gigi
@420insidejob
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bottom of the ninth can't find my socks
massachusett (they/she)
Joined April 2009
if I was at the club 🥂🍾🕺, you know I balled🗑🏀⛹️♀️, chemo 👩🦲💉💊🏥
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my favorite conspiracy theory is that he’s sorry for everything he’s done to me
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Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me Feeling this empty Your meow right now would sound like music to me Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary Gary, come home (Gary, come home)
Every eldest daughter Was the first lamb to the slaughter So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire
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just had to slam on my brakes bc a kid was chasing his ball across the road. fuck my looney tunes ass cartoon life
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i forgot to tell everyone on here i’m getting a hip replacement in the next three or so months 🎉🎉🎉
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the creators of pressure cookers could have avoided a huge problem by just not adding the bomb setting on it
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i did this except instead of using incognito, i downloaded and switched to using chrome for my web browser
I asked my wife why she was in private browsing mode on her phone and she explained that Safari only allows 500 tabs in regular mode so she had to switch. You think you know a person
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if you ever think your city is trash just know that there is a neighborhood in Worcester that is called Price Chopper
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it should be public record whether or not the president’s junk is cut or uncut
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watching someone turn on do not disturb in real time as you’re texting them is so humbling
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