Nick Ossello
@nickossello
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Bowl, brown rice, could I get a little more rice, pinto, fajitas, chicken, mild, hot, cheese, guac. Yes i know its a dollar 80 esstra. Chips and a water cup
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WOAH SERIOUS THREAD TIME
So as you probably know by now: Myself and some former college teammates of mine, plus Brent Adams (great guy) have been taking the entrepreneur route the last few years. A quick reflection thread to bless your timeline
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Power ranking of social media times to be alive
1) First time putting a girl in your top friends on MySpace
2) Snapchat when you could see the top 3 friends and catch your buddy talking to his ex
3) 2008 facebook
4) 2013 Vine
5) the 2 weeks of Yik Yak in 2015
DNF) parents on FB
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Just letting everyone know- made the difficult decision to retire last week. Been the honor of a lifetime to call myself a pro lacrosse player and member of the Woods. I’ll make jokes about it later but wanted to let everyone know. Love you all
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The thousands of in-game highlights he has produced will never ever touch this 8 second clip
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This reminds me of an SAT prep book cover
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“I’ve always had to play with a chip on my shoulder, I had a lot of people to prove wrong and had to show my doubters I had it in me”
-MIAA—>Prep School—>Ivy League——->Wall St
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Breaking: In the merger Atlas LC somehow acquire Lyle Thompson, Randy Staats, Dylan Molloy, Mikie Schlosser, Steele Stanwick, and Nick Mariano. Still miss playoffs by 3 games
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The game was made to prevent nations from literally going to war with one another. I think a quick scrap that everyone moved on from immediately isn’t poor sportsmanship and certainly isn’t insulting to the creators game. Soft take
Tempers will flare. The glorification & exploitation of fighting & poor sportsmanship does not represent the values of the Creators Game.
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@SportsCenter
check out my cousin Enzo. Anyone can score a goal but this is a next level point blank piss missile mind trickery. Think this goalie is stopping the next shot? No chance
#SCTop10
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Never forget the little guys, always stay humble. Back in the day, I took a (football at ND) picture with a young fan who had never heard of Notre Dame or lacrosse before. I took the time to tell him about it, thinking nothing but being a great guy. That kids name? Pat Kavanagh
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First team all PLL ThiccBois
Attack:
Chris Cloutier (C)
Matt Rambo
Clarke Petterson
Midfield:
Austin Staats (A)
Nick Ossello (humble brag)
Dhane Smith
FO:
Connor Farrell
D:
Defense is hardo central, train too hard eat too little. Lighten up
Goalie:
Riorden
Waldt
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Let me assure you of one thing- the tryouts to get on the Olympic Lacrosse Team will be the best lacrosse played in history. Scrapping for a spot to get on Tinder in Olympic Village is the most coveted reward ever in our sport. Will be better than the actual gold medal game
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If you miss a shot immediately touch the pocket, look at the shooting strings, and give a hard palms up to the stick doctor on your team. Bonus points if you sail a low to high into the parking lot
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With 100% sincerity I really appreciate this
@Khartzell81
. Im firmly leaving the past in the past and only focusing on what we can do for the
@OWLSLAX
program, and lacrosse community moving forward.
Additionally this bet/donation is a bit overdue, but wanted to make things right. I’m going to take a break from Twitter and focus on the playoffs ahead. I’ll come back with better understanding and interactions across my social for the future (2/2).
