𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Tonight’s World Cup group stage draw has been leaked! We can bring you the actual footage of how the draw will take place tonight:

Stewart Lee. Brilliant as usual.

Full piece: https://t.co/2AICWxWA4f

@slpalmerwalker Cogenhoe will fool em Sarah 😂🤔

British soldiers interrupting a drag show to shoot Nazis (1940)

This ruling is a joke. PPE Medpro will go bankrupt and the Government won't get a penny. Michelle Mone should have to pay the £122m personally. RT if you want to see her pay it all back.

Been married 52 years, but I still carry my wife's picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take out my wallet and stare ate her picture. And it comforts me knowing that if I survived being married to this psycho, I can survive anything.

Bye bye baby, baby goodbye……………….

If you like your Bodyline history (as I do) this is an utterly fascinating watch. https://t.co/wjd7DUcLBW

#OTD in 1987 the Sky Blues lifted the FA Cup following a famous victory over Tottenham Hotspur. 🏆

Proper music.

Number crunching: Value of reduction in US tariffs for UK companies per year as against EU members v fall in UK exports per year due to Brexit From the new Private Eye, out now.

One of the finest scenes ever seen on British TV.

Russell Brand now believes Penelope Keith shot JFK in 1963. In fact Ms Keith was part of a Marxist terrorist group operating out of Surbiton at that time. Other members included: Ken Dodd Leslie Crowther Peter Glaze And Cilla Black. All of whom helped her in the assassination.😳

Is this a Nazi salute? From the new Private Eye, out now.

The science of global warming beautifully and simply explained by Dr. Carl Sagan, ca. 1985.

A former staffer on The Apprentice, Noel Casler, says Trump's incontinence and foul odor was a frequent issue on the show. "The diapers are no joke. He would often soil himself on the set. He's incontinent from all the speed he does, ...His [bowels] are uncontrollable."

Later this summer, the Lord's Test between India and England will unfortunately clash on 10th July with the match between Ukraine and ourselves. No doubt this will prove disastrous for ticket sales at the world's most famously sloping ground.

A blue whale's anus can extend to more than 3 feet wide. This makes it the second biggest arsehole on the planet, just behind Donald Trump.

R.I.P. Brian Murphy.