I'm feeling very dramatic today AND PROBABLY FOR THE REST OF MY WHOLE LIFE

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if christ is coming it’s bc i’m sucking his dick

Louis Armstrong sings Mack The Knife (1968)

Me going to explain something I literally learned about 5 minutes ago

strolling under the hot sun with some cool goats...

#OnthisDay1990: Nicolas Cage somersaulted onto the ‘Wogan’ set to bare his soul (and his chest).

I want my weighted blanket to kill me

You know Biden is going to leave the room and come back in a wig right?

And I’ll do it again

her: i’ll have the salad, no nuts, please waiter: of course me: it didn’t say it had nuts her: i’m allergic, so I tell them to be safe me: that makes sense waiter: and for you? me: steak, no bees, please

I’m just saying, if the ice cream truck can play music, the garbage truck could too.

These guys are really raising the bar for music production

The fact I can’t kiss my dad or he might die now just makes it way hotter

I’ve been wearing an underwire bra since I was twelve you can wear a mask

just realized when you get married everyone looks at your side profile the whole ceremony so that’s gonna be a no from me dawg

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES, EACH OTHER & SPACESHIP EARTH!