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9 months
i'm going to beat depression by gambling on the computer for 16 hours a day.
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@schizohustler
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idc how bad it gets i'm never diversifying my portfolio.
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@schizohustler
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three guys i'm close to have jobs, unemployment rate is fucking 90%.
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@schizohustler
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this pa reminds me of september 1956.
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@schizohustler
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eth was trading at $10k just three days ago btw.
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@schizohustler
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13 hours
i have no recollection whatsoever of tweeting this.
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@schizohustler
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how many gay pornos do i have to watch before pornhub stops telling me about the lonely women in my area.
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@schizohustler
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17 hours
when any of my mutuals stops posting i just assume they went to prison.
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@schizohustler
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19 hours
no one really gives a fuck and that’s what you have to accept sometimes.
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@schizohustler
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19 hours
gmonad i love monad! is one million anoma points enough to retire @anoma @monad wow so pretty next to each other hehe.
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@schizohustler
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19 hours
joyful july didn’t really amount to much for me.
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@schizohustler
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girls always ask for dick pics but never sends them. sad really.
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@schizohustler
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2 days
why the fuck would i get a job when i can wake up at 3pm and start gambling by 3:01pm.
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@schizohustler
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3 days
being mid twenties crypto bro feels like living a wasted life. i also felt the same way at other ages but this one feels worse for some reason.
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@schizohustler
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3 days
you see a man wearing sandals YOU STOMP HIS FUCKING TOES.
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@schizohustler
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3 days
my boss at the weed dispensary just told me to turn off five finger death punch because it was scaring black customers.
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@schizohustler
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3 days
how do you even die in a tsunami. just swim nigga.
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@schizohustler
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spamming thumbs down in a monad space tuesday.
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@schizohustler
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every day i curse my luck for not being born into wealth and then i hit the oil rig.
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@schizohustler
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crypto twitter sounds intellectual if you don’t know what it is but it’s just slop and brainrot.
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@schizohustler
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jeff hyperliquid is the most evil creature to have ever lived by far worse than mandela, gandhi, and even martin luther king.
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