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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
3 years
4-3-3 lineups without a Holding midfielder
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@sistoney67
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3 years
Jadon Sancho's @ManUtd medical was today. Not expecting any issues. Announcement re transfer concluded probably later this week.
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3 years
This Bruno striker and Pogba winger bs does my head in. Mostly done to undermine both. They’re still advanced mids. They just switch between their forward and winger roles seamlessly cause they’re talented enough to execute them without comprising on their midfield duties.
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notsuwaid
3 years
People would be a lot kinder to Pogba if they watched him at Juve. Juve played a back-3 responsible for build up, Pirlo as the DLP, Marchisio as the B2B, Vidal as the high-pressing mid and Pogba was like so advanced. This hybrid mid/wing role is what he’s always been.
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3 years
For real though. We’re all poor af and talking bout 35m being a steal. This world is fugazi.
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3 years
Here’s the summarized version: We messed up with the Ronaldo, Hazard, and Griezzman transfers and football wouldn’t be fair if we don’t get our hands on Mbappe and Haaland in the coming season.
@juventusfcen
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Statement from Barcelona, Juventus and Real Madrid.
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3 years
Maguire, Shaw, and Sancho
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3 years
Keep coming back to this vid lol Never really appreciated how good that individual season was cause we were so used to winning. Probably stacks up better than Rooney’s 09/10 and RVN’s 40 goal season cause of the 15 assists along with the 26 goals.
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5 years
@RealistYahz @HarryMaguire93 @utdreport @ManUtd Can’t decide who’s happier - Slabhead or AWB’s oldman 😭
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notsuwaid
3 years
Need these two fit all season 🤞🏼
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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
3 years
I miss the feeling I had when Shaw scored
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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
5 months
Chong last five mins
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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
4 years
We don’t deserve Laura Woods.
@laura_woodsy
Laura Woods
4 years
Ever the professional...💁🏼‍♀️🥴
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3 years
Fuck it! Going to be talking about club football. 🚨 we’ve got a set-piece coach!!!!!
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3 years
Ngl felt like Casey Stoney was going to be in for the long haul. The people upstairs need to start taking action quickly. Whatever criticism we level at OGS, he’s kind of stopping things from imploding on itself.
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notsuwaid
3 years
Good on Ole! He’s assembled the most fun squad since……maybe before 2010 tbh. I don’t think Fergie’s final squad had this many ballers. I was legit afraid players wouldn’t want to play for us when Mugabe was here cause all the good players wanted to leave.
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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
5 years
VAR Room: is it Trent ? Match official no : No VAR Room : Give it.
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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
3 years
TACTICAL THREAD: There isn’t a day where we don’t end up with Pogba/Rashford on the left debates so this is a simplified version of why I think the current set up is the way forward and it’ll also include some of my thoughts on OGS. There’s a brief tactical history lesson.
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3 months
I am happy with the loss is killing me
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Erik ten Hag: "I am very proud of the win, I am happy with the loss of Spurs and Villa dropped points. I am happy to be in a semi-final but we have to keep going."
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3 years
Luke Shaw's got Guy Ritchie henchman vibes in this
@utdreport
utdreport
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📸
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3 years
I just died 😭
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4 years
I can see a pattern here. Leave too much space against Utf and you'll be cut through with counters from Tny and Marcus. So you end up falling back and giving territory to Pogba and Bruno who can break a low block over 90 mins. We need someone off the bench who can do the same.
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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
4 months
Lots of ranting before a McT winner then
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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
3 years
This is my club. This is where I belong.
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@ManUtd
Manchester United
3 years
This is his home. This is where he belongs. Jadon Sancho is 𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗗. #MUFC x @Sanchooo10
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3 years
New piece on Donny van de Beek for @TheBusbyBabe Feel like most of us are still unsure about what he is, what he can offer, and more. I looked into that. He only had 524 minutes in the league last season. Don't think that'll be the case next season.
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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
4 months
United in my Sunday sports bowl
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3 years
Kane and Rice for 230m! Hope we never have that conversation again.
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notsuwaid
3 years
During all this Sancho and two creators in the half-space talk, I forgot to mention that Rashford would probably not look out of place as a center-forward in that set-up. Two creators in Memphis and Mata coming inside were pivotal at the start of his career.
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3 years
Constantly hearing about United players playing through pain is a little concerning. Don’t think it’s a good idea to valorize it with stuff like ‘he’s a warrior’ and all. They won’t be warriors for long if they don’t take care. Happy with Mason’s decision.
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notsuwaid
4 months
These Hojlund goals like pills that work immediately
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@notsuwaid
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5 months
Friend of mine saw this coming. Been told that Pep’s also interested in the Utd job. Heard it here first.
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notsuwaid
5 months
Longer break would’ve been nice. Could live with this for a few weeks.
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notsuwaid
3 years
Kind of messed up tbh. Rashford posts a photo of Sancho and everyone’s being nice and all. Anything else and it’s racial abuse and all the other bs.
