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haibo i still can’t believe mihlali thought it was okay to dvd herself farting like that
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i really believe in beef stew, uphuthu, coleslaw and extra spicy salsa.
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everytime ngibona amapleti omcimbi wase eastern cape ngiba naar. cha nipheka kabi kwa xhosa, ngathi nivele nigxabhise nje and call it a day 🤢
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lmaooo she didn’t know the answer herself. juniors come to seniors everyday seeking guidance, you simply assist because we’ve all been there
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grocery shopping a day before payday is so peaceful. parking and shops are empty 🤌🏽
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ufuna ukuthenga istreetwise two e-build it.
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it doesn’t matter that they are dating. a minor cannot consent to sex therefore it is statutory rape. the police had no right to say “usekhulumile ke”; their job is to open dockets, effect arrest and let the NPA decide.
Guys if someone has sex with a minor & you go and report the matter & the minor says they are dating 😩what’s the next step? You just let things be as a parent or?
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zulu women are stupid bitches.
My cousin onengane recently got engaged and her fiancé told her ukuthi she’s going to have to leave the kid behind ihlale noGogo. She was so upset but had no choice I guess mayefuna ukyogana
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i believe you. everyday on twitter bayaziveza
I suffered in high school because I wasn't Xhosa. I learned the language to survive. Xhosa girls are so mean, omg. What a horrible time in my life.
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forget newborn, izitishi every time usiyaya abreka or hit a hump 😭😭
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please support saffronbuds_ on IG, my flowers are beyond beautiful. they gave me a free small box of chocolate 🫶🏽
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stans are mentally ill. i don’t think they care
You guys can’t be preaching about free 🇵🇸 but in the same breath be happy to host one of the biggest stars in the world who decided to premier her movie in Israel.
You guys realize while she was having a red carpet, people were being bombed and killed?
Enjoy tho ❤️
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five years together, four years married. bangiloya ngo tsiki on this day in 2019 kuloyamzi. isandiphethe kahle idyan 🫶🏽
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zecky2409 would never gate keep a scent like this
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her mother handed her over to the guy’s family after lobola negotiations. when they bought property the guy indicated “married COP”, on the child’s birth certificate he indicated “married” and indicated spouse in the Hollard policy yet he denies the existence of marriage. LOL
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leave popi alone sma. pls
I don’t bash the backpacker babe, good for her. But wasn’t she the one running her mouth about Dr Musa talmbout he took his wife to a cheap trip or whatever?
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personally i have no capacity to deal with people’s problems. ngixege, nezami ziningi
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ignore her, she’s south african
Unfortunately I'm not in this position but if I was, I would just genuinely prepare his meals daily.
When I was on maternity leave, I did this. (He worked from home)
I prepared breakfast.
I prepared fresh lunch.
I prepared fresh snacks.
I made dinner from scratch.
I didn't
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free holiday, private chef and bottomless bubbles 😭😭😭 she was friends with amaphara.
Did you mention how you had brought in a chef for, had bottomless bubbles , made personalized pj’s and thank you gifts for them? And got NOTHING!
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and we salute them 😮💨🤝🏽
KZN SAPS doesn't believe in proper prosecution or innocent until proven guilty. All these stories of these people killed during these operations are all one sided and its always the same story. "They opened fire first".
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you are a dumb bitch
Wait I'm trying to catch up, someone gets you a job and instead of being grateful you drag their name because the job was demanding?
Yall know how small this practice is?😂
The first thing i was taught by my supervisor is to do research first before i ask a question (Google it)
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we were so worried about the logistics of going to vote with a toddler until we were informed parents with bubs younger than six don’t queue 🫰🏽
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khohlwa ke if you think you’ll ever find ipleti elinje anywhere in gauteng
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my man makes my life so easy. got a problem? he’s got a solution, need money? my atm. need a chauffeur? yonkinto. and i being absolutely nothing to the table ♥️
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Idk what’s going on lately with my body but I’m gaining weight, my nails and hair grow quickly, my skin is skinning. Lapho my whole life is falling apart 😳
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nope, they are taking chances
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this is not about you mr attorney
@raychmabs
There's necessary assistance and thinking you will be spoonfed.
On my second day of my articles i was at PTA HC running a trial with counsel (thrown at the deep end).
