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Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥
mystic falls
Joined April 2013
The best way to get rid of a stalker is to eat dog poop in front of them.
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RT @kingtorc: The walk of shame after a night with a cougar hits different when she sends you home with mashed potatoes in a tupperware con….
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RT @IamJackBoot: It's important that you tell your children your story. "No sweetheart, Daddy was never in a war. But here's a picture of….
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RT @SSnatter: You passed your teriyaki phase and are now going into your boneless chicken wing phase. Still gross.
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RT @gullyvuhr: Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or warm if you heat it up. I've also had it in the air fryer with a little cheese. The….
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RT @julcasagrande: no, you’re not too old to take selfies with your tongue out, that’s dumb at any age.
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RT @sofarrsogud: If Shakespeare wrote 'Much Ado About Nothing' today it'd just be called 'Whatever'.
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RT @blonde_opinion: Our time is our most significant currency. Stop wasting your time on people who are equivalent to gas station sushi.
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RT @JustElliot2: Never trust a guy over 30 who wears a baseball cap backwards. You’re welcome.
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RT @LIONLOVERS5: Nwaswitshaka male chasing away an intruder who I think is Skorro Orpen male!!. #LoveLions .🎥 jaco_wildlife Instagram https….
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RT @1hakankapucu: This yellow lizard is a pet asking for a pat. Every living being wants to be loved.
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RT @LIONLOVERS5: The Golden King 👑. The magnificent Blondie Mahiwa male. Incredible!!. #LoveLions .🎥 dan_roberts_07 Instagram https://t.co/….
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RT @JPLFR80: Stealing candy from babies is a huge kindness when you think about it. Candy is terrible for babies.
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RT @N_Doemostmuted: All this Valentine's shit in these stores makes me want to puke. Hold me.
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RT @SuitSentient: Take some time today to pin your happiness on what a group of millionaires on TV do today, as a welcome break from every….
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