Dean Eigenmann
@DeanEigenmann
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i like money and techno. the unreasonable voice of reason @Dialectic_Group & @projectblanc_ch ex @ensdomains , @ethstatus , @vacp2p , @zklabs
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the saddest thing I’ve realized in my life, is I will never get the opportunity to work with me.
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all the crypto people love talking about how great Dubai is, until you realize it’s an autocratic shithole that can’t even build drainage systems
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the best part about the bear market is that all the fucking dao people disappeared
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day 2 of trying to buy a german apartment
> "why are u even trying to buy?"
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who talks like this lmao? some of these mfs have never been slapped before and it shows
I am now a founding Engineer at Tab.
I sacrificed a lot for it. I said no to every accelerator, investor and millions of worthless job offers from SF fancy startups.
Not because I am soft and can’t do them.
Because I am brutal and I see what is the best future opportunity for…
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my biggest regret in crypto at this point has been not starting as an anon
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the etf is the endgame for those who do not actually have any deeper conviction for crypto and the ecosystem as a whole
if you actually believe in what is being built, you know that tradfi exit liquidity is a complete distraction, keep building and we won't need it.
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we often get hung up on consumer applications for crypto, what we forget in this thinking is that crypto has already offered a zero to one improvement over most legacy financial infrastructure and continues to improve on that aspect
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the entire MEV market is bound to become a wholly vertically integrated oligopoly, we are less than 6 months from this reality.
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i’ve become completely content with there potentially not being consumer crypto use cases, a thriving defi ecosystem is a trillion dollar use case
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love a technical take from a non-technical capital allocator
You can reduce ~95% of malicious MEV by cutting block times and moving AMM to CLOB (no sandwich attacks on a CLOB)
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within 5 years there will be at least one MEV shop that is considered a leading global financial institution
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lady next to me in the coffee shop just refreshed coingecko, we are so fucking back
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i generally don’t get involved at all when it comes to SEC bullshit cause i simply don’t give a fuck, but at this point wtf are they even doing?
*SEC SERVED CONSENSYS WITH A WELLS NOTICE AND ALLEGED METAMASK IS OPERATING AS AN UNLICENSED BROKER DEALER: FORTUNE - THE BLOCK PRO
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gf is amazed that I’d still date her if she cleaned houses for a living but would absolutely refuse to date her if she was a cop
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MEV has progressed to a point where technical alpha is virtually at a zero, the only alpha left to squeeze out is how much risk you’re willing to take
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so now that ethereum is becoming polkadot, polkadot is becoming ethereum
Happy to release the initial Jam spec in the Gray Paper (10 years after my release of the Yellow Paper): A proposal for the future of
@Polkadot
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i have create a novel and innovative stable swap protocol
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it's not stated enough that being a founder / entrepreneur is 95% of the time absolutely shit and miserable but somehow still the only tolerable career choice lol
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in a rollup centric world, this makes sense. i fail to understand why one would be on an EVM rollup when they could have an application specific chain given the drastic improvements on UX
speed and interoperability are no longer an issue with todays tech stack
GMX launching its own chain. Everyone's aiming to own their own stack. Blur/Aevo/Compound was just the start. This is gonna happen 1000x to pump vals.
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many crypto companies lack any form of accountability because the path to liquidity is essentially guaranteed
companies can create absolutely nothing and the likelihood an investor can exit their position is relatively high
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if I owned a hotel, blankets would simply not be tucked under the fucking mattress, this alone is worth 5 stars
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been non-stop between coding and calls with lawyers for the past 2 weeks
today I finally get to squeeze in some self-care
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one negative, often understated, side effect of intent based architectures / MEV mitigation schemes is that we continuously stray farther from atomicity guarantees that first-gen blockchains offered
this will also have serious effects on interoperability of protocols
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a lot of people associate psychedelics with spirituality cause they’re too scared to admit they just like drugs
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the most valuable resource in markets is data, what is interesting about blockchains is that data is publicly accessible, the value now moves towards interpretation & understanding
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The ethereum B2B narrative is so fucking stupid that only someone like David could’ve come up with it, god he’s dumb
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most chains don’t realize that they’ll never find PMF without a Lubin
The reason every EIP contributor is from Consensys is because *literally* everyone in 2017-2019 worked for Consensys.
