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Jeff M.

@jeffhurtsjeff

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I like arctic birds and green shoes.

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RT @coffee_dad: having coffee.
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RT @0pinion_Haver: They’re not after me, they’re after you. I’m just in the way.
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RT @formulazoey: what even IS indycar ?
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RT @SpencerKlavan: “The arc of history is long, and it bends toward”. *flips through history book*. Oh. Oh no. Oh no no no .
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RT @3letter_: Jcm
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New new new new new new new new new—.
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Nwo
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RT @RpsAgainstTrump: The U.S. dollar tumbled 10.7% against global currencies through June, making it the worst first half since 1973. “Gol….
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NYC is basically the fountain of youth.
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if you're 30 in nyc you are basically 20. if you're 30 in the suburbs you are basically 40.
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RT @StatisticUrban: If you try to create a liberal or neutral LLM, it becomes a wine mom resist lib. If you try to create a conservative b….
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RT @Bonecondor: Sensitive high-libido white boys are the most persecuted class.
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RT @DylanoA4: E. B. White was a real one
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For real though, name the WNBA team the Philadelphia Furies. Greek city name, angry Greek goddesses team name, alliteration, etc. Also Mick Jagger owned the original Philly Furies in the 70s, which is what we call a fun fact.
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RT @dieworkwear: @felsonj i make the rules.
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RT @JTC1998UT: @cinecitta2030 Call them gay all you want but white men weren’t always overweight slobs in shorts and Tee shirts.
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RT @Wilson__Valdez: Fuck everyone who paved the way for this. This was all completely predictable. It hasn't even been 6 months. This is no….
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RT @atrocidadcasera: Indycar really looked at every series this weekend having relatively Calm races and said "Not here. Not us. This is no….
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RT @vibing_nic: we lost but at least we were gay
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RT @romanhelmetguy: Early 2000’s culture was a desperate gasp against nihilism. “There must be something more!” You see it in movies: Offic….
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RT @buccocapital: ❌ Peace in the Middle East. Add it to the list .❌ End war in Ukraine in 24th.❌ Deport millions .❌ Bring manufacturing bac….
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RT @CaptainHottakes: @chrisoIIey You’d be surprised how hellbent the majority of Philadelphians in their late 20’s/early 30’s are on gettin….
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