I am going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.

People mistake cruelty for power. But being an asshole isn’t strength, it’s fear dressed as defense.

I was indoctrinated at a young age.

One of the worst parts of being alive in this era is being ruled by deeply incurious people when the universe is absolutely teeming with wonder. We can’t even think recreationally anymore

Can somebody remind me of the word for when you refer to the collective character or behavior of an entire group of people and you define that group of people by their race or ethnicity?

Remember: Undocumented immigrants pay billions of dollars in taxes every year. They pay into government funded healthcare programs, but can't access them except in case of emergency. Emergency Medicaid spending accounted for less than 1% of total Medicaid spending in 2023.

I wish I had a doctor boyfriend so I could send him pics of apples when I'm mad at him

I dont even fuck around and I still be finding out

This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry

Charlie Kirk’s assassination is GREAT news for Trump. A precocious martyr, opportunity to take the moral high ground, a distraction from the Epstein story & the chance to be a “protector”. It’s a Reichstag-fire level of justification for a continued crackdown on universities.

[Baseball game] ME: [giggle] I love how they named the positions in the game after the bases of sex HIM: What? No, baseball came first ME: ok I’m pretty sure sex came before baseball

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 This is a dark day for football, music, and America. I’ve been shaking with rage and punching my phone screen for the last hour It was announced on Instagram that Tyler Swift - who has never had a #1 song and was caught drinking and swearing on live TV - is now

https://t.co/mysNm6GtIz

Kid from Kid ‘N Play turned a haircut into a career. That’s the kind of shit they don’t teach you in business school

The most clutch moment in Tottenham Hotspur history

https://t.co/IQnMopUaQP

“I don’t usually win things, I 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 win things in my second year” 🥶

EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!

We dared. We dreamt. WE DID IT!!! 🏆

Whomst among us is not beset with questions about what treatments are available for moderate to severe plaque psoriasis?

There is a particular tone and tempo of dishwashing that can be matched by neither yowling jungle cat nor trumpeting elephant in clearly communicating “stay the fuck away from me”