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@notsuwaid
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6 years
@ValyrianCA When Pep took over Barca they were a mess. Xavi himself said players like him were extinct. Iniesta a few years before might have gone on loan to Celtic. He sold Ronaldinho and Deco arguably their best players with Rijkaard. He modelled that Barca team into the best.
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@notsuwaid
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6 months
lol Garnacho’s a brave boy
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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
10 months
Feel like slacktivism can only go so far. @AdamCrafton_ ’s reporting, @FFAGR2023 ’s protests, and some of the staff within the club deserve most of the credit if this is true.
@UtdPlug
UtdPlug
10 months
🚨 BREAKING! Mason Greenwood's future can be revealed as Manchester United are set to dump the star out of the squad. The dramatic U-turn comes after uproar online saw the Premier League club face backlash from fans. @ncustisTheSun #MUFC 🔴
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@notsuwaid
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Reserves
@UtdDistrict
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🎙️ | Kobbie Mainoo asked any three people he would choose to have dinner with: "Mike Tyson, Joe Rogan and Drake. Why Joe Rogan? I like his podcast, I think he's a funny guy." [ @stadiumastro ]
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5 years
João Felix and the Kaka comparisons weren’t off then. Such a unique ability. Not really low centre of gravity like Hazard/Messi. Not the skills of a Ronaldinho/Neymar. Just this ability to glide through the field. Perpetual motion. 😍
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notsuwaid
3 years
We’re coming babyyyyyyyyy
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notsuwaid
4 years
Rashford facing up Varela is going to be one of those crazy football moments. Rashford probably doesn't become the player he is today without Varela playing those crosses and generally looking a very promising player in those games where Rashford broke through.
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notsuwaid
3 years
Memphis Depay going to the record studio for his own folklore as we speak.
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@notsuwaid
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Not laughing now eh? @Carra23 @GNev2
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5 months
Last 24 hours with United: Fergie liked Moyes. Moyes liked Murtough. Fergie doesn't like Murtough. Murtough likes Ten Hag. Moyes defeats Ten Hag.
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3 months
This is best day of my life
@sistoney67
Simon Stone
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Chelsea v Man City in the semi-final. Man Utd v Coventry.
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notsuwaid
3 years
Can we talk tactics, xG, positional play, stat-padding, clutch player, and all that other garbage again? I've missed it.
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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
5 years
@Chelsea00795267 @brfootball And what about you without Hazard ? What do you expect your best players do ?
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@notsuwaid
notsuwaid
10 months
Look at these fuckers. Anyone who isn’t supporting this is ‘hostile’.
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notsuwaid
3 years
Need Ole to dance to Dua Lipa’s next big single.
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3 years
None of this matters if City and Chelsea are building super teams. Varane and Sancho are obv good but they only help us enter the table.
@jamesalanrobson
James Robson
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By the end of this window Sancho and Varane will look very cheap indeed #mufc #transfers
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We got your back @MarcusRashford @Sanchooo10 ❤️
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@RealistYahz @MarcusRashford @ManUtd I’ve defended this boy a lot. I used to defend Sterling even though he played for City cause I always thought he had it in him to do what he’s doing now. Rashford is good with the media cause he’s always good in an England shirt. Hope he makes that leap this season.
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3 years
Amad’s got that Bruno to Cavani Roma second leg pass on lock. Stand still. Freeze everyone. Bang.
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3 years
Had no idea!
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Shaw driving through traffic. Can’t stop him.
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3 years
You don’t even need stats to rate Fred like that. People will say the eye test suggests he sucks. Well, in most games where Fred’s not playing, United drop back like 10-15 yards when they’re out of possession. Your eyes can actually spot that if you try hard enough.
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Jacky G and Emi B got big shoes to fill 🥴
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@notsuwaid
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On Sir Bobby Charlton Source: The Football Man by Arthur Hopcroft
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@maramperninety Desiyah, hungah, and pashun.
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3 years
Spain vs Netherlands is World Cup HOF
@CasaDupre
furiosa’s war rig
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Y’all missed out on 2014 World Cup group stage? Sorry, that was sensational viewing.
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@utdreport
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#mufc are unlikely to make any more signings before the transfer window closes #mulive [men]
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@notsuwaid
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Thanks boss
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One last time plz
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3 months
Haven’t used this in so long 😭😭😭
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notsuwaid
4 months
QTs on this and the Elmo post are the same
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
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🚨 | BREAKING: Jose Mourinho is eyeing a sensational return to #mufc . He thinks he has unfinished business at Old Trafford. [ @MikeKeegan_DM ]
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Dan James crossing with his left again
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Time people stop dropping Fred from their starting XIs for next season.
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notsuwaid
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Doesn’t add up. If you want to play a more direct style, you don’t just need players who prefer playing in that manner but players with the physicality to maintain that style. There’s not enough in the transfer activity to suggest this has been the case.
