Ria Jordan
@msriajordan
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Ray of sunshine and dinner date extraordinaire | riajordan @protonmail .com
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Now is the perfect time to remind everyone that I’ve lowered my lunch/dinner date rate to only $1k.
Quite the apeeling offer, isn’t it? Lettuce make some plans! I promise, we’ll have a great thyme together. 😉
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Dear clients,
Most hotels make us check out at 11:00AM
Most hotels don’t allow us to check in until 3:00PM.
Hope this helps. 🧡
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I’d love to make more sex worker friends but this whole debacle is exactly why I keep to myself. A lot of you were bullies in high school and never grew tf up. 😭
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My website is live! I put a stupid amount of work into it, so go check it out. Maybe fill out the form? 😉
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I have some free time today. You should come over!
RiaJordan dot com / booking 💕
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I know it’s no longer Tuesday, but I hope it isn’t too late for me to throw my hat into the ring?
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I’m beyond excited to announce that I’m officially available for International affairs! 🥳🥳🥳
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You wouldn’t want your daughter going off alone with a guy she just met without knowing his name or anything about him, so why would you expect an escort to be alone with you without knowing who you are? 🧐
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Do you guys remember the faux heaux accounts on tumblr that claimed they were escorts making 100k a month, passed Pinterest pics off as their own and would give advice like “If your nails are anything but French tips, clients won’t like you!”
Those were the days lol.
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Me waiting for Sagittarius season so I can be on my worst behavior… 😈
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@thisiskaylani
Cops will literally go through with the session and then arrest you afterwards. People really need to grasp that law enforcement can and will break the law to put you in jail 😬
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I was chatting with a client today about my goal of starting a business next year, and he offered to buy me a piece of equipment I need! 🥹 Investing in my future is hands down the sexiest thing a man can do. Thank you for helping set me up for success!
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I love men with a sense of humor. If we can’t joke around with each other and laugh together, what are we even doing?
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I wish lingerie brands that use nude tulle in their designs offered various shades of nude. I LOVE it, but it looks awful on me since most “nudes” are chosen with light skin in mind. 🫠
What are your recs for lingerie brands with options? Thistle and Spire is great! Who else?
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When they leave proudly wearing eau de cücci in their beard 🥵
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He did all the cooking but I’m the one who yelled “Yes, Chef!” all night long. 🤭 Thanks for a truly delicious overnight. 🧡
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One thing about me: if I see a taco truck, I’m getting tacos. 🤤
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@SouthernMan228
@Enisahtx
@LexiLynnVIP
Why is it that when a man cheats on his wife, it’s the wife that needs to take accountability? He’s the one who made that choice and decided to act on it.
Blaming women for men’s choices, as if they aren’t grown ass adults capable of making their own choices is so gross, dude.
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Finally found the perfect shade of lip gloss to leave all over your—🤭
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It’s hard to get good engagement as a smaller account so I want to spotlight providers who don’t get as much visibility as they deserve. Who are your favorite accounts with less than 5k? Lay ‘em on me!
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“Stay an extra day and I promise to make it worth your while,” is exactly the sort of energy I love.
As far as first dates go, you’ve truly set the bar. Thank you for a phenomenal evening! To many more. 🥂😘
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@LauraCohenSolo
You aren’t entitled to more time than you paid for because you didn’t finish lmao.
We offer different amounts of time for a reason. Ask if you can extend the booking, or plan better by booking more time up front. 🤷🏾♀️
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It’s a beautiful day out. The perfect weather for sending me $1,000 😌🥰
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I’m trying to drape my body over something other than a couch. Any volunteers?
