Evan Molloy
@Turn_Rake13
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Me in my underwear retrieving a $17 bagel from a delivery man who just rode his e-bike through a monsoon
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Sometimes I think I take sports too seriously and then I see mfs do this and I realize I’m not that bad
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Picture the bud light marketing team in a war room scrambling to save the brand and someone just says “only one thing can save us”
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The pro bowl should be replaced by the two teams with the worst record playing for first overall pick
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Are we sure he’s not just coming home from the bar? 🕵️
Youngsters if you wanna be great check this out. One of our guys running a few miles an hour before our first 6:15am team meeting of the year…. Great to have the boys back.
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My great grandfather (
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Me 12 konas deep running from the beach to “help” my girlfriend’s dad with grilling
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Success! Got the watch today from my new best friend, Miguel. Good people still exist, rejoice!
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ESPN Promo: “From blue collar Baltimore”
Every Ravens fan I know:
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BREAKING: Jarrod Neumann is suspected to have COVID-19 after showing signs of key symptom, having no taste
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Okay I’m not even being funny anymore this HAS to be the best shot ever
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In college I had an alarm with the caption “ATTACK THE DAY” and it was at noon
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Can’t believe the Boy’s Latin coach played guys like Wells Stanwick, Pat Spencer, and Colin Heacock on varsity over him. Good on Logan for keeping his head up and grinding
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Drew getting cut from the middle school team based on that string job alone
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Getting “Sam Darnold is throwing 40 touchdowns this year” drunk with my girlfriend’s family today
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Idk seems pretty old to me
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Imagine being deathly hungover on Sunday, barely making your ULax game, and you have to guard Will Yeatman hahahaha
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Anyone on lacrosse twitter using the term “GOAT” not in association with this man is downright wrong. It’s been 15 years since MP was in college and EVERYONE still tries to play and look like him at some capacity. No debate. (Will respectfully disagree with those who say Junior)
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Let me get this straight..
Jared Bernhardt beat
#4
overall pick Sauce Gardner for a score in his second best sport but has NEVER scored on me in his best sport yet I am still not on a PLL roster
#blackballed
#signmolloy
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Me watching my girlfriend put on the Jets gear I bought her and becoming a fan
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Best shot ever by a mile
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D-middies be like “yo this pic of me is sick” and it will be them getting beat and slid to for the 8th time in the quarter
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Fully warranted. Did this all the time
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WeRe GeTtInG rId Of ThE lAx BrO iMaGe
We're excited to partner with
@vineyardvines
as The Official Style of the Premier Lacrosse League.
We launched the partnership during All-Star Weekend including the
@vineyardvines
Feel Good Moment of the Game.
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Imagine being bald
Imagine being a goalie that gives up stick side high so easily. Needs to be benched immediately IMO
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@KyleHarrison18
has been given every opportunity to be a cocky asshole and he is just so down to earth and real. Take notes if you’re getting clout thrown your way. He did it right for how ever long that mf has been playing
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Nothing will make you feel more insane than showing someone I Think You Should Leave after telling them how funny it is and they don’t laugh once
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The run to the girls in the stands was faster than the dodge
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I’ve seen a million posts about Gary Gait becoming the head men’s lacrosse coach at Syracuse (congrats btw), but barely anything about John Desko and his assumed(?) retirement. Seems a bit backwards for anyone. Let alone a HOFer/legend of the program and game with 9 rings
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Yes the goalie suddenly got afraid of the ball 10 minutes into a D1 game against a top 5 program
The goalie didn’t want ANYTHING to do with Brennan O’Neill’s shot 💀💀💀
(via ESPN+ /
@DukeMLAX
)
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This is the best shot ever. No questions asked
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I’m not chirping or bad mouthing I just down right am looking for one single rationale reason the three most important games of the season are during NFL games
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I mean this in the nicest way possible… I cannot wait for there to be no more Kavanaghs in college
𝟏𝟎-𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄
Pat Kavanagh tied his own program record for points in a game with 10 against Syracuse today (4G, 6A). He first set the record on May 1, 2021 against Syracuse.
