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my name is smelfungus
People's Republic of Harrogate
Joined April 2023
I look at the profile of every beautiful/hideous soul that likes my tweets. Every one
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sick of people saying uk and europe as if theyâre different things
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and where is The Suspension Bridge at Iguazu Falls
In South America, there is a place where 275 waterfalls cascade together. It is called Iguazu Falls, and it is the largest waterfall system in the world. https://t.co/DJonihCDEq
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the problem with politics in the west is that it has been entirely individualised. for most people, politics begins and ends with the individual event of an individuals actions
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why christmas christmas if jesus born then ad why not christmas january first
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im so shocked every time i see a harry hill clip because i still find it very funny. everything else i watched as a kid i see now and hate but harry hill is really so funny
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against my instincts i really quite like sentences structured like this. not at liberty to comment on the content
the unicorns got it right every band should have two singers where one is a beautiful boy and the other is a beautiful boy thats a girl
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give me a year or two and ill self publish the most boring, least intelligible book of all time
I donât want chic, incisive novels by people who know how to mingle at publishing-adjacent partiesâŠI want to read bizarre, singular, musical novels by quasi-mystic basketcases who are otherwise shit at being alive
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jack off, look at your phone, go to the gym at 10pm, write down a bunch of notes, decide to write a short story, dont write a short story, feel guilty for reason in particular its just sort of everything, stop answering texts, make everyone slightly worried
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fuck no go way too fast, stressed, 5 coffees, even more stressed, open twitter, close twitter, open twitter, pointlessly go to the shops, chest pains, cook for 15 minutes max eat in 4 minutes, constantly fidget, do nothing productive, read 200 pages a sitting every two days
you need to be slowmaxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. you need to breathe in and breathe out. you need to be
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starting a book and it has numbered chapters
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crazy that fat guys never really moved beyond the guy on the right. every fat guy has that beard and face
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back then you could do whatever as long as it wasnt gay. or as long as you said it wasnt gay
Ok seriously how did they explain this without being sent to an asylum back then
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on the verge of a breakthrough
@subajellydraws Itâs funny this argument usually comes from marxists who should not want mcdonalds to exist either
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that is to say that they would be communists or socialists or maybe something not as good. they are also viciously transphobic and self-centred cruel people. sorry, youre not woke, youre reactionary, communism is the only alternative not your faux-revolution
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lotta people (including me) get at radical feminists for being stupid, myopic or ignoring the other like 80% of politics, and theyre right but, if radical feminists cared about those other things, they wouldnt be radical feminists. they would be actually politically educated
literally how are we still on âprostitution = working at mcdonaldsâ like we all shouldâve fucking moved past this by now
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shocked that people didnt like this ending. as if questionable people cant (first of all change, hes 23) or feel love. he goes to japan, wins, doesnt get paid and comes back to normal life and sees his kid. that's life baby!
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