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Joel Califa

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VP Design @heap , prev @github @digitalocean . Find me on literally any of the other 7 twitters

Brooklyn NY
Joined January 2009
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Less than 3 days since I started working on my new side project, and it's already almost done! Title TBD but it's a password puzzle game:
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Introducing the most valuable code comment I've ever come across. It's been in there since 2012.
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Overwhelmed by the reception to Suggested Changes on @github ! This is what it looks like in action:
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4 years
So excited to finally show you all what I've been working on at GitHub. Codespaces are integrated dev environments in the cloud with the full power of VS Code Sparkles. For the past week I've been developing my app ON AN IPAD.
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Super excited to release another useful feature for @github code review. Starting today, you can mark files as "viewed" and keep track of your progress!
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4 years
People have been asking about using Codespaces on the iPad. Here's what it looks like:
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6 years
Ever get confused between your "base" and "compare" branches? Shipped a tiny @github change today that will hopefully clear things up.
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2 years
Don't mind me just doing important design work
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Now THIS is company swag
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4 years
Day 12 of quarantine
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6 years
@SarahMowrey haha I didn't mean it like that at all. I thought yours was funny and figured you might find enjoy this too? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Joel Califa
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Some personal news. It's been an absolute honor improving Pull Requests for y'all over the past 4 years, and there's lots more awesome stuff still coming. Next thing soon ✨
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Hey, I'm open-sourcing the framework I put together to help me choose between job offers. Copy it and tweak it to your heart's content. I hope this helps someone 🤗
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Joel Califa
4 years
It was only a matter of time until DHH said I sucked
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Is this really what modern web app development looks like to people these days? We truly are living through the dark ages. The boiler plating, the low-level distractions, the raw pool handling + sql, the configuration situps. Lordy.
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5 years
If you want to watch Netflix: netflix dot com If you want to watch Hulu: hulu dot com If you want to watch HBO: hbonow dot com If you want to watch Prime: google "amazon prime video" and click the second or third link I guess
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Joel Califa
3 years
Go to any GitHub repo and press "." 😉
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Joel Califa
6 years
1. get slack reminder 2. ignore it for as long as you can 3. now you have 5 slack reminders 4. click on slackbot and snooze everything until tomorrow 5. you are productive
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Joel Califa
4 years
What the fuck, @zoom_us ?
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Zoom notifies Facebook when we open the app, notes our device info , the time zone + city, phone carrier, and a unique advert identifier created so we can be targeted by the right ads. Fb collects the data even if you don't have FB. via @vice #privacy
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4 years
This is such a good illustration of how social distancing can save lives.
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2 years
I love the aesthetics of Apple Emoji, but I will forever be obsessed with the Google blob emojis of yore. So I made a series of revitalized blobs I'll be posting over the next week or so 🙃
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6 years
@SarahMowrey I've heard "a group of white men is called a podcast"
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2 years
I'm in my 30s and yet this app is successfully using reverse psychology on me
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4 years
Why did apple invent something as great as magsafe and then throw it away
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4 years
Here's a demo for my upcoming Figma plugin! 🎉✨ It's a bit choppy bc of my old computer, but I hope it gets the point across 😊
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Joel Califa
4 years
Shocked to discover after 32 years that I am, in fact, a cake
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ok I did it 🙃
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Introducing the most valuable code comment I've ever come across. It's been in there since 2012.
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imagine applying for this role
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Joel Califa
3 years
No Medium post, but I'm beyond excited to share that I'll be joining the amazing people at @Heap next week as their VP of Design 😊🎉
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Joel Califa
3 years
Hello to everyone but especially this albino bat
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Joel Califa
5 years
Ever wanted to click into a branch on a @github pull request? Well now you can! As a bonus, we also made it easier to copy the branch name ✨
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Joel Califa
3 years
reason for divorce: internet explorer
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Joel Califa
2 years
turning google blobs into apple emojis is basically my whole thing rn
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2 years
thinking face finally figured it out
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Joel Califa
3 years
new proposals for engineering levels Common Engineer Uncommon Engineer Rare Engineer Epic Engineer Legendary Engineer you can exchange two common engineers for an uncommon but you lost some materials
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3 years
anyone else weirded out by titles like Engineer II? promoted to a sequel
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Joel Califa
8 years
Not sure what the source of this is, but it's great.
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Joel Califa
6 years
I want to talk about bit about my path as a Corporate Designer. How I see myself and my role has often mirrored what the industry has told me is right, and that’s changed over time. 1/
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New working title for my password game
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I wish sites would remember that I rejected their cookies
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Flight attendant: Is there a digital product designer on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* this is your moment Me: huh I guess it is Dad: I'm so proud of you Flight attendant: me too you're the best
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Joel Califa
2 years
Extreme respect for the @figma team today
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@AliceAvizandum This laundromat
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7 years
A story in 4 post-its.
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Joel Califa
4 years
Do you ever feel like you're not good at anything
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3 years
@TaylorLorenz whoops forgot to switch accounts to my digital blackface
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Joel Califa
2 years
Lots of FUD around the Figma acquisition. Very similar to the reaction when Microsoft acquired GitHub—clippy memes and all. Just a reminder that that turned out fine and even led to some great innovation. Adobe needs to respond by building trust. Hope they do.
