I really need @Delta @DeltaCustBroma to explain how I can book tickets and confirm a pet reservation in JULY, and then be told at the check in desk that there is no more room for pets on our flight. Agent claimed it’s first come first served AT THE AIRPORT?

Love Jenn speaking up for what she needs and deserves in a relationship, but Sam M got off way too easy. Strand him in the desert or on a glacier or somewhere with no mirrors he can flex into. @annahossnieh @ArdenMyrin #WYATR

Sam M was actually a failed experiment by production in which a lifelike animatronic was given a ChatGPT voice box that was trained solely on Bachelorette teaser snippets. The PA responsible has been fired. @annahossnieh @ArdenMyrin #WYATR

GOT MY WING S(auce) 🤠 Thank you for Proxying, @peacock and @BWWings !

My wife and I are obsessed with #Tchia so I made her some bookmarks ❤️ @awaceb thank you for creating such a beautiful game!

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Usually I'm against celebrities being cast as voice actors just to have a name attached, but seeing Cate Blanchett cast in Del Toro's Pinocchio, as the monkey, who does not talk and just makes monkey noises the whole time, is extremely fucking funny

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10 years since this life changing moment

@B3nSh4p1ro

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is." And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

Lower class: wife doesn’t work Middle class: wife works Upper middle class: wife doesn’t work Upper class: wife runs a small business that loses $10k/month

And Google Wave!!

I went to gay loser land and they said you’re like a God to them

Nothing like hopping on Twitter to see a bunch of newly emboldened antisemites 💀