#PayupKyle
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And just like that I don’t miss college lacrosse as much as I did 30 seconds ago
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One thing I never do is criticize college kids. But 32 cracking a dude from behind, baseball swinging, and then flopping like he got hit by a sniper is the softest shit I’ve ever seen in my life. Hardo to medic in .1 seconds. But again, I’ll never criticize college players
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Runners high is a myth made by the big running industry to try to get you to run more because it’s a miserable activity
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All PLL “good guy to have a beer with” team
Attack:
Eric Law
Wes Berg (C)
Christian Cuccinello
Midfield:
Joey Sankey
Brent Adams
Nick Ossello (humble brag)
Defense:
Dan Coates
Brodie Merrill
Eddy Glazener
Goalie:
Dillon Ward (A)
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11/10 slide. Textbook
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Boy breakups suck but let me tell you about the worst part- I just had to change the background picture on my phone because it was Moose and I don’t get to be his dad anymore. I’ll be taking a break from twitter for a while. See you when I see you
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Lot of guys too comfortable with taking their shirts off. But enough about Atlas, congrats to the lakers
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If I’m a senior in college I’d take a serious look at going to coach in Japan for a year before starting work
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A great way to kick off thanksgiving dinner is asking everyone who they voted for
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With me clearing the COVID test and having made the roster I wonder when hardo of the century
@Khartzell81
will pay up. See you in a couple days 😘
#ReplyWithAGif
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I swear to god if Schreiber and Lyle Thompson are on the same team
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Anthony Demaio showing the type of maturity like he is several years older than everyone else on the field
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Imagine shooting to score. Completely selfish and could never be me. Shoot at the goalies chest so
@BDAdams_8
can get the goal/clout
#RoomateOfTheCentury
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Never was top 5. It’s iconic, it’s not tough. Tough is playing at Drexel getting dressed in a high school classroom before going out and having them act like it’s the super bowl.
Is it safe to say the Dome at Syracuse is no longer the toughest venue for opposing teams to play in? Asking for a friend.
@the_post_game
@nickossello
@Turn_Rake13
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Things that make you a loser
1) Being picky when someone offers you a free beer
2) being actually political on social media
3) posting shirtless workout videos
4) losing things
5) reposting every birthday Instagram story that tags you. Sick humble brag
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Champion logo needs to be a little bigger imo
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A funny story- when I was coaching at Air Force I was thoroughly balding. I overheard one of the players make a joke about how I got dishonorably discharged from the “Hair Force” and to this day it’s the funniest hair related chirp I’ve ever heard. Happy Positive Friday!
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“Nobody on our team gets respect. Nobody in the league expected us to get this far”
-people in a league where every single player is very respected and every team makes the playoffs
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Even though I’m old and bald as shit losing never gets easier. God damn that’s a tough pill to swallow. You can never say that we didn’t leave it all on the field, and finding solace in that makes it manageable. Roll damn Woods
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This just in: absolutely mayhem in the post game locker room
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Power ranking of reasons to panic in the last 10 years
1) A text from mom: “call me”
2) Seeing a beloved athlete/actor trending on twitter and not knowing why
3) At the disco
4) Duke losing to a bad opponent in February despite having 8 preseason All Americans
5) COVID 19
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All my homies hate the NCAA. You can’t sit with us at lunch if you like the NCAA
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All PLL who you want on your side in a bar fight team:
Attack:
Matt Kavanagh
Curtis Dickson
Wes Berg
Midfield:
Myles Jones
Nick Ossello (humble brag)
Kevin Unterstein
Defense:
BRODIE MERRILL (C) (A)
Jack Rowlette
Tucker Durkin
FO:
Connor Farrell
Goalie:
Blaze Riorden
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I’m a very unique successful lacrosse player from just outside Baltimore who went to an MIAA school and is a diehard ravens fan I’m not like other guys in my area
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Congrats to Prince George on his commitment to play lacrosse at Yale
Prince George reportedly warned classmates who were on his bad side that his father Prince William will one day be King, according to royal author.
“My dad will be king so you better watch out.”
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My hometown dive bar that we all go to the night before thanksgiving is so much better than yours bro you don’t even know. You wouldn’t last a SECOND at this spot! My town is built different and Im never leaving. Remember state? Unreal. Where’s your little sister? Haha relax bro!
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Tinder but for fighting people. Swipe right if you think you can kick their ass, and if they do the same it’s on
You open the wrong door and accidentally find yourself in front of Shark Tank. What bullshit pitch do you think of on the fly?
