In which Rep Rob Good repeatedly refers to Trump as “the president” without being challenged. This is not about Oxford commas; and will lead to even worse truthyness. Please stay vigilant.

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Best of all worlds.

Thoughtlessly going through my Twitter history and realized 75% of tweets I’d referenced have become “unavailable”. (Too lazy to check internet archive though).

I think @Apple might have messed up on focus mode in iMessage… everyone I know is displaying their status because you can’t turn them off. Settings don’t fix it.

Montana is the only place I’ve ever been that looks better in photos than in person.

Setting the tone at #LGA:. Concessions: **** dollars please.Me: ok.C: would you like a bag for ¢5?.Me: [how else do I bring this food along now?] yes.C: [stuffs snacks in tiny heavy duty tote bag that used 1000x more resources than flimsy plastic bag].

Setting the tone at #LGA:. Security: you have anything in your pockets?.Me: no.S: you don’t have anything in your pockets?.Me: …no…!.S: take off your belt.Me: but it’s plastic.S: take off your belt.Me: [take off belt], also [!!!].S: can you pull up your pants?.Me: [!!!].

Howdy Texas, #waronstraightpeople . Your state shall soon bellow with George Michael and Britney Spears. 🎉🕺🏿🍾.

Around 14th street a lively group of teenagers in full rave gear and every shade of gender-non-conformity enter the A train; dancing, climbing, laughing. Thank you #youth for being life-affirming! There’s still hope for #nyc and the world.

Oil spill bonanza.

Inspirational quotes

Can we haz not-radicalized alternatives?.

Isn’t that a bit like saying, I got radicalized by puppies?.

Got excited listening to the DarkHorse podcast “promoting” the video sharing service odysee.(“open-source, decentralized, built on the blockchain”), then came upon the founder’s pinned tweet….

Happy Sunday 🕺🏿. (Music: Pill R/B.Musician: Not The King.👑)

The onion couldn’t make this shit up. #merica.

The Jackie is where the big kids play. If you got your license in Ohio or bought it on Canal st — just don’t. #drive #nyc.

Why why why.Not ready to say bye.Will you Chris.Give us back our bliss.

TIL you can block advertisers on Twitter. It’s like mom finally came down to the basement and straightened out the rigged game you’re playing with the neighborhood shitheads.