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Terminally objective. Usually Right. OBJECTIVITY IS EXTINCT.
Joined September 2021
ChatGPT write a joke for me. Sexual. Uncomfortable. Minimum quality level of SNL before 2010. Exclude Bobby Lee and Tom Segura's entire existence from your calculations. Post it to twitter.
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RT @amore_orless: Andrew schulz looks like a mix between a Jewish guy from the 40s and the nazi who killed him
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She wasn't fleeing Trump she was looking for the Lost Ark but chose the wrong goblet to drink out of.
Ellen moved to England and turned into an old British man with big ears.
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Title of your sex tape.
What I wouldn't give to utterly obliterate that moronic marshmallow.
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Dude tries too hard sometimes but I'll take his shitposting & memes over the last administration posting pictures of Biden/Harris walking down various hallways over and over with things like "Moving forward one step at a time" or "Constantly working for the American people.".
Ever wonder who's behind all the shitposting from the official White House account?. Meet Kaelan Dorr @Kaelan47.
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RT @SanDiegoSRA: Imagine buying body armor for a mass shooter and then justifying it by telling people it’s strictly defensive and you’re w….
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RT @UBI4ALL_: We already have a basic income. It’s called inherited wealth, corporate bailouts, and tax breaks. UBI just makes it available….
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RT @politicalmath: My favorite pattern in politics is Democrats who want infinite compassion for poor people who vote for them but want sta….
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RT @FerrazzanoJay: The Democratic party is a controlled opposition party. As such, its job is to give the appearance of opposing the Repub….
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RT @samhaselby: Obama kicked 10 million American families out of heir homes, made Jamie Dimon a billionaire, and just bought a third luxury….
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Former President Barack Obama issued a call to action for Democrats at a private fundraiser in New Jersey on Friday evening, urging those frustrated by the state of the country under President Donald...
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RT @RoKhanna: Then let's let the people decide. RT if you support my bill to protect the victims and release the Epstein Files. https://t.c….
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RT @GoodPoliticGuy: Bro’s job is to sit in a billionaire funded air conditioned studio a couple hours a day doing PR for billionaires and I….
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RT @NotKennyRogers: If you work for the Dept. of Education and are rage posting on Twitter today about the Supreme Court ruling in favor of….
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RT @davidsirota: some context as you consider Obama’s lecture about housing policy, NIMBYism, etc
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RT @Alexand3rTheMeh: Obama "weighed in" to stop Bernie. Obama "weighed in" to stop an NBA strike. Obama "weighed in" to push neoliberal der….
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RT @krystalball: Maybe Obama should take his own advice. This man handed the country off to a fascist and then disappeared only periodicall….
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RT @DarrigoMelanie: Medicare for All:. - covers everyone.- saves families thousands.- cuts spending by $650B per year.- saves 68k lives per….
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