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Joel Califa
4 years
@daveloach2 why is africa under construction in this magical future map
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4 years
Eli Schiff finally went full blown white supremacist and said the quiet part out loud. Those of you who kept treating him like a "design critic who tells it like it is" or whatever bullshit even through his blatant misogyny and racism should pay attention.
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Joel Califa
3 years
Last day at GitHub, and I mic dropped a design vision on my way out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Joel Califa
5 years
is capitalism ok
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Joel Califa
10 months
Their X logo projection is pixelated, truly the biggest amateur hour of all time
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Lights. Camera. X!
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Facebook just showed my dad his "most loved photo from 2016." It's him in the hospital after he survived a terrorist attack that killed 3 of his friends. How many times do people have to call these things out for Facebook to stop prioritizing *engagement* over humanity?
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Joel Califa
4 years
designers should code
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Joel Califa
3 years
It's poetic justice that Kemp stole the governorship so Stacey Abrams just flipped Georgia instead.
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Joel Califa
7 years
btw this is my @digitalocean April Fools' joke that never was, I hope you enjoy it
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Joel Califa
3 years
#WealthTax is trending
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Joel Califa
2 years
this is just toxic, front-end devs are your colleagues and are usually your greatest supporters, if you just include them in the process
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UX Designers fight for your right.
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Joel Califa
6 years
My curse as a designer is that I can't trust lawyers, therapists, plumbers, etc if they have shitty websites.
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5 years
This is Twitter at its best
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Joel Califa
6 years
Just released my first piece of product writing in over a year and a half (!!) Please share with your fav PM and/or followers ❤🙏
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Dropping a super exciting new side project next week. Comment on this if you want get updates!
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@jeremyknauff @Hal9O0 @MattBinder you're truly... quite dumb
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How to make pasta: 1. Salt water and bring to a boil 2. Drop pasta in the water 3. Throw away package 4. 5. Take package out of the trash and read the instructions again
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If anyone in the industry somehow still thinks that Eli Schiff is a good faith "design critic" rather than a toxic, attention-seeking sack of shit, I'm not sure what you're seeing. Is "women should look a certain way" a fresh and thoughtful take?
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I really think @AOC is going to be president one day. Her media savviness is off the charts, and an entire generation is growing into voting age with her as the only politician who resonates.
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4 years
Touched up Bloomberg's 2020 campaign logo for free
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design tip: getting someone to confess to a crime they didn't commit using a hidden recording device is called wire framing and is a critical part of any successful design process.
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why should I recycle anything if y'all out here using like a month worth of energy to buy a gif
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Usage Guidelines
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There will be over a hundred possible rules and a leaderboard before launch. Follow for updates! ✨
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Looks like Apple is finally starting to listen to its users
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Finally starting therapy tomorrow after putting it off for 3 years.
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imagine designing a magical future train map and choosing to leave africa under construction
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2 years
Hey Product Design Managers and ICs 👋 This coming Monday a whole bunch of folks who've been thinking about design leveling for a whole bunch of time are all going to be in one place! What are the questions you'd want me to ask them?
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Joel Califa
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@joshuamcclure @naimeiyao @__anush @JuliusGoat @nytimes Are you seriously making this about you? Do it because it's right.
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privacy
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Product Hunt 😸
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Name one product that you wish was still around 🤔👻 #RIP
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Unlimited PTO is usually a scam but also in 2016 I took 45 days before the CTO was like "wait no not like that"
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@dustyjcantrell @ABC Fuck you, you absolute monster
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whoops forgot to switch accounts to my digital blackface
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Went as a spreadsheet for Halloween in case I don't have enough nerd cred on here already
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As promised, a talk about why research is easier than you might think: - How I build research plans, interview scripts, and prototypes. - How I find and schedule real users to talk to. - How I moderate user interviews/usability tests. RTs appreciated 🙏
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Joel Califa
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@parismartineau how was this not obvious
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Illustrator is bugging out but it's really cool and now I'm afraid of closing it because I don't want it to end
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For reference, this is literally the code used for this lol
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4 years
Less than 3 days since I started working on my new side project, and it's already almost done! Title TBD but it's a password puzzle game:
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4 years
Also, if you liked this, check out my article on UX in password security
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Joel Califa
5 years
Super excited to release another useful feature for @github code review. Starting today, you can comment on multiple lines!
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6 years
2018 design trends: - Being less of a dickhead. - Learning about other perspectives. - Introspecting. - Listening to women. - Doing some good.
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Joel Califa
4 years
Today is my 10 year (!!) anniversary with my partner 🥰
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2 years
For the last entry in the Apple Blobs project, I've chosen what is by far my favorite lil' blob. If this gets 50 RTs I'll drop an ultra high res (printable) version of this tiny dancer for y'all.
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I don't know what's wrong with me
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real advice: stop renewing that domain; you aren't going to make the thing.
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Joel Califa
4 years
Figma tip: 1. Install the Find & Replace plugin: 2. Go to your mac's System Preferences > Keyboard > Shortcuts and make ⌘F trigger it. 3. You now have "native" Find functionality on @figmadesign 🔍✨
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I'm so impressed w/ the volume and impact of @figmadesign 's ships this year. Variants, auto layout, selection colors, etc, etc. Really supporting the community's needs in a way few product teams do.
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