Nathan Heller
@nathanheller
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New Yorker staff writer, Vogue contributing editor, semi-pro eavesdropper, overcaffeinated earth child. Now writing THE PRIVATE ORDER for Penguin Press.
California and New York
Joined July 2009
Just a reminder that my courteous, well-dressed, low-volume newsletter—announcing new pieces of my writing, my occasional public appearances, and nothing else—has been compelled to change platforms. It is now on Substack, and you can sign up here.
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I always say the MOST special thing about The New Yorker is that you can read something from fifteen, thirty, seventy years ago, and find it to be as fresh and engrossing and funny and worth your time as a piece from Monday. This is the best periodical archive in the world.
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There ought to be a word for the great American tradition of generating an idea you know is ridiculous during the final countdown to a meeting, just to hold space and to show that you are, perhaps, doing something. Feignstorming?
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
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Unexpectedly heartbroken by the death of Tom Stoppard. He was—as a writer with a high-flying career, but also as an artist—the real thing.
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Full Self Driving Supervised drives like the best chauffeur imaginable Try it yourself at a nearby Tesla location
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From this week's @newyorker anniversary issue: me on the paragraph-level genius of E. B. White.
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What sort of response could measure up to the occasion? White’s idea was as simple as it was audacious.
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The last time I remember seeing portrait banners of this size, no joke, was celebrating Michael Tilson Thomas's arrival as music director of the San Francisco Symphony. A long way, in all respects, from here.
This is where we are now. Official US government building, in this case the Department of Labor headquarters, has hung a large portrait of Trump on the outside. These are scary times.
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The Glib, Asinine Artlessness of Web Headlines has become too much. Can we go back already to when headlines were good? Who on Earth wants these?
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My colleague @zhelfand gets New Yorker fact checking right in this delightful history.
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Reporters engage in charm and betrayal; checkers are in the harm-reduction business.
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My theory that issues cropping up in San Francisco show up in other major cities two or three years later holds. Here's my @NewYorker piece on the crime-and-collapse narrative that became a political tool there after the pandemic.
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It depends on which tech bro, city official, billionaire investor, grassroots activist, or Michelin-starred restaurateur you ask.
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I've noted that in "The Thomas Crown Affair" (1968), the title character, superrich, described as a man who "has everything," is said at one point to have a net worth of $4 million—around $30 million today. Easy to forget how recently and how wildly the top bracket has ballooned.
Imagine getting a 3,200 square foot home, fully custom made for your needs, by one of the greatest architects of all time, for less than half a million dollars. Full story at NPR. https://t.co/WuR6ceJgrn
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I'll just observe that the now-aging idea that people can't deal with traditional textual journalism, want "other platforms," etc., has always been wisdom flowing from the top down, not the ground up. (Can also report public transportation continues to be full of people reading.)
From last night's @semafor media newsletter: New York Times culture staff last week pressed the paper's leadership over the reassignment of four critics and what the changes mean for the future of arts criticism at the Times
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Sleigh the season with the most personal gift around. Get them a Cameo video!
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What I find I want in this hard time is sumptuous works of art, patiently and beautifully made, filled with human contact and light—a reminder of what we had and could maybe have again.
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In this week's Shouts & Murmurs, an important report from me with details about the new James Bond.
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The secretary Miss Moneypenny will now be known as Miss Money One Hundred Billion Dollars Money Money Money. Or Alexa.
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A really lovely writeup of the Martin Amis event a bunch of us did onstage at 92Y a couple of weeks ago, from the Paris Review.
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May 22, 2025 – “Salman Rushdie, who closed out the evening, recounted the cheeky word games they used to play; in one, they replaced the word Love in titles with the words Hysterical Sex, to get to...
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Move fast, ask nothing, learn nothing, break things, go home.
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The billionaire has made clear he is frustrated with the obstacles he encountered as he tried to upend the federal bureaucracy.
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This is this evening, and Salman Rushdie is joining us, too. Looking forward.
A quick note that I'm due to join Jennifer Egan, Jeffrey Eugenides, Lorrie Moore, James Wood, and other bright lights onstage at 92NY next month for an evening of tribute to Martin Amis. Omnia omnibus; consider coming if you can.
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A quick note that I'm due to join Jennifer Egan, Jeffrey Eugenides, Lorrie Moore, James Wood, and other bright lights onstage at 92NY next month for an evening of tribute to Martin Amis. Omnia omnibus; consider coming if you can.
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Lorrie Moore, Jeffrey Eugenides, Jennifer Egan, James Wood, Daniel Kehlmann, and Aatish Taseer discuss the life and work of Martin Amis.
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Today's news is an important show of strength from Harvard and its leadership in the face of the Administration.
Today Harvard University became the first university to directly refuse to comply with the Trump Administration's demands. @nathanheller reports on the pressure from Washington threatening America’s oldest school—and the soul of higher education. https://t.co/TP8hHVfyiV
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.@nathanheller on Donald Trump’s favoritism grift: the more you give to some people while excoriating others, the more you can manage to take. https://t.co/js3CY8Xa5M
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For this President, all policy is personal.
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Powerful institutions are bartering their strength away by playing for Trump’s favoritism, but now is not the time to make sacrifices to get ahead, @nathanheller writes.
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For this President, all policy is personal.
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