Tiffany M. Storrs
@msladybrute
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Professional sass mouth. Writer, creator, destroyer, part-time princess. EIC @press_roi . She/her
Rochester, NY
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@SeasideScribe
@BryanLindstrom4
This! I can’t tell you how many times this has happened at my bank. If my paycheck rolls through at 4am and a pending charge comes through at 6am, I should NOT overdraft because they rearranged the order of charges. And I call them on it every time.
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@CohibaSmkr
@hemantmehta
I was going to say the same. Grew up with my religious parents watching him, can't believe he's still spewing hatred on TV.
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This is my favorite picture of me. I was 22.
Got me thinking - if you could tell your 22-year old self anything, what would it be? (If you’re not yet 22 I am sorry and also buckle up!)
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@WoomBoom1
@ilomilogcf
@agustkordei
Yup, they posted the timeframe they were doing it on their social media accounts earlier this afternoon.
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@RCDobbs
@QuancyClayborne
Don’t do this. The people on the phones are just doing their jobs, likely don’t have a choice in the matter, and also do not necessarily share the political views of their CEO. Find another way.
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Solitude on top of grief on top of trauma is fucking exhausting.
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@DebraKe98192288
@Old_Man_Shadow2
@AP
Hi! Rochestarian here. This has happened before. 9 times out of 10, it’s racist college kids that do this nonsense. Everyone here knows who Douglass was. You can’t not know.
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Yesterday, I was introduced to someone, and my being EIC of RF came up. They said “Oh yeah, I follow you guys on Instagram!”
I don’t think it will ever not be stunning to me that I have made something that other people out there, living their lives in the world, are aware of.
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Well, this is 36. The winter baby returns to her frozen tundra.
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@beaverseatwood2
@AOC
The $1200 + $600 on top of unemployment is ok, that puts me basically where I was when I was working, but Republicans are fighting that now too.
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I used to be young and fun. Now I spend Friday nights asleep on the couch for 4 hours, only to wake up and eat a donut to the sound of the train.
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Randomly remembered being 5 and thinking the word “dictator” was spelled “Dick Tater” and calling my mother that several times in my diary.
Savage.
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@BarlowAdams
The “she’s so entitled!!!” reactions really get me. It apparently still hasn’t dawned on people that they were not actually made to do nothing but work, complain, and die.
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Hi! So I don’t publish super often because…I am usually publishing you all! But I did want to give all my gratitude to the places that gave my work a home this year:
@Red_Fez
@punk_magazine
@icebreakers_lit
@OutcastPress
@slicesofanxiety
and of course, my dream press,
@press_roi
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Heeeeeyyyy! What an honor - my first nomination for an award! So stoked. Thank you
@icebreakers_lit
& to my co-authors
@melissacuisine
&
@GTurnerwriter
for everything!
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Got a new lil poem coming out soon! Been a minute. All thanks to
@rawlitmag
for giving it a home. ❤️
Raw Lit - Issue 3 - coming soon.
@circleMstudios
@nomad_sw18
@SonjaRBerry1
@JoyceBingham10
@amybobeda
@sreelekha001
@Imrachelcoyne
@DLCTheWriter
@funnyfrogget
@mylarsleeve
@NinaMD1
@gwjomi
@JohnRCPotter
@msladybrute
@AppleWriter
@TLTomljanovic
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Hi! I have a little poem in this pretty issue. It’s about wildfire and lingering love and other sad girl stuff™️ so you can check that out and make sure to read all of the incredible work by these contributors! Thank you,
@rawlitmag
!
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I’ve just received some very unsettling news:
Something I wrote today may, in fact, be a poem. 😳☺️
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@therealstufff
@pattonoswalt
The women in America are goddamned tired of fighting over this bullshit. How about the men in America step up?
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I’m just a girl, standing before you in her linen “give up” pants, letting you know that she had a short fiction acceptance today and reminding you that there’s a home for everything and everyone. Find yours. 💙
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When I was 6, I vowed to eventually have this every day, because I thought that’s what rich people had.
Me at 8: “Can I have a sip of your fancy coffee?”
The coffee in question:
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If anybody has any good vibes to spare today (I know those are hard to come by) please send them in the direction of a one
@KellieScottReed
plz. Merci!
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I feel like we could bring this back…
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11 years ago. I have to admit, I will probably never be this cool again.
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Hello, I am terrible at self-promotion, but I wrote something and it’s out today and you should probably read it.
Huge thanks to
@DocSigerson
& the entire team at
@Red_Fez
for the honor of a little home with them. I am incredibly grateful. 💙
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I was off Twitter most of the day reflecting on my thoughts re: ice cream cake and came back to some hot garbage publishing takes. Whew. Never change, lit community.
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Throwback Thursday: 14 & bad! Show me your bad teenage self.
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@ZachWLambert
When my grandmother would come for dinner and she and my mother would have a roundup of where Satan worship was appearing in pop culture that week. Madonna hogged Satan for quite a while there, if I remember right.
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Today’s look: last day of 35. I will spend it eating a shitload of cake and thinking of all the ways I want to make this little pissant proud.
