Maitri 🦭
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I retweet things that crack me up and obsess over everything ChelseaFC
Mumbai
Joined July 2009
I can't quite put a finger on it, but both The Morning Context and The Ken have this very conspiratorial, "these startups are upto no good" vibe to their writing that I find very off-putting. I understand journalism is not meant to feel like cheerleading, but it feels bad faith.
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If a woman is getting less than 9-10 hours of sleep her body very literally does not function. You don’t produce enough hormones, your fertility suffers, your thyroid slows and you suffer adrenal fatigue. You’re not lazy for being tired. You’re just not a man. Go back to bed.
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A second year analyst in a bank will take half day to pivot table this data and create 20-30 charts. Another day to put these charts on a ppt and draw 4-5 conclusions. The slide deck will also include the whole history of political funding in India. This is 2nd year
A bunch of 25 journalists have been working together from day before, with one purpose- to look at the electoral bond data. @thenewsminute already works with @newslaundry. @scroll_in’s @sharmasupriya and we spoke and thought why not work together
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So, Mark Zuckerberg finally tried the Apple Vision Pro and compared it to the Meta Quest 3 He says: - Quest is 7x less expensive yet way more comfortable - Quest is better for gaming, Xbox, YouTube - "I'm surprised how much better Quest is better for majority of things" My
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Lionel Messi with the most awkward wedding kiss ever
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this social norm that saying anything positive is bad because it’s insensitive to people who have it worse is just sad and corrosive. collectively making ourselves miserable in some misguided sense of solidarity
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tech bros will really take wedding photos and caption one of the most important moments of their life with... "found my co-founder for life" "closed the biggest client" "best M&A" "thankful she invested in me"
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when a man dresses well it's either because he's gay or because there's deep evil in his heart. no other option
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this morning I got a drink from 7/11, and the cashier said “you could get two more if you wanted”, and so I got two more because I thought she meant there was a promo. but there wasn’t a promo, I just paid full price for three of the same drink. why did she do this?
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pornhub was just acquired by private equity firm Ethical Capital Partners. you can't make this shit up
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself
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I just overheard a woman say she uses her boyfriend's laptop to Google Christmas presents she wants so that he gets targeted ads. Communication in the digital age: a love story.
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Here is the note we sent to our LPs in GGFIII regarding FTX.
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don't skip ur hoe phase. it will come back and haunt u when ur married.
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as a result of new taylor swift song "mastermind" girls have been posting their boyfriend acquisition stories on tiktok
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I’m at that stage in my life where I know why Aditi married Taran and why it was the best decision of her life
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