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Just met
@td_ierlan
for the first time. Smaller than I expected, very good size for being inside of a locker the first day of camp
#RollWoods
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Damn great call have fun at orientation this year hope girls go to your dorm party
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I’d love to see a video game for lacrosse and then watch players shit their britches over the rankings. We can barely handle light disagreements, imagine how petty lacrosse twitter would be for that
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I am calling for heads. This tournament is officially a joke. Fire everyone. Public shaming at town square at noon. Bring your pitchforks, torches, and whatever else you can find. What a joke
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You cannot play both lacrosse and football in the NCAA, sorry to burst your bubble
First goal of the Notre Dame season comes from some football player, Jordan Faison.
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For the record,
@BRiorden10
suplexed me to the moon BEFORE I threw the punch. Gotta get ahead of the story. Props to his back for not giving out on him picking my fatass up. What a league
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This is actually sick
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In case anyone needs to hear this today…on September 1st, I didn’t get a single email or call all morning and thought about quitting. I ended up getting 3 ACC offers around 1pm but I am still driven by that morning
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Everyone in this video should be sent to jail
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“Oh my god it’s already SEPTEMBER” yeah idiot that’s how months work everyone in the world saw this coming
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And another shoutout to
@PaulRabil
and
@MichaelRabil
. Thank you for the work you’ve done launching a hell of a company. Was lucky to be part of it. Sorry about literally everything I’ve said to you on the field, I didn’t mean most of it, and I’ll be watching this summer
@nickossello
congrats on a great career, nick — you’ve done a lot for the game and always appreciated your grit on the field 💪🙏
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Wondering who to root for? Here is a quick guide:
Redwoods- you like drinking beer, talkin some shit, having fun, and winning
Waterdogs- you like drinking beer, talkin some shit, having fun, and losing
Cannons- you paid for followers on Instagram and ruin events with selfies
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Nice hat NERD!! PRANK!! LET THE PRANKS AND THE BULLYING BEGIN!!!!
@td_ierlan
might never recover!
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Barstool tweeted a physical lacrosse play: choose your fighter
A) Quote tweet about how lacrosse being on barstool is bad for the sport
B) Comment that the players dad is a lawyer
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Shorts and hoodies is the most elite time of year. Cover up the fupa and highlight the calf definition. The ultimate win win
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Youth coaches:
I tried a sliding drill last night. You have someone sprinting down the alley blindfolded and the slide goes and decleats him.
Teaches the defense to take advantage of a blindfolded opponent and the offense toughness.
Let me know what you think if you try it!
Youth Coaches:
I tried a Shooting On the Run “Chase” Drill last night
Setup: Player with ball, Chaser 3-4 yards behind, start anywhere you want to sweep from, add points
Object: Ensure no player stops his or her feet for an on the run shot
It raised compete levels and was fun
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If you fake slide the defense should get to absolutely bundle you next time you actually slide
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Things I taught
@td_ierlan
at camp:
1) How to throw a piss missile 50 yards over the cage. Possession shot hero ball like that isn’t natural, it’s taught
2) How to rely on wings when you go faceoff
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Can someone let me know if Chris Hogan was drafted. Thanks
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Lacrosse twitter: we are a lighthearted community we can take a joke haha we have fun!
Lacrosse twitter when Dr Pepper makes fun of lacrosse in a commercial: I have a gun get on the ground this is a hostage situation
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Drew Brees talked about lacrosse everyone get ready for lacrosse twitter to shit it’s pants
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Just landed in Boston. Last time I was here I recorded a real life tackle in a division one football game against Boston College at Fenway after playing 4 years of lacrosse at Notre Dame, but it’s not about me I’m just reminiscing haha. How time flies!
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Never punch the goalie
What's the best advice that a coach ever gave you?