@UtdDistrict
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🎙️ | Ten Hag: "The players decide how you play. Ajax has a very typical and characteristic style of play, with #mufc I will always show different football, I did so last year as well. We play much more direct football here because I have the players for that here." [ViaPlay]
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@BritishGQ
British GQ
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Martin Scorsese on seven decades of filmmaking, the end of an industry and coming to terms with his own mortality
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Champions League Hojlund tud du du.. du du
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notsuwaid
4 years
Damn. Look at Fred give the signal and Martial. These guys actually used Martial’s disinterest 😭 Martial should try Hollywood.
@utdreport
utdreport
4 years
This view of @AnthonyMartial 's goal against City 😍
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Penalty analysis is annoying af! Like, Rashford and Jorginho missed. They have a brilliant record. Sterling and Henderson have a woeful record. If they were asked to take them and missed, same peeps would be like why you letting them take it.
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Thought Rodri’s mentality was top when he misplaced the pass for the first goal 👍🏼
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notsuwaid
4 years
The good bit about Wolves facing Sevilla is that you don’t have to face one of them. The bad bit is that you have to face one of them.
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5 years
@ESPNFC The important stat is successful first touches
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@notsuwaid
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3 years
De Gea’s love for Avenged Sevenfold always has me in splits
@utdreport
utdreport
3 years
David de Gea is popular with the staff at #mufc and before the pandemic, he regularly accompanied office staff and kit men to gigs in Manchester, paying for tickets to watch heavy metal bands like Avenged Sevenfold #mulive [espn]
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These guys need minutes. Rashford, Martial, Shaw, Greenwood, etc they’ve all had a lot of minutes in a top 5 league since they were like 18-19. Hoping some of these guys get it as well.
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@UtdArena
UtdArena
3 years
The sheer amount of nutmegs Sancho and Rashy will deliver to the Premier League makes everything worth it. Nutmegs > titles. The most important stat in football.
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Nahh Varane’s doing a one-man defense clinic again.
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notsuwaid
3 years
That Suicide Squad trailer aesthetic! I think I might have time for this. It also has some of my fav people in the industry so there's that.
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Flo Perez doing the Mbappe deal
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Ole's cultural reboot might be complete una!
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Nothing to hold onto atm because every Mainoo appearance, decent performance, player coming back from injury type of positive is followed by something awful.
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3 years
Ngl management team’s been proper negligent with midfield. From trusting Andreas/McT far too much to the way Pogba/VDB have been used. Longstaff saga/Matic contract. The Bruno signing is holding a lot of bad decisions together.
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Describing Murtough like he’s Lord Varys lmao
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Everton fans must think Garnacho’s some god
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3 years
I love this scene for so many reason lol
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If I open up about how much I rate Mejbri, you guys will kill me. Possibly the best academy talent since.... you know the rest.
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5 years
@TransferChecker You’re ignoring the context. He’s really good at tackling and an absolute nightmare to play against. It’s how he takes initiative. No one mentions that he’s also the best at intercepting which has more to do with game reading. AWB dictates that flank in every game.
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@TransferChecker He didn’t get dribbled past once against Wolves so I don’t know what take ons you’re taking about. 6 times the whole of last season. He allows you to take the wide area and that’s almost done on purpose cause he knows he’s going to win the ball back.
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notsuwaid
3 years
Never really argued with peeps about Harry Maguire but never having to consider it again is nice. If someone still does, absolutely not worth the time.
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maybe three other players in the Prem since who could break the lines like him and two have played/play for United.
@zazaninho64004
Zazaninho
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Roy Keane vs Bolton 04/05 - Ground pass master
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End the season with Ten Hag, get the back room ready for the window, see how he starts the season, and stick with him if it's good/sack him if it isn't with your replacement ready to go yeah? If the season ends with no upsides, the timeline might shift but this feels likely.
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just watched the Pep post-match lol funniest guy after a loss 😭😭😭 he wants to kill the interviewer
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notsuwaid
3 years
Not sure about the term resurgence. This was OGS after the EL final. He didn’t have to mention Fred alongside Maguire but he did cause the guy’s just as important. Fred’s legit the only one of his type in our side and there aren’t many better.
@samuelluckhurst
Samuel Luckhurst
3 years
Fred's resurgence continuing at international level: started and completed Brazil's quarter-final win over Peru. He's now started in all but one (when he was rested) of their five Copa America games and started both World Cup qualifiers last month. #mufc
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Immediate mute for anyone comparing Maguire and Varane like we always do with Bruno/Pogba, and Rashford/Martial.
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Pep’s decisions are so weird cause he provides the paradigm for what a near-perfect unit looks like and then just goes like nahh, I’m going to forget about that for this game and just try something different.
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@DeveshUTD @utdarena @ManUtd @Mike_Phelan_1 @carras16 Ohh yeah. 2nd. My bad. Watford based on Yesterday alone might have climbed to 1st 😅
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