Of course i had no idea what was happening but i needed to adjust quickly.
Resigning was my daily thought.
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zavelelwa iimarried women
Especially married women...The infection rate ya bone is scary.
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Shae and i were talking about our cups collection and i told her i want more carol boyes. she went and got me the cups 🥹🫶🏽
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Okwakho ukuthi umhloniphe nje uthobe"
-Bekhuluma ngendoda efebayo 😂😂😂😂 Ey nxxxxxx
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wakhuluma umastende
Nothing annoys me more than the criticism of Joburg people. If you don't like it so much here, then fokof!
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soze ndisizele utaxi driver, badelela ukufa. intwala bayiqhuba nge bhawoti
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fusegi ke
My sister please, I've told you before and I'm telling you again, I can't read shangani
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but ujola nendoda ephingayo? iyahlebisa into ka mihlali
Her episode of
#Unfollowed
showed me something I neglected because of her social media presence, she is very much still a child, still young. Her answers to the questions about that guy, his divorce, kids etc. were a light bulb moment for me, very puerile. I feel bad for her.
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ngeke ngidifende indiya nkos’ yami.
Attention Gauteng residents. The tenth word in this sentence is a racial slur. I’ve had to call out two colleagues on randomly using this word during an interaction. Y’all will get in trouble one day.
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economics yase fontein college le
A couple months ago GXB was on 300K online orders. If you assumed everything ever ordered was R500 (which it absolutely isn’t) that would have been 150M alone. Not sure that that even includes in store purchases. A billion isn’t an unreasonable aspiration to them, just to you.
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i expect loyalty from the people i follow. makunganjalo they must block me
I need you guys to understand that your OOMFS are not your friends. They don’t owe you any kind of loyalty. We’re all here to laugh and drag each other whether we’re close oomfs or not. The expectation of loyalty on this app will get you HURT!! 🤣😭
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Intombi enhle ihleka 5 seconds bese iyathula, hhayi lama-generator aduma aze akhale.
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if usho u-olwethu, you are correct
uDokotela wenu has no swag, and there’s nothing he can ever do yazi. Noma engadoba kangakanani
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sibhizi, nathi siyagowa. khanisixege
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mina i think she shares Musa’s vision when it comes to isthembu sase mzumbe. yeah she’s a bit of a pick me but engathi nguye kuphela owangena azi what it really means ukwendela esethenjini
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give her the ballon dor now!
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there’s peace that comes with accepting where people have placed you in their lives.
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girl get behind me. i hear her loud and clear
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ubhoreka kanjani unentombi enesikhwele? Cima ifoni kuhlanye inja.
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nawe lundi awumncinyana 🫰🏽
A month ago I was home but I wasn’t on leave so I worked at the branch. When having a chat with the branch manager he casually asked if I can help him get some resources. I decided to intervene & kuyalunga. It really feels rewarding.
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some of us don’t even wanna get married. manje shuthi we can’t have kids 😭🌚
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moral of the story: usma needs a boob job 😭
😭 my friends and I went to the dingiest place Friday midnight and I told them early to hide their phones in their boobs, obviously Sma has small boobs so she put hers in her pockets and 15 minutes in they stole it 😭😭😭 long story short, we got it back and went back inside
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there are five guys with guns on the M1 north just before the crown interchange robbing cars. apparently it’s a mess, drivers are bumping into each other trying to flee
@TrafficSA
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aren’t all attorneys functioning alcoholics?
how is an attorney that has an alcohol addiction going to help you, Mary? 🙂
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usenayo nje imomozi?
The gent who waters my garden started at 23:00 last night and only turned off the hose pipe at 3:15 this morning.😩
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you know how ongwaneso always say zulu people refuse to learn other languages; same applies kumandiya, latinas and white people living in kzn. abafunde isizulu, simple as!
5 out of 8 people here don't speak isZulu but iZwide is determined day in day out to exclude them. I find that extremely rude
#RHODurban
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kodwa abafana niyabancenga 🌚
Kuhle came from school and threw tantrums for over 30 minutes and I just lay in my bed and said nothing.
He threw, smashed and stomped on things
Wathi angingam'buki, thinti, qabuli, ngazbukela nje
Waqeda lapho wathi akasangfuni uyolala emnyango ngazbukela nje.....
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Kids from rich families dont become sangomas,kante why?
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