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@notreallyken
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Wait are mbb consultants only making 130k.
i genuinely think that 90% of mckinsey/BCG consultants would personally shoot a gaza refugee for their $130k salary.
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> accelerated marriage timeline .> married at 27 . lol.
still striking how out-of-sync relationship & fertility timelines are. i felt like i was on a wildly accelerated marriage timeline (looking for serious relationship at age 24, engaged at 26, married at 27) but i feel on time/slightly late for kids (hopefully age 29).
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If someone can be a they/them lesbian there can also be he/him lesbians.
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I went for the hat trick on this one.
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Just buy a home in a big city.
You shouldn't be buying a home in your twenties and early 30s tbh. Not a good idea. Stay in the big cities and have some fun. Home ownership in the suburb is a ton of work, endless renovations and upkeep. Save that for later.
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RT @notreallyken: Getting dangerously close to having a baby just to prove to you idiots my rearing instincts are correct.
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Least believable thing about Weapons was that Josh Brolin isn’t the type of guy to be carrying at all times.
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We all have that one hot red head that we’re irrational about.
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RT @gatorsafterdark: Baseball game by yourself w/ AirPods in listening to the radio broadcast is an all timer.
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RT @Nickwing78: Listening to The College Dropout nowadays is like looking at the pictures of a long lost friend.
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Children can exist and also be not loud and annoying. Why is this so hard to understand.
Children being loud and annoying in public is a small price to pay for living and participating in society. Everyone goes through this cycle and you too were once that child. We can’t just lock them indoors. Chest it, sorry.
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You go to Seattle once and you realize why Kurt Cobain fucking shot himself.
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RT @webdevMason: "You can't just pop a tent up on a public sidewalk and live there" is like the most basic and reasonable policy imaginable.
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wake up ✔️.smoke a dart✔️.break prod✔️. just another day in the life of a bottom bucket analyst.
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The **** is *******, home appraised for 20% more than when we bought it 18 months ago, starting ozempic next week. patriots in control.
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What’s the best way to ask a friend if they were also invited to a mutual friend’s wedding?.
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milk bread nutella and banana gotta be the most indulgent sweet snack you make and neck in <1 minute.
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