ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive
@JonyIveParody
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I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
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Joined February 2013
The truth about Phony Stark:
Behind all of Elon Musk’s bloviating and attention-seeking is a small man who is simply not very good at anything.
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.@BasicAppleGuy is only showcasing accessories made by Apple but it reminded me of this revolutionary adapter that only true OG’s will remember:
Apple Accessories Bingo How many of these more obscure Apple accessories have you owned?
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A glorious future awaits, where humanity stands united, patiently awaiting the day Tesla Full Self-Driving actually works. #PhonyStark
Elon Musk predicted that AI and robots would eventually allow work to become optional for human beings, that money would become “irrelevant” and poverty would cease to exist.
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A glorious future awaits, where humanity stands united, patiently awaiting the day Tesla Full Self-Driving actually works. #PhonyStark
Elon Musk predicted that AI and robots would eventually allow work to become optional for human beings, that money would become “irrelevant” and poverty would cease to exist.
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As an openly gay man, @tim_cook would probably be jailed or killed in Saudi Arabia. But in the United States, he can safely dine among murderers, pedophiles, and convicted felons.
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iPhone Pro Max users:
More battery 🔋 or dual camera 📸 Which upgrade actually convinces you to choose the iPhone Air?
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Apple Customers: "We want Siri and Apple Intelligence to actually work well and be useful." Apple:
Apple launches iPhone Pocket: a limited edition designer strap accessory https://t.co/SlMiDldKtg by @bzamayo
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Apple Customers: "We want Siri and Apple Intelligence to actually work well and be useful." Apple:
Apple launches iPhone Pocket: a limited edition designer strap accessory https://t.co/SlMiDldKtg by @bzamayo
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It was made by us, and we hope you are enjoying it, Carol.
Vince Gilligan wants you to know that Pluribus was ‘made by humans’ https://t.co/lZ3EM701vC by @mvcmendes
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Phony Stark is the most overpaid person alive.
Tesla shareholders approve $1 trillion pay package for CEO Elon Musk https://t.co/alGvKM1pBn
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At this rate the Epstein List will be released before GTA 6.
Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026. We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and
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With two new encouraging signs, can we finally believe in the new Siri? https://t.co/6gEgFsiWjK by @benlovejoy
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I submit to you the greatest Christmas trees ever designed.
Apple Invites Users to Design Digital Christmas Trees for Battersea Power Station Display
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The issue is only present whilst flying coach.
AirPods Pro 3 Flight Problem ✈️ At 39,000 feet, Apple’s latest noise-cancelling earbuds expose an issue you’d never notice on the ground. https://t.co/NJpRk8XTlE
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I doubt it. Probably only a few hundred megabytes at best.
Pixelmator Pro, THE FULL VERSION, on iPad would be huge.
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Don’t waste your money purchasing a Dual Knit Band for your M2. Just buy a new Vision Pro M5 because you’ll get one in the box for FREE!
I doubt this will fix my complicated relationship with the thing but if it gets me to use it at least a tiny bit more that’s a win
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“The iPhone Air is not for me so it should not exist.”
So it turns out that function does actually beat form.. My take: iPhone Air shouldn’t exist. Should’ve been iPhone 17, 17 Pro and 17 Pro Max. Next year’s September lineup should ideally be: iPhone 18, 18 Pro, 18 PM, 18 Fold. (contrary to leaks of Air in Sept and 18 in 2027)
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