The siblings that see the kitchen sink clean and still decide to drop that one cup they used instead of Washing it..
On behalf of all last borns
WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU?!!!!😫😫😫
There was this one time my brother kept making mockery of my cooking to piss me off. One day he decided to show off by cooking jollof, I sneaked into the kitchen and added a Lotta salt to ruin it but it came out great, turned out this guy forgot to add salt in the first place.
As a guy, if there's a girl you've been admiring for a while and you seem to bump into her a lot, see.. That aunty likes you too, that's why she's making sure you see her everywhere. Make your move!!!
I respect people who are vocal.
Tell me why exactly you're into me,
Tell me how I pissed you off and why you're mad, tell me how to fix it
TALK to me!!
You need a special kind of mental stability to be friends with me, one day we'll pray together and motivate each other, next day I'll send you porn, nudes and curse you out.
It's a full package.
My mom once told me that sometimes men settle for ladies that they're capable of maintaining based on their financial status at the moment,
And when they've started earning more, their taste in women start to change..
It took me a whole year to digest this.
@onosowobo
People spend millions on drinks in a single night and buying a “hair hat” that can serve you for years and has you looking good is what’s considered creepy ? God in heaven!