Sirena ๐ฆ ๐
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Have yall noticed Amazon prime claiming next day delivery only to change it to three day after youโve paid?.
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Strippers been telling yโall the recession is coming baby. We are feeling it in the clubs everywhere. You know itโs bad if girls from Miami are coming to New York to work.
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Iโm tired of screaming at yall to stop posting your kids on here but watch this.
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โGirlโ is also gender neutral.
โBroโ is gender neutral.
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My literal first night working at this skrip club Taye Diggs tipped me to just sit with him so no other girls would go up to him and he just talked to me about how great his girlfriend is and how much he loves her the entire time. ๐ฅน.
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This the second girl I seen tweet this. Babies Iโm begging yโall to stay out of the strip club. Go to cirque di soleil, go to Atlanta, go see a broadway show idc. We are there to work for money, to make men lose their minds, not woos and yasss and critiques by someone that will.
Strippers these days are so boring OMG do a flip or sum.
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IBS baddies & lactose intolerant biddies: do you have a second to talk about my lord & savior peppermint oil pills? I heard about them & got them at cvs the other day. Took them as instructed on the bottle. When I tell you I had a whole cookout milkshake with ZERO problemsโฆ.
pls keep your lactose intolerant friends in your prayers this week. they finna make some horrible decisions.
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Like I feel like they take advantage of the trust bc I donโt get my packages and then I gaslight myself into maybe it wasnโt next day. But this time I am sure.
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Creeps are every day regular people. Chances are there probably are some in your family as well. Iโve found out so many horrific things I wouldnโt wish on anyone about people I admired. I expect less from strangers. So why would you post your kids on these apps?!.
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Iโm told itโs even been rough in HOUSTON. like ??!?!?! If Miami and Houston strippers are saying it, it shakes me up.
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Letโs not forget that a LOT of the girlies wearing these outfits and pleasers also have the audacity to shame SWโs ๐ญ.
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They opened a Golden Corral in the Bronx and are running a nice social media campaign ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I wanna go now
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If a stripper is being boring youโre not showing enough money ๐ end of story ๐.
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Hello! They know EXACTLY what to do and how to behave. They know who to target and how to seem charismatic in front of adults.
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& idk. Itโs like a weird fetish for girls to go in a strip club, act like theyโre better than the strippers then hop online talking about โboring do a flipโโฆ.This isnโt a circus but I def see a clown ๐คก hope this false sense of superiority makes their miserable little lives a.
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@_Boomiie Sheโs pretty racist and even if she wasnโt, black trans people exist. Stay off twitter.
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Sending my industry babes love. Muted bc the notifications are augmenting the feeling of impending doom ๐
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โWhy was he there thenโ It was an event. Bia performed that night. He was filming here and got invited. His buddy had a good time. He did the right thing and tipped WELL and had good conversation, more than I can say for most of you losers that go โfor a drinkโ aka time wasters.
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Been pondering this moment all day. I was so intimidated and nervous that night bc it was my first time working in a Manhattan club. He was like an angel sent from heaven to tell me itโs ok I belong there. He was the first customer I approached & he made my night.
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I just made a family group chat on whatโs app added all the cousins uncles and aunties and outed all the predators and called everyone cowards. Happy womanโs day! ๐๐๐คญ.
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If youโre a girl and you want to have a good time at the strip club for free, find a guy that likes to spend and go with him and help the girls make money. Theyโll show you the best time of your life. Itโs simple math you absolute dumbos.
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This is not up for debate.
In your opinion, who has the best national anthem performance.
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This is why I never say Iโm an โentertainerโ. Annoying ass hoes ๐.
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@BlackTzedek Once again:.
@vixen5arbie @mauvesbot Your analysis is spot on, especially the threat of violence as the source of respect. I also want to drop this quote for both of yโall to enjoy!
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Next time I go to Chinatown itโs over for u bitches.
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@1ittlep1ittle I knew I wasnโt crazy! Smh Iโm on chat with customer service now lol itโs happened one too many times.
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@khlomoney446613 @1hunnitdash1 ๐ญ๐ญ I just donโt want your good moments to get messed up by people online little butt.
