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Greg Gurenlian
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As summer ball starts just a reminder: this isn’t about “going d1”. This isn’t about “going pro” this isn’t about “getting a full ride.” Or “Class ranking.” Have FUN. Be COACHABLE. Play HARD. Make FRIENDS. Be a KID. It will all work out.
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OMG
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If this is even REMOTELY what I think it is, then we need a response from AD of Lake Catholic Erik Schroeder. Then heads need to roll.
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4 years
Wear a mask. Stay 6 ft apart. Wash your hands. Don’t be racist. Not asking for a lot folks.
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3 years
Welcome to the world Milo George Gurenlian. #MoGurenlians
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
I’m not mad at the big ten officials. I’m mad at the 100’s of thousands of ppl who didn’t listen to scientific guidelines to flatten the curve. Just like I don’t get mad at my coach for making us run. I get mad at the teammates who didn’t listen in practice & caused the running.
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@GregBeast32
Greg Gurenlian
5 years
Thank you. Thanks to the fans for being there for me, thanks to Mike and Paul for creating something amazing. Thanks to my family. Thanks to my team for trusting a 35 yo man to have enough gas in the tank. I gave you everything I had. I love you all. #rollWOODS4Ever
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4 years
Took me 90min to vote today. Worth it. @JamaalBowmanNY lets finish strong 💪🏼.
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Greg Gurenlian
2 years
We’ll argue about All-Americans, scream about fans allowed at games in a pandemic, lose our minds over a long FO. But we all seem pretty quiet about something like this. Something that actually matters. THIS is what we need to be loud about.
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5 years
Not gonna lie, having the HS kids walk past my house the past 2 days yelling “Roll WOODS!” Has been pretty awesome. #NextGen
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Greg Gurenlian
3 years
Today is a day of history. We say good bye to a hard working, great man. One we can all agree had the potential to stay longer but chose to walk away on his own terms. Nothing but respect. Happy retirement, Phillip Rivers.
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She’s right. My electrician father who worked double OT and my school librarian mom that had a second job at a grocery store only let me play lacrosse bc they wanted to brag about how rich we were. #imagineBeingThisStupidInPublic
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KFC Radio
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Lacrosse is not a sport @KatTimpf
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2 years
This must be an acceptable thing for this program, school and town. Bc I’ll tell you what, if you showed up to MY HS with a swastika on your leg. There’s no shot you would have lived to see lunch that day.
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Greg Gurenlian
2 years
If this is even REMOTELY what I think it is, then we need a response from AD of Lake Catholic Erik Schroeder. Then heads need to roll.
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7 years
I never made an AS team, u-19 squad or selected AA. Worked out just fine. Don't measure ur worth that way. Focus on training, improving.
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4 years
I did a lot of driving today in silence. So I did a lot of thinking as well. Something I feel compelled to say.
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Greg Gurenlian
3 years
A @PremierLacrosse Pregame show w/ Scotty Rodgers, myself & a host that can keep things civil……
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3 years
Lacrosse is so cool.
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
A non negotialble. My son will never play for or train with a Coach that spends his time bad mouthing other coaches. It’s mentally weak & emotionally immature. A coach is supposed to be a leader, a teacher, and an example maker.
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@GregBeast32
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7 years
Thank You.
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@2kaRask
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4 years
The NHL is the only league that had zero positive COVID tests.
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4 years
I don’t want to get too controversial here.....but the @PremierLacrosse rookies are good.
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
When you COMMIT to a school/program. You’re not just agreeing to attend and play. You are committing to a group of people that will depend on you one day. You are committing to the process of showing up prepared to win. Time to get to work.
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Greg Gurenlian
2 years
I think we’ve reached the point where there are more summer lacrosse events than there are lacrosse players.
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
NCAA Rules Committee
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Premier Lacrosse League
4 years
Write a lacrosse horror story in 3 words or less.
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@GregBeast32
Greg Gurenlian
5 years
For Anyone who missed yesterday’s game. There is a full length reenactment going on in my living room....
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
I’ve decided to buckle up that strap again. For a #NewEra . See you all this summer with @PremierLacrosse
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
I love my son. In fact I love him so much that I correct his habits, show him ways to improve so he can become the best version of himself. Same goes for my country. “Love it or leave it” is an asanine statement. True patriots look for ways to improve where we live.
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
Jax gets it. I wish everyone did. Jax: Daddy look, a grey squirrel & a black squirrel. Why are some black? Me: They just have different colored fur bud. Jax: Oh....like people? We are different colors but we’re all humans. Me: I love you
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@GregBeast32
Greg Gurenlian
3 years
Yesterday the best statistical FO man in NCAA D1 history played his last game. I’m glad it was a dominant performance that we can all remember him by. Congrats to TD Ierlan on a sensational college career. Looking forward to seeing him suit up for @PLLRedwoods 👊🏼
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Saquon is everything the NFL needs. Busts a 50 yd TD then hands the ball to the ref, high fives his teammates and jogs to the sideline. Works hard and carries himself with honor.
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
Asking wife if somehow I can also get another year of eligibility for lax.....