#GoIrish
☘️
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Chill out Paul Narc-aterra
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“Let’s connect on Friday at 3pm. Just put time on your calendar”
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“Everyone says he would totally be on a roster if he wasn’t banned from the league”
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Wow imagine having to play lacrosse this weekend. Enjoy boys. I’ll be over here
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Lyle played midfield his freshman year. Chris Gray played attack in the patriot league. Case closed
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Zed Williams thumbs the ball every fucking play dude hahahaha
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Hardest position to break through in sports. Kid was the third option going into the year
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Wow
@PremierLacrosse
robbing children of their dreams. Sad to see. Look at that signature. Born to be a star.
#SignMolloy
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Most overrated player in the past 5 years telling someone who reinvented his position he sucks... laughable 😂😂😂
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If you refer to Robert Morris as RoMo and not Bobby Mo you’re a cop
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We are experiencing the first unanimous agreement in Lax Twitter history
Does NCAA Lacrosse need expanded replay review after this ending? 📺🧐
Officials left the field immediately after ruling this a goal for
@DukeMLAX
in OT, because crease calls are NOT reviewable plays...
(via ESPN2)
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Can’t believe I’m about to run middie in placid coming off 3 weeks in Montauk, a bachelor party in AC, and a bachelor party in NOLA all in a row
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The masculine urge to walk around Home Depot lost instead of asking for help
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Well done,
@td_ierlan
Did you think we were done adding all-time greats to our staff? 🤣
Welcome our new volunteer assistant, TD Ierlan
Details:
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“Maybe Cross Ferrara is just better than Dylan Molloy. Ever think about that?”
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All you need is a goalie, a fogo, and a swaggy Canadian and you can win it all
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Just dummied a run in Central Park. Didn’t lose an AirPod the entire time. THEN I was able to corral a dog that got loose from its owner. I’d be scared of me too
@PremierLacrosse
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Man looks like he just failed out of Monsters University
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Media day is so lit now. This was the hardest picture I took my senior year 🤣😭
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*having a sever panic attack at my desk*
“Whopper whopper whopper whopper”
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Thanks to all the voters who got me here. Proud to be an all star and can’t wait to put on a show this weekend in Montauk!
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Just did this and now I’m fucking nasty
@Turn_Rake13
Well then practice! Everyone sucked at one time or another, go out and hit a wall and work that flow, trust me you’ll get there!
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Omg it would be SO FUNNY if
@PremierLacrosse
added me to the player pool and
@PLLWhipsnakes
signed me as an April fools joke
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Running an anonymous lacrosse account is way more embarrassing than getting scored on on national television just FYI
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Officially calling my first game for ‘Cuse this Saturday vs Hopkins. Tune in and pray on my downfall
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High Point Dmiddies getting ready to slide to a 235 lbs linebacker
We are approximately one month away from this man taking the lacrosse field and I cannot wait.
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My favorite thing about Coach Desko is his sense of humor. Not his most public facing quality, but he is the king of one liners. I was also an easy target with that tire on my head.
Appreciate him giving me an opportunity to live out a childhood dream
#ThankYouDesko
11 NCAA titles, including 5 as head coach.
More victories at Syracuse than all-but 18 NCAA DI programs have in total.
Countless lives impacted.
Legendary head coach John Desko has announced his retirement.
#ThankYouDesko
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Rehfuss not an all star? Galloway not an all star?
Salcido not picked up?
Dearth & Trimboli not cracking line ups?
ME NOT ALLOWED IN THE PLAYER POOL?
I thought this was crime against Molloy(s) but I am realizing it is bigger than that 🍊
Your 2021 All-Star Starters ⭐️
The fans have spoken!
All-Star Voting Presented by
@vineyardvines
🐳
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Going to befriend as many college coaches as possible in an attempt to keep this kid from ever getting recruited
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Lacrosse goalie at Dartmouth has to be near the top of the list of athletes that should never ever do this celly
Goalie Mason Morel was PUMPED after making 11 saves in his first start of the season for
@DartmouthMLax
💪😤
(via ESPN+)
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That chubby kid doing the “too small” celly is in for a big surprise at JV tryouts in 8 years
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Ah yes. Let’s gate keep all lacrosse opinions. Pros only. Sounds like a fun sport to be a fan of
Imagine acting like you know more than a gold medal winning coaching staff. Crazy to think about.
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You should see D1
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“To do it with your f—ing brother...” Chris Kavanagh with the greatest lacrosse interview ever
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How tf does beating Jacksonville=being back?
Each week we will hit the wall with the five biggest stories from the week 🗒️ starting with
@jhumenslacrosse
big win 👀
🔗 Link HERE:
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