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I am once again begging for men to be banned from Instacart shopping why would I order 10 BAGS of bananas ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ WHY DIDNT HE ASK ME ๐ญ๐
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I love mark cuban and just want to remind that he has a pharmaceutical company where he sells generic prescriptions at damn near market value. Meaning very cheap for people that donโt have access to insurance.
Holy cow. Mark Cuban is now making his rounds on national podcasts listened to by mostly young white men who lean conservative. The latest is with Theo Von & Mark Cuban torches Donald Trump as a scam & as a bad businessman. This matters a lot. Watch.
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@puppybrother12 @ohlode @roganj0sh Her face is sending meeee ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ *pouts towards the horizon*.
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@pierrefleury_ They donโt love natural anything lmao they really meant they love a soft glam moment ๐คฃ.
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@BienSur_JeTaime That part. SMH itโs disgusting and Iโm sure they have a few victims running around as well. Birds of a feather.
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Well this is awkward.
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I was talking about this with a dear guy friend the other day. Itโs why so many men get stumped after completely messing up relationships. All they know to fix things is throw gifts and โprovideโ instead of actual emotional repair. He paid the bills thatโs nice. What good are.
Men think being financially stable is the only thing that qualifies them as valuable and I hate them for them.
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Muting bc the notifications are stressing me out but never stop sharing this!.
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Marta fact you donโt even have to find a guy before going. Go in a packed night, flirt your way into a section like you would at a regular club, drink and throw someone elseโs money and have a good time. Oh but that would take being charming and girls that make comments like OP.
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SWโs are *particularly* vulnerable to this. Men love to pursue us, fully knowing what we do. Then when a relationship is established indirect & direct shaming tactics are used, taking advantage of our societal isolation implying theyโre the only ones that will ever โacceptโ us.
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And look! There was a girl that knew how to act and didnโt spend any of her own money. Love that girl. Be like that girl. Not like OP. The end ๐๐ฅฐ๐.
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Ngl I used to think like this until I got older and realized comfort is worth paying for and disabilities exist so I never called anyone lazy ever again.
yโall be so mf lazy. buying takeout that looks like this is mind blowing to me, i can literally make this at home and even better.
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My mom lives with me. Also yโall know this is a very American topic. So much pressure to struggle alone or to leave your elders to struggle alone lol ew.
How do yโall feel about these 30+ people that live at home with their parents? Just asking yโall opinion this should be fun โบ๏ธ.
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Another day of SWโs living in weird girliesโ minds rent free.
Iโll go work a 9-5 until my feet and hands bleed before I ever think to sell pu$$yโฆlike that was really your only option?.
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Obvi respect peopleโs pronouns. This is about when it comes out naturally when youโre spilling tea- not about purposefully misgendering people.
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@camiicampb ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ exactly. And they always think they can be extra touchy just bc theyโre girls. Iโm not bruising all on my thighs on the pole or getting groped for some girl to put a dollar in my butthole Iโm sorry.
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โThatโs going to be ten kissesโ Iโm gonna die of cuteness overdose.
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This tweet is showing which cis-het men are comfortable with their masculinity, and which ones are not ๐คญ.
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โMy n-word x2โ followed by โIโm very much not black Iโm Colombianโ . I canโt stand my own people this shit is embarrassing CONSTANTLY my GOD ๐คฎ.
The Woman Who Alleged Caused The Beef Between Drake And Future Has Now Broken Her Silence & speaks out.
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Realizing someone does not care about you is such an unexplainable feeling lol.
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Why yโall so offended with being the safe choice donโt yโall cry about women picking drug dealers/ scammers/ rappers on here all the time ?.
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Idk why the owl is acting brand new when it got a bbl too
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@andresvalle__ @SayItLikeJay And she felt it so she saw herself out like an adult. Maybe you also be an adult and focus on the person you like?.
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And my gut is SUPER sensitive. Even anxiety makes my tummy upset so this was a natural, homeopathic lifesaver fr โค๏ธ.
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Itโs lil Kim not his first bm relax.
Women: Would you be ok with your boyfriend/husband wearing this shirt? Seeing some mixed reviews this morningโฆ.