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Everyone get in here we are shitting on baseballs unwritten rules
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All business today. The serious face is because I’m attending Cornell’s funeral. Go Hens
#SmokeShowSunday
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Was driving through Alabama, stopped to use the bathroom at the university and on the way out they gave me a diploma. Tough academic school
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Imagine, for one second, bragging about getting the number 1 pick
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For every Butkus Award winner, there is someone behind the scenes getting destroyed by
@JaeeSmiff9ENT
in warm ups. You're welcome Jaylon
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Childhood dog passed away today. If you have a pup, go and pet them and let them sleep in your bed tonight and give them a couple extra treats tomorrow. It’s what Alice would have wanted. First and last pic with this jamoke. I will be sad tonight and for the foreseeable future
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I am asking everyone to direct their anger to the NCAA not the refs
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The PLL all star game should be divided into Republicans vs Democrats
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Let me assist:
“There is absolutely no place not just in sports, but in civil society, for the cowardice shown at time expired last night. He has been banned from the sport and we are exploring further disciplinary action”
This one’s on the house fellas
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Topic: “is running up the score ok”
High school: no. There’s always a team that gets clapped every game. Dont win 31-1
College: kind of. If the backups can still pump the team, green light
Pros: yes, but if you’re taking a 2 Bomb up 10 in the 4th, high and late slide en route
Pros complaining about “running up the score” is all-time crybaby loser talk, regardless of the sport. Maybe don’t suck? Idk
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If you are an aspiring lacrosse player please I beg of you start playing box
Are you kidding me?!
A pole goal in between the legs! Eli Gobrecht may have the goal of the game right here.
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Just got off the phone with Mr and Mrs Kavanagh where I tried to convince them to have 45 more babies. They hung up on me but I think it went well
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I really want to see Greg get fat and go golfing. Seeing him out-train everyone in retirement is offensive
Getting cardio and core work in today before the big 4pm tilt between
@pllatlas
&
@pllwaterdogs
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#TheStripe
again. Lets have a day! 💪🏼 🥍
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Credit to ME and ME only
Roster Update: We have signed attackman Dylan Molloy and midfielder Donny Moss ⚔️
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Completely forgot how to be single. Tried to hit on a girl last night (not in a creepy way(great guy alert) (brag)) and it was an absolute trainwreck. We are SO back. Please provide your best advice in the comments and I’ll let you know how it goes
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Would be a damn shame if everyone saw this. The days of being absolutely unreal on O are behind me, too cocky and too much clout. I am now a humble d mid. Please don’t watch this
💰Highlight Reel
#456
:
@NDlacrosse
#20
Nick Ossello (
@nickossello
) Scores on a Herculean Back-Hand Effort.
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This is just fantastic. Thank you to everyone that donated! It’s for the kids!!!!!
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I’m on my way to La Crosse to highlight the benefits of the Bipartisan Infrastructure Framework. See you soon, Wisconsin!
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If someone is going to be that much better than me, at least give me a reason to hate him. There’s nothing to hate about Zed Williams and that’s the worst part. Being a great guy and all, what a jerk. Think of the haters!
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My final holier than thou statement: social media is a weird place. VERY easy to get personal and say something you don’t know the repercussions of. Lacrosse twitter has been ridiculously hostile lately. Cut the shit and let’s get back to our regularly scheduled programming
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BRUTAL prank here at camp, kicked his shoes a little bit. TD might not ever recover
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Hey shark what was
@KyleHarrison18
like as a kid?
This is a 393-years old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. It's been wandering the ocean since 1627. It is the oldest living vertebrate known on the planet.
Photo by Julius Nielsen.
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HORRIFIC day for the haters! Couldn’t be more excited to be on the
@SealsLax
broadcast team as a color analyst. My face for radio will now be on TV, tune in or miss out on the most electric broadcast in the history of the sport
#RIPhaters
Proud to welcome an all-new broadcast team for the 2021-22 season! You can see
@CooperPerkinsTV
,
@nickossello
&
@AllySturm
on
@fox5sandiego
& ESPN all season 📺
Details:
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Come, join me in retirement. Beers are cold, grill is hot, barrels are growing
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Ryan Brown officially and hereby the most underrated player in the league. Bro what
🚨 OFFICIAL TRADE 🚨
Atlas has traded
@rbrownie04
to the Waterdogs for the
#11
Pick in the 2021 College Draft.
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