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@420insidejob
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3 years
if I was at the club 🥂🍾🕺, you know I balled🗑🏀⛹️‍♀️, chemo 👩‍🦲💉💊🏥
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@420insidejob
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thinking about this
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@420insidejob
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they fucking killed him
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@420insidejob
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i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
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me: :( my cat: brrrrt? me: :)
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@420insidejob
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is this real
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@420insidejob
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2 years
give them back
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@420insidejob
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haven’t seen this video in a couple months so
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@420insidejob
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you should be able to call in sad to work
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@420insidejob
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for lent im giving up
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@420insidejob
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going suicide prevention shopping which is where i go to target and buy myself something so i don’t kill my self
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@420insidejob
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crippling adhd got me moving like a sim bro. all i do is get up, walk around, go into a room and stand there and wait for my monkey brain to be assigned its next action
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@420insidejob
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@420insidejob
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you made me hate this city 😩
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@420insidejob
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incredible text to wake up to
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@420insidejob
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2 years
i think about this daily
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@420insidejob
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knuckle sandwich
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@420insidejob
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it’s cause you’re always on that damn spectrum
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@420insidejob
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????
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@420insidejob
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is it too early to start putting up my 9/11 decorations
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@420insidejob
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@420insidejob
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just left work
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if I was a deer the first thing I would do is run into traffic
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@420insidejob
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@420insidejob
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having game night at my place
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@420insidejob
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shower sex hits different when the only thing you’re fucking is crying
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@420insidejob
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happy new year
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@420insidejob
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me and my friends would’ve beat the founding fathers with hammers i can tell you that much
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@420insidejob
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this rocks
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@420insidejob
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building caught on fire hope this helps
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3 years ago today. Still no official explanation.
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@420insidejob
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check out my cat
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@420insidejob
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“so no head??” - JFK
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@420insidejob
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ur in her dms, i’m stealing your identity. we are the same now
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@420insidejob
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cute date idea for those of you in a relationship this summer!!!!: go to hell
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@420insidejob
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all women are beautiful and all men have four letter names
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@420insidejob
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yearning
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@420insidejob
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i have GOT to go missing in a national park under mysterious circumstances
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@420insidejob
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“i made my friends hold him they were upset” PLEASE
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@420insidejob
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is this really the tweet of mine that’s gonna take off???? fuck y’all
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@420insidejob
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what do u mean “you can have fun without drugs or alcohol”??? i don’t even have fun WITH drugs and alcohol
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@420insidejob
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the ducks at the park are free you can just take them home
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@420insidejob
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the perfect tweet
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@420insidejob
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found a new type of guy
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@420insidejob
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he
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@420insidejob
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therapists should be allowed to kill you
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@420insidejob
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"this thread is SENDING ME RN!!!!" - the cat that i am dangling yarn in front of
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@420insidejob
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my politics are whatever this is
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@420insidejob
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anyone know if the duolingo owl is single
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@420insidejob
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do you think wild animals view domesticated animals/pets as royalty or slaves
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why the fuck would shirley temple put animal crackers in her soup. that sounds terrible
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@420insidejob
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so my cat can scream at god and it’s “just what cats do” but when i do it im “disturbing the peace” and “having another episode”
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@420insidejob
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new bridge just dropped
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@420insidejob
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it’s time
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@420insidejob
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sean kingston threatened to kill himself and got a hit song but when i do it all i get is a 72 hour hold and banned from hinge
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i am obsessed with closing my eyes. like goodbye
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@420insidejob
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temu is the greatest place on earth
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@420insidejob
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your honor, i’m so glad u reached out but my client is actually at capacity / helping someone else who’s in crisis / dealing with some personal stuff right now,
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@420insidejob
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if your man is a small guy with feathers who is constantly looking up at the sky. that’s not your man, that’s chicken little
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costco should be allowed to sell cocaine
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can’t get over this WILDLY racist petfinder post
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@BriannaDerra i never thought of it this way
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they should invent a life that’s isn’t agonizing
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@420insidejob
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the good thing is that even if you can’t get an abortion, you can just send your kid to school!
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@420insidejob
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@userjaymes ❌🚫 coma phone privileges in this hospital 🚫❌
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@420insidejob
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we used to be a country. a proper country
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@420insidejob
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men will literally sit and watch 17 straight hours of fail videos instead of going to therapy
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anyway if you’re in the greater worcester, MA area on hinge look out for a guy named Chase. i don’t have his pic, so maybe just don’t match with any men at all to be safe
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@420insidejob
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seeing this and knowing you’re about to use the worst toilet of your entire life
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@420insidejob
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me: so it turns out a squirrel would need to fall about 4800 miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity my anesthesiologist: how are you still awake
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biblically accurate angle
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i once got the ick because i saw a guys bitmoji making a sandcastle on snap maps
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@iggythebot LETS GOOO CUM N M’s
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my ex was an empath which is why he always felt bad after he hit me
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why do you, as a man, not have any tattoos??
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men are incredible
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wtf
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a candidate i can get behind
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i’m bisexual which means my mom is a girl and my dad wasn’t in my life
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@vodkaoatmilk right? you’re telling me i can rename every pet i’ve ever gotten from an animal rescue EXCEPT this one??
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“yeah hang on let me just check the weather” *fires up the Wii forecast channel*
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ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs
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her ass can NOT write an email
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is there war in the cars cinematic universe
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the reason u have to put ur phone on airplane mode is in case ur old plane text u and ur new plane gets jealous
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@pissboymcgee ur sleeping on the Native deodorant man i could run ten miles and still smell like coconut
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