Hi, Im here to apply for the job!. Great! Do you have a life?. Yes!. Sorry, you're not what we're looking for. #retaillife #retailproblems #retailsucks #JobSearch #giveusyoursoul.

My line of the day:. Well, we did have some, but it's Christmas and everyone (except you) shopped early this year. So, no we don't have it anymore. Have a great day! Were closing soon!. #retaillife #retailproblems #retailsucks #desrcustomer.

Ok male shoppers, today's the day you begin your shopping and just buy whatever you can get because you put zero thought into this. like last year. and the year before that and the year before that. #retaillife #retailproblems #dearcustomer.

These are my favorite days of retail because:.- we dont have shit.- online ordering won't arrive in time.- other stored don't have shit. WHATS YOUR PLAN NOW DUDE?!. #retaillife #retailsucks #dearcustomer.

I love how you come in and expect to us to have what you want this close to Christmas. Every year, every year. #dearcustomer #retaillife #retailsucks.

There's health officials encouraging everyone to stay home and no unnecessary travel then there's my company encouraging people to come get out and spend $50 to get $20 back. #retaillife #retailproblems #retaillife. COUNTDOWN IS ON TO BEING DONE THERE!!!.

**BREAKING NEWS**. yesterday, I told my boss I'm done in 2 weeks. I was offered a new job and would be crazy not to take it. They're really screwed now. I was heavily relied on for so many things. I GOT A NEWWWWW JOB!.

Me: Online orders aren't guaranteed to arrive by Xmas, you need to go to another store to get this item we don't have here. DC: Well thats not an option, so what are you going to do? . NOTHING!!!!! I gave you your option, it's your problem now. #dearcustomer #retaillife.

For sale. Interested?. #timhortons #timbiebs

I have to pay $15 for you guys to do something I can do myself? . No, you don't, but good luck with it. *One hour later*. Hey, yea I tried but I couldn't figure it out so you guys can do it for me. #retaillife #retailproblems #dearcustomer.

Hi I need to return this. Well, your reciept says you bought it on this date and that's well past our store policy date. IM NOT LEAVING THE STORE UNTIL I GET A REFUND. Ok, let me get you a chair cause you gonna be here til close bitch. #retailsucks #retaillife #dearcustomer.

My dream. While at work, someone comes in, I help them, they say wow that was great service then offer me a high paying job for their company where I can just be myself, dress how I want and not have to act so godamn fake and pretend I care. #retaillife #retailsucks #dearcustomer.

Helping customer A and need to go into the back. Get stopped by customer B along the way for a "quick question". "OK but I am busy" (10 min later) I finally make it back to A, but B is mad, leaves and wrote in a complaint that I left them. #cantwin #retaillife #dearcustomer.

Pizza places. one hour or free is still a thing? . Here's your pizza, sorry we took over an hour to get it here but hey! it's free! YA and also cold AF. #pizzadelivery.

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My Black Friday. A company wide system crash. Cash works. sometimes. Scanning devices are useless. Can't price check, or check inventory at other stores or order items in for people. PEOPLE MAAAAD! . #retaillife #retailproblems #blackfridaysale.#BlackFriday #dearcustomer.

To be more specific. They know I work retail and want me to come for an interview on Black Friday. It's kind of a big day in retail so that isn't going to work for me. I'm depended on way to much to just call in.

Applying for jobs. What's with employers just assuming you can come in for an interview any time, even after you told them I currently work full-time!. Its not that easy to just skip out on work for an interview. #JobSearch #wtf.

Your #BlackFridayDeals aren't that good. Well what were you looking for?. Nothing really,. Well, I can't help you find anything if you weren't looking for anything to begin with. #retaillife #retailproblems #retailsucks #dearcustomer.

Ughhh Black Friday week. Shoot me now. #retailsucks.#retaillife.#retailproblems.

Price matching. YOU want the deal?.YOU do the work to find proof to show me!. I'm not looking it up or calling a competitor for you. We sell the item at this price. Pay, leave or do your own research! . #retaillife #retailproblems #retailsucks #dearcustomer.