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Greg Gurenlian
2 years
Reminder. Without folks like @tcummings_21 beating the drum for women’s lacrosse getting equal viewership, ESPN may not have had these games on the platform. Hundreds of thousands of eyeballs witnessed greatness bc of that. Voices matter.
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Greg Gurenlian
6 years
PSA: If you’re an adult hating on a college aged kid for making a decision that he believes will best set him up for his future, then you’re a loser. #ChillOut
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
My brother @MattLandisLax heads to OCS tomorrow. One of the very best teammates I’ve ever had the pleasure of being around. Dedicating his time on this earth to go serve to keep the rest of us safe is exactly who he is. Good luck my man. 🙏🏼🇺🇸
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6 years
Brought Jax to his Preschool transition day today. Someone asked me if I was being “Mr. Mom for the day.” No, I’m being his Father, it’s 2018 folks time to grow up. #Dadding
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
Always say “I love you” when leaving the ones you love. Never go to bed angry. Be sure that the people you care about always know how much you care. You never know when they could be taken from you. RIP Mamba and your beautiful daughter Gianna.
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3 years
Uh oh....
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Greg Gurenlian
6 years
I love every person in this photo. It’s incredible how close a group of people can become in such a short period of time when you have a common struggle, a common goal. Thank you to our families and friends who sacrificed so much so we can realize our dream. Forever Game. 🇺🇸
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
Wow. What a day. I’m blown away. Thank you so much for all the kind words, texts, emails, etc. I’m grateful for everything I’ve had and excited about what I have in front of me to still do. #LacrosseGaveMeAllOfThis
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
(LSM Picks up a GB in the box and sprints upfield) Every Dad: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it “WHEELS!!!!”
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Greg Gurenlian
1 year
I gave in. #JaxBeast
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
BREAKING: @drewbrees cements himself as the greatest QB of all time.
@RJKaminski
RJ Kaminski
4 years
“If you told me your kids could only play one sport for the rest of their life...I’d say lacrosse.” 🐐 Goat talks, we listen. @drewbrees
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
S/O for #Pride
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Greg Gurenlian
28 days
Big fella’s first lacrosse game. Life comes at ya fast 🥍
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Greg Gurenlian
8 years
That time Laura Ingraham instinctively saluted hitler then quickly realized she was in public....
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I feel like we’re making things too complicated. Life isn’t that tough to figure out. Work hard, be nice to people, laugh when things are funny, help folks when they need it. That’s pretty much it.
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
Dumb kids turn into dumb boys, who turn into dumb men, who turn into dumb old men, who pass dumb laws in order to control women’s bodies.
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS
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Greg Gurenlian
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Jax: Daddy do u want to wrestle? Me: Let me finish my lunch first bud. Jax: Ok, I’ll play with my super heroes until you aren’t afraid to wrestle me. My man already understanding the subtle nuances of chirping.
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Greg Gurenlian
3 years
Did we run out of Rubber bullets? Weird.
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Greg Gurenlian
6 years
My son goes to the Jewish center for preschool. There are 3 Police officers there this morning “just incase.” This is gut wrenching. The children deserve a better world than we’ve given them and it makes me furious.
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
BREAKING: Andrew Luck.....is a Human Being. #TreatHimLikeOne
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
Plenty of Folks who were outspoken and outraged on this platform about Kap kneeling. You’re awfully quiet today. You know who you are.
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
Good morning lax friends. Just a healthy reminder. When an anonymous racist “lax” account with 9 followers tweets at you. Just block and move on. No need to give those dirtbags the attention they starve for. Have a great Saturday 👊🏼
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Greg Gurenlian
2 years
I firmly believe that Coaching is simply mentorship. We’re just using the language of sports to deliver our message.
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
Ready for the day! #MatchingBuddies
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
I laugh when someone asks if a @PremierLacrosse game is getting “physical”. Getting beat with a metal stick is a casual standard part of our sport. Everything is physical. #BuckleYourChinStrap and Love it.
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Greg Gurenlian
3 years
Annual reminder: Sept 1 is the first day coaches can contact you. It’s NOT Signing Day. Deep breath, take in the information, be respectful and enjoy the process. It’s special.
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Happy Mother’s day to the woman responsible for my son being so epic. In fact, you’re Such an incredible Mom that we decided to do it again. Jax’s lil brother is on the way this October. Love you #MrsBeast Happy Mother’s Day to all of the Mom’s out there! Have an Awesome day.
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Greg Gurenlian
6 years
Thanks to @Deadspin for proving the point ive made for years. As a public school kid from a blue collar family ive noticed the media only mentions the sport I love when it best fits the “rich spoiled kids acting up” narrative that you ignorant ppl like to portray.
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
What a brilliant idea. Imagine if a Pro Sports league did this........wait...... @PremierLacrosse
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
@perlmutations Agreed. He’s the most Democratic person in that party. #FeelTheBern
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
2022 Recruits. Your annual reminder that Sept 1 is the beginning of recruiting contact. It’s NOT signing day. Take your time, learn about the school, ask questions. Enjoy the process.
