So BlueSky’s the next thing people will use for a week and then coke back here for, huh?

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

I just came to watch dril fight

One of the greatest tweets in history. Absolute all timer.

it's wild that they have created a whole neutral term for vehicular manslaughter just so suburbanites don't have to acknowledge that their fashion choices killed their kids

Skimming LinkedIn makes me feel gross. So much posturing and pontificating from people who want to seem important.

This is the greatest Mass Effect video of all time. Maybe ever. https://t.co/4XmZdkvmZ0

YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid, Reva, Oppo Rancisis, Coleman Kcaj, Ka-Moon Kholi, Selrahc Elous, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am.

Why did they call it Twitter Blue instead of the troll toll?

Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵

The second mass strike in France in two weeks. 250 strike actions. Transit halted. And all called by radical unions, who have done stuff like cut off electricity to politicians while offering it for free to places like daycare centers, public libraries, and folks in need.

I’m getting word from several people that the Tyre Nichols video is bad. Like… worse than we’ve seen in a long time, and that’s saying something. A reminder that you can turn off video Auto-Play in your Settings. You don’t owe anyone anything. You don’t have to watch.

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Now that Ivory’s launched, the difference between the Twitter and Mastodon experience is even more stark. This used to be a website!

Getting paid to do open source? 👀🤝🔥

I am BEGGING you to please stop telling people their loss of a job is their opportunity to go off on their own and start their own thing. Let them grieve for 5 damn seconds before you push your entrepreneurship agenda on them. You don’t know their financial or life status.