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@ReturnOfMrYeah @TheUxbabe @rosshhhiiiii @smoke_nd_pearlz I literally graduated from VCU school of the arts and my friend graduated with a bio degree another with an urban design degree and they were all diff ceremonies, all VCU but go off I guess.
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I love cardi with my entire heart but I hate when Latinos get up in arms about being called โMexicanโโฆ thereโs nothing wrong with being Mexican and these adverse reactions simply add to the xenophobia.
Same reason why you felt comfortable calling me a Mexican when Iโm Dominican and I asked you why you feel comfortable calling me a Mexican when ice and jharell Jerome Zoe Saldana are Dominicans and you donโt do that to them. You do it to me because you know thatโs what people use.
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Is it me or is she not acting like a complete condescending bitch now? Hmmm. I wonder what the difference here is. I canโt qwhite put my finger on it.
Scarlett Johansson interviewed by Bobbi Althoff. Full interview coming soon!
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My cousin that I havenโt spoken to in years called me and told me she stopped talking to the family because ONE OF THE MEN I MENTIONED MOLESTED HER AND THE OTHERS PROTECTED HIM. She said she thought she didnโt have space in the family and sheโs so happy to have someone else name.
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@ReturnOfMrYeah @TheUxbabe @rosshhhiiiii @smoke_nd_pearlz Probably. Thatโs how my university did it. Imagine a big university having one ceremony for all graduates? Nobody has time for that.
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@MoneyMadi I truly respect the girls that have stuck it out with OF bc thatโs a level of work ethic and patience I do NOT have lol.
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First time voting in a presidential election since I became a citizen & I got to vote for a black woman โจ
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โHeโs a bad friendโ was my favorite thing to say lmfaoaoaoaooao โcontinue having a bad dayโ ๐ญ.
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Yโall never met Arabs and Dominicans?.
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Me after 4 hours in the champagne room with the finance guy that doesnโt want to go home to his family.
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@stephaniefaiyaz @HelloTiffi_ She should do a flip while waxing. Regular waxing is borinhggg she needs to work for the tip really truly earn it ๐ญ.
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Iโm a stripper and I have a degree so where do we go from here.
One has a degree and one does not. This generation concerns me ๐ญ.
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And donโt get me started on the performative therapy that comes with this lmao itโs an epidemic. Iโll never discourage anyone from therapy but you can definitely tell when someoneโs just doing it as something to check off like idk sentenced community service or something ๐.
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Notice how she was able to explain her thoughts without an inkling of slut shaming or weirdness or putting herself or her thoughts above anyone elseโs.
Protect my lil sister! ๐ฅน๐ฅ๐๐พ
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@femcelgirlfren @ICameBack5 Well goddamn I was with you on the OP but now youโve made it weird and icky ๐ I hope you heal from whatever this was.
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@_walkinginspace AMEN good floor work is so sensual and less physically taxing. I love doing a little floor work and scanning the room for whoโs watching me to make eye contact from the stage. Even if they donโt tip on stage Iโm approaching after the set and usually bingo a little dance in my.
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Itโs only right to bring this moment back . ๐ RIP Akira Toriyama ๐๐
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I am so happy to have seen this quote bc if youโve followed me long enough you know Iโve been screaming โMARRY YOUR FAVORITE HOEโ and describing this exact thing! I didnโt know it had a name. But I am so excited to learn more and gain more language around it.
Madonna wh*r* complex. Such men cannot love who they desire and canโt desire who they love.
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We know. When we get sexually assaulted, beat up, and murdered by people like you who donโt look at us as human guess what happens? Nothing. The police are historically known to tag the crimes NHI- No Humans Involved. Because we arenโt human in anyoneโs eyes.
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She just went back in the group chat and NAMED HIM. I AM SO PROUD OF HER!!!.
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My mom: โLook at this Nelson Mandela dressโ .it was a Maison Margiela dress.
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Everyoneโs jumping on her I wonder why Iโm sure it has nothing to do with her being a woman itโs def bc ppl are *totally concerned* for her healthโฆ. *big pun and biggie smalls and old Rick Ross enter the room*.
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I made it sound like a beautiful love letter to the family heritage at the beginning lmfajakoaoaoao I love me.
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