Obsolete Genius
@obsoletegenius
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I was told to think different. So I do. These thoughts are mine, not Apple's. I'm obsolete as of 10/5/2011.
United States
Joined October 2016
Apple customers when you tell them a 50GB iCloud plan is only $0.99 a month:
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PSA: How to keep a friend that works for as a friend: 1. Don't message them only when you want a discount. 2. Don't ask them stupid shit you can Google easily. 3. Don't ASK them for a discount. If we want to let you use it we'll OFFER. Please feel free to add your own.
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To the woman in Boston who needed a password reset but refused to "crawss the rivah," sometimes needs must we push ourselves to get the things we want. #aha #jesuschrist #nope #apple
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When you know that one coworker is only asking how you’ve been as a way of segueing into talking about themselves. #todayatapple #idontgiveashit #fuckoff
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Exceptions are for the exceptional. I have yet to meet anyone like that at the Genius Bar. #todayatapple
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How many times have you heard the classic line "I'm never shopping here again!!", And your like ok great! 😁😁 But a week later, there's #Dearcustomer back in again with a new issue. Hey i thought we had a deal man! #retaillife #retailproblems #customers
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Exceptions are for the exceptional. I have yet to meet anyone like that at the Genius Bar. #todayatapple
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When you know that one coworker is only asking how you’ve been as a way of segueing into talking about themselves. #todayatapple #idontgiveashit #fuckoff
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I have no problem with opinions in general, but if the only knowledge you have on a topic is your opinion, then that’s one to keep behind your teeth. #justsayin
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#BREAKING: Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire In Santa Fe High School In Texas; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops ...
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Excusing yourself to take a shit is weird when you think about it. I’m parting company for a moment to go shoot/spray excrement into a porcelain bowl and possibly/probably handle my taint and genitals. Then return to polite conversation. Weird. #justsayin
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Is it just me, or is Robert Mueller becoming the Oliver Cromwell of our time? #justsayin #lordprotector #longlivetheking #wehavenoking
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This guy right here could probably get a cabinet position with the tRump admin or surely a talking head slot with FOX😎
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For. Reals.
It’s always an odd experience to answer a stranger’s “What do you do?” question with “I work at the Apple Store” and watch their face as they calculate the level of respect they feel I should be given in real time
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It's been two years. So it's worth revisiting the time a friend was slightly confused by her + Jews! travel charger. Before she realised it was iSmart, upside down.
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