Even
@DeanEigenmann
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applying for a German mortgage once again reminds me that maybe defi is enough of a use-case
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when i lived in Dubai this would happen every year, it’s the perfect analogy to what a shit hole that place is, they try to impress with a fancy facade but can’t even build a drainage system
it’s all smoke and mirrors down there
btw at one point the electricity will go out too
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every time i interact with curve in a programmatic way, i always get a little concerned with how much money is parked in it
it is probably to the ugliest most spaghetti protocol deployed and actively used
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my gf when I tell her I landed a big bundle on mainnet
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i’m making the world a better place by maximally extracting value
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the idea of having to identify yourself when crossing a “border” is so absurd ngl
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i think about this often, ironically i would say the catalyst for a lot of ethereum's ossification was eth2.0 development, the constant delays etc led to others gaining ground
btw, eth2.0 is still not shipped 🤷♂️
Ethereum is losing before your eyes, community members sit too smug, rich, or self awareness lacking to do anything about it
Fascinating behavior
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launching project blanc points soon for anyone who got MEVd by us
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crypto people are so retarded they think this is a good thing, the only thing this leads to is more government scrutiny as another authoritarian government switches to the use of cryptocurrencies
it’s really not that hard guys
BREAKING: 🇻🇪Venezuela to accelerate cryptocurrency adoption for oil sales to work around new US sanctions - Reuters
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2024 my goal is to manage at least 90% of my personal finances through crypto-native products
this doesn't include savings for sake of diversification
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if cowswap can get a foothold in the non crypto native sector they will gain significant market-share, they've already become the dominant aggregator in the crypto-native space and the same will happen with their AMM
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how can blockchain solve this 👇🏻
The 5 unique dating challenges faced by Christian software engineers:
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gonna be interesting to explain to the accountant why project blanc uses 16,000 EOAs
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easter holidays? I guess you just hate creating value for your shareholders
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every time I pass a border I exclusively think about how stupid the security theater of border security is
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back when I invented
@CelestiaOrg
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well, here I am, being judgy as always
Welcome to the Infinite Space Bazaar ☄️
Get ready for the first global online Celestia hackathon, from April 2 to May 17, with $100k+ in prizes. 🏁
Register now:
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venture capitalist? no baby, I’m a narrative constructor
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i'm quickly reassured by the idea that I'm actually just better than everyone else
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why has no one cornered the niche market of being a financial advisor for onlyfans models?
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having a gf just means that your once pristinely draining shower will now be clogged every 2.5 weeks
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damn, sent 2 intros to portfolio companies today. I am really exceeding on the value add, and all of that before 9:30 am.
I guess I get today off!
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@EdgarArout
impressive in its gas efficiency and wildly unimpressive in its composability and usability
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technical innovation of projects adjacent to ethereum at this point has far outpaced that of ethereum at the base layer and could cause the general underperformance of ETH in comparison during the next run
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got kicked out the happy hour for being clinically depressed
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it is once again that time in the market for shitcoin connoisseuring
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*works in cryptocurrency but it's not about the money*
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can’t cook meals when you’re spending all day cooking deals
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@AriDavidPaul
this tweet is directed at the bullshit culture and investment daos that are just people frontrunning eachother for angel tickets in projects
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this is the main reason eth no longer holds dominance in my personal portfolio
even though most of my work still is very ethereum centric
we have to acknowledge there is ossification at the base
Eth might literally end up as one of the best examples of how unforgiving markets can be to participants that are unwilling to adapt to new information.
It has continually under performed, and there is a group of people that think it must go up simply because it always has.…
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oh yeah baby, sample my data, i want u to see how available it is 💦💦💦
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i like how in crypto you can just say you're "decentralizing" instead of having to admit that you're firing 70% of your workforce, true innovation that is
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hilarious how incredibly bad a lot of these telegram trading bots are architected
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