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The universe rewarded me for doing my due diligence and getting tested today—there was a food truck outside! Honey butter cornbread, grilled shrimp, and fried catfish with fries. 🤩
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@KayM44154166
@LexiLynnVIP
Ah yes. Because as we all know, when a grown man makes a choice, someone else is totally responsible for that decision. 🙃
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You must have 3 designer bags and one pair of Loubs to be deemed Classy™️. If you can’t give a 1 hour uni lecture on the stock market, hit the books! You can only wear neutrals or they’ll melt wicked witch style. If you can’t speak French, you’re basically a barnyard animal. I—
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It means the world to me when my clients invest in me and the elevation of my business. Thank you so much, T, for buying me a milking table, making me the only resident milking table provider in the state! 🥹🧡
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I have availability today until 10:30pm. Get in touch and let’s transform this random Tuesday into something extraordinary. 💖
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This comparison shouldn’t be necessary. It should go without saying that we are human beings whose safety matters and whose boundaries should be respected, but some of you think this is up for debate, and I’m tired of getting second hand embarrassment on your behalf. 😒
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Lord, the men you put on this earth to pay beautiful women to be their pretty little muses are too busy being clowns on the internet 😬
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The difference in ad sites across nations is so funny to me. Australian ad sites are so well designed. So sleek, so beautiful.
Then there’s US sites, which look like someone designed them in Kid Pix on five pounds of shrooms. 😒
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Sorry I haven’t been active on here at all, I’ve been working on a few exciting projects! I won’t be telling you anything about them lol. Just know that going forward, my time will be limited.
That being said, I’ve given myself a raise. 😌
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Idk why so many male SW photographers seem to obscure the fact that they’re men, but the portfolio snitches on them damn near every time lol.
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Between the man who saw my taco tweet and took me out for tacos and brought me an immersion blender to the guy who saw this tweet and brought me to Charlotte to see TOKiMONSTA, I’m feeling so blessed. Life’s been so beautiful lately, thank you for being such sweethearts! 🥰
10 bands artists to get to know me:
• Sabrina Claudio
• Kali Uchis
• TOKiMONSTA
• Liquid Stranger
• Bad Omens
• ¿Teo?
• Glass Animals
• Kaytranada
• Masego
• Pale Jay
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I know about dayuse, guys, it just sucks here, unfortunately! But thank you, I love how not gatekeepey you guys are. 🥰🫶🏾
Most of the hotels listed aren’t in convenient areas and when they are, they’re not great (smelly rooms, tons of cameras, known for stings).
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@sabinecharlesny
@MsNickiLV
This is so terrifying. It took them ages to get Joey the Player too. It’s imperative to listen to sex workers, but the police never do.
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@MayaRosexx
I feel like Threads is gonna get us outted 😭 I hopped over to Bluesky and Hive personally, but still use Twitter the most!
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My booking form has a box you
check off to acknowledge that you know you must send a selfie holding your government issued ID as part of screening. If you fill out the form but don’t send your selfie, you won’t get a reply until you do.
I don’t reply to incomplete inquiries. 🧡
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A few weeks ago, I checked into a hotel incall for a booking. My first thought upon opening the door to the room was “Oh good, I won’t have to crank the heat because it’s already nice and toasty in here!”
You guys. It’s because somebody was already in the room! 😭
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I don’t wanna brag, but my circle consists of the best gift givers. I love how well they know my heart. Thank you so much! 🥰
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Looking at all of the restaurants Chicago has to offer and contemplating moving there for the food, despite having never been to Chicago. 😂
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I don’t know what I did to have so many wishtender blessings lately, but thank you so much! I feel so cared for and appreciated, and I’m beyond grateful. 🥰
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It’s so much fun when you’re walking to your new hotel room and see a client waiting for his companion to let him in just a few doors down. 🤗
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I’m very curious about this, and would really appreciate some retweets for visibility, because I’d like as many responses as possible…
Clients, how often do you book providers?
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I’m here for results 👀
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I prefer longer dates because they benefit us both. I provide a stellar experience regardless of how much time you book, but it shouldn’t come as a surprise that the more comfortable I feel with you, the better your experience will be.
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Had a wonderful first time visit to Greensboro. Exploring was fun, but the highlight was finally getting to meet a lovely suitor after a year and a half of anticipation. 🥵 Thanks for bringing me your way, P! You really know how to treat a lady. Can’t wait to see you again! 🥰
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I need it.
Peach Cobbler Pudding
📍Sugar Vault Desserts | Hyattsville, MD
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