tortured Neuralink test monkey
@Zooophagous
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Tobi. 31 he/him artist, animal lover, oddity collector. commission me! https://t.co/qaa7dRt8rN π± https://t.co/2b5JkhoGFk π¦
Joined March 2012
I gained like 50 followers from that horror art thread. Hi new friends! Just so y'all know I currently have an in progress webcomic that updates a couple times a month. You can read it at https://t.co/2JQncTROaF
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"Bbbbbut inflation!!!" There aint enough inflation for you to charge this much for government cheese you reprobates. Youre even worse than McDonald's.
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Posting to Twitter because i dont actually care if this account gets shit canned. But here's a rabbit I found dead and did some time lapse shots on. It went from entire to just bones in under 24 hours.
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I aint using this stupid fucking X shit. Bye.
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Girl at the crosswalk just complimented my Oppenheimer outfit and i was just wearing my normal clothes :/ (tailored waistcoat, fitted jacket, wool trench coat, wool newsboy cap with razorblades sewn into it, cigarette, glass of scotch,
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Jason Fuckdean only put out that stupid racist music video because he's jealous that he's not as popular at the North Dakota State Fair as a guy named Jelly Roll
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Which CEO am I referring to? Almost literally all of them. Pick one.
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The shareholders are getting restless so we decided to fill our buildings with fire ants and make our product give people chemical burns because if I sit still for too long people might mistake me for someone halfway competent
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If a CEO's name is known, it's almost universally because that CEO is a fucking moron who ruins their product on purpose because they're desperate to be seen as "doing something" to grow their dumb shitty company
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There is no manner of beast as stupid and useless and out of touch with reality as a CEO
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I don't know who originally made this but thank you ^^
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Me at my tattoo clients who want their boyfriends names on their hands lmfao
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