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2 years
The prophecy is being fulfilled…..
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Greg Gurenlian
6 years
That was Epic. Thank you to @TrevorBaptiste1 & @td_ierlan for an unforgettable battle. For doing it the right way and for doing it with class.
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
Dad’s Back. #rollWOODS
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Greg Gurenlian
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Got an email this am inviting me to a college prospect camp as a “highly regarded recruit.” I needed that this am, appreciate it. #MaybeIllSignUp
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
Recruiting is not about being “better” than someone else. It’s about filling the desired style/role that a program needs at a given moment. Don’t compare yourself to any other athlete. Focus on your own path and find the school that best fits your needs and future goals.
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Greg Gurenlian
6 years
@kharyp @ShaunKing Was it 💯 necessary to put a kid on tv after this?
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
So glad to hear that Jackson is making a good recovery. We play hard, we go at each other for every second we wear a helmet. But in the end it’s just a game. It’s our game. And we care for one another like the brothers of a fraternity. #HealUpJackson
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
Newest member of the @PLLRedwoods . Thanks @CascadeLacrosse for making Jax Beast’s day!
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Greg Gurenlian
3 years
Excited to have our 2021 5 ⭐️ commit on campus for his official visit! #MoBeast
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Greg Gurenlian
6 years
I’ve never subscribed to the idea that you have to hate someone just because they’re your competition. I can compete with all my heart against someone and still respect them.
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5 years
This is what a Terrorist looks like. Call him that. Not a random crazy white guy. A terrorist who killed 20 innocent people today. Are we going to do something about this? Finally? #ElPaso
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
1 year ago today I had the honor of finishing a 14 year Professional Lacrosse career. My final game in the same place my Lacrosse journey started. I get the chills thinking about. Luckiest man alive. Thanks to everyone I met along the way. @PremierLacrosse #PhillyTough
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As an athlete you shouldn’t be worried if I’m tough on you. It means I still believe in you and your desire to be great. Once I stop getting on you about the details, stop pushing you, stop asking more out of you... That’s when you should be worried.
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I have found someone I would gladly have a celebrity MMA match with. All proceeds go to the American Cancer Society. Ethan lets make it happen.
@patriottakes
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
1 year
Arizona right wing provocateur Ethan Schmidt will be representing himself in court for violating an order to stay away from a cancer wig shop that asked him to wear a mask. Ethan: “I do love to harass cancer patients. You know they’re weak and vulnerable. They’re easy targets.”
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Average lacrosse viewer trying to find their way to live college games every week of every season of every year.
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
Thinking about breaking down this past season’s FO unit game plans in different situations on a dry erase board for coaches to study on youtube. Thoughts?
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Son, I'll spend the rest of my life teaching you to stand on your own 2 feet, but I promise you'll never walk alone. #JacksBeast
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Greg Gurenlian
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Matty is one of the all-time most approachable officials in our game. Show him respect and he’ll show it right back.
@RJKaminski
RJ Kaminski
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this interaction is everything I love about this league lol
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
Time to show the world what Lacrosse is about. #WarIsComing @PremierLacrosse
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4 years
Considering doing a free online FO Q&A for coaches this week. Anyone interested?
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Greg Gurenlian
2 years
Politicians love to quote MLK even though 90% of them don’t believe in the principles that he stood for.
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
To all of the athletes earning awards, winning championships, breaking records in front of huge crowds this season....remember that these things were earned a long long time ago when you put in the training while no one was looking. #RingSZN
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The #UVAshooting isn’t even trending on twitter. For those keeping score of how normalized it’s become for kids to be gunned down in this country. Politicians will be paid off again. Thoughts and prayers again. Yada yada yada.
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Greg Gurenlian
2 years
We failed 18 MORE children. Because our leaders are bribed cowards.
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Greg Gurenlian
4 years
It still doesn’t seem real. But I want to take this moment to thank the @PennStateMLAX 2020 class. I can’t tell you how much you’ve meant and how proud we are as alumni. It’s been incredible to watch you these last 4 years. Thank you. #BestRookieClassEver #WeAre
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Light hearted reflection of #LaxTwitter
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Greg Gurenlian
3 years
Jax woke me up at 6:45am to tell me that the eyesight of owls is 6x greater than humans. Who needs sleep when there’s important info like that to discover?! Lets have a day.
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Greg Gurenlian
3 years
Jax is about to be a big brother. So he got a surprise present from his future little bro. #LifeIsAwesome
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“In local news, man known as ‘Beast’ dies of heart attack from seeing hornet big enough to have eyeballs....”
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4 years
Doesn’t matter if you are 6 years old or a grown man playing in the pros. When a coach takes a couple minutes like this it means the world to us athletes. It shows us you care about us as people. This is great.
@Ravens
Baltimore Ravens
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"You changed the game, man." Coach Harbaugh's sideline convo with @Lj_era8 at Cincinnati:
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
What is going on with people not wearing cups when playing this sport? Christ on a cracker, absolute psychos. #TeamCupForLife
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Greg Gurenlian
5 years
Who’s a day 1 @PLLRedwoods fan? 🌲🐻
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