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Show me a cool B&W photo of you
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I am convinced there is a poem in this voicemail from my dry cleaner somewhere.
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the girl who, if given the opportunity, makes every day V-Day. Eat some chocolate or something.
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Hey! Here’s my little shared skull for your Saturday morning. Huge thanks to every one of the contributors to this brilliance,
@havehadhavehad
for selecting it, & yes, I am still offering cookies to identifiers of my line.
Kicking off collaborations with the team behind
@icebreakers_lit
, the journal sprung up out of the collabo call itself! 💀
"Hello friend, thank you for reading this letter. I hope this brings you as much good luck and wild fortune as it is bringing me!!!"
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So, weird time for good news, but! I am starting a new job this week and I’m happy about it.
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Idk I don’t have iconic photos! 🤣
Quote tweet with your most iconic photo.
I don’t really have iconic anything. But I picked these two because they make me laugh.
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Taking my team out on the town. Here’s to one year of RF! Long live the press.
@KellieScottReed
@sky_barett
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Hi! So, today is my press’ second birthday. To celebrate, I am designing tee shirts, and guess who can get them?
Can I get a lil drum roll, please?
In honor of our 2nd birthday, RF is proud to present the opening of its online store, La Petite Bête! Got a little merch up with more to come. Why not go shopping in our closet?
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Ah, 14 years ago now! Still, everything I do today is done (in part) for this little piss pot.
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If you see this, drop a photo of you that looks like an album cover.
Mine’s called “Button Your Lip” and it’s by Eleanor Elbow & the Galley Kitchens. First single? “(Your Heart is) Colder than this Fridge.”
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I didn’t have time to do a today’s look yesterday. I did have time to let AI do them for me. New author photo?
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This wasn’t what I had in mind when I broke out the spring wardrobe.
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Using an existing selfie from your phone, let's see your Tortured Poet self.
Myself. Tortured. Poetic.
Using an existing selfie from your phone, let's see your Tortured Poet self. (Okay, this isn't a selfie, exactly, but it's me, and it was on my phone.)
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My favorite winter out there today. Snow’s weighted blanket.
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@megpillow
This. Being single makes you a target of a lot of sympathy from coupled friends, but the truth is that it’s not worth changing unless it’s right. And I’m a stubborn ox, so.
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My new jumpsuit has pockets, matches my Converse, and feels like I’m off to the office in my goddamn pajamas.
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Is it weird that, after almost a year of working on the press, I still get a kick out of a formal salutation at first? “Dear Ms. Tiffany M Storrs” love that. Especially when I will inevitably respond with “Hey buddy, this slaps.”
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I just ate Pizza Hut for the first time in years and not only was it nostalgically delicious, it made me think - someone should start a Book It program for adults.
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Your early afternoon reminder to leave cookies and milk out for Moonie Claus tonight or you will have this face peering sadly at you for the next year.
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Need a Valentine? Praying for one with Bob Dylan hair? Like to be stared at a bunch? Step right up to Moon’s Kissing Booth for a festive smooch.
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So knock me down
tear me up
but I would bear it all broken just to fill my cup
down by the water
down by the old main drag
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I made muffins this morning that taste like heaven and that is the highlight of my week.
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Sun’s out, guns out, am I right?
(Just kidding, it is not that warm and I have all of the upper body strength of pea soup)
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Casual Friday was cancelled and replaced by Client Meeting Busy Bee Monday
#2
. This shows you how thrilled I am.
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sat on a park bench, kissed the girl with the black hair
& my head shouted down to my heart
‘you better look out below!’
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I hate it when I have a story idea but the execution isn’t fully formed. Just rattling around in there, tormenting me. Feels like I held in a sneeze.
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I am a grown woman. I hold down my own fort. I take care of shit. I put on pants sometimes.
I also just sucked an ice cube from my cold brew down my throat and then panic-projectiled it like I shot it out of a cannon.
Balance.
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Casual Friday, friends. Never forget this all-important truth.
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Began the day in my home in New York. Ending it tipsy and hiccuping in a hotel in California. Wild stuff.
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Found this little baby hanging out in my bedroom. Scooped him and took him outside where he sat with me for a while and then hopped away.
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We now return you to your regularly scheduled apocalypse yellow.
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A short list of things that have scared my puppy outside today and deterred her from pooping:
* a school bus
* a bicycle
* the wind
* a leaf
* her own fart
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Today’s look: work party silliness. Santa dress is back and badder than ever.
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Hi! I wrote a poem, and if it were up to me, you’d read it.
An enormous thank you to
@Fijo_Frenchie
& the
@punk_magazine
squad for taking a chance on my accidental poetry. 💙
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So, I heard what I think was a raven call very clearly through my furnace pipe this morning while brushing my teeth, and I said “The caw is coming from inside the house?” and then I laughed and I am ready for my own TV show now if any producers are out there.
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Today’s look: business on top, pleather on the bottom.
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How I dress
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“Still punk as fuck,” she whispers to herself while researching arch support insoles.
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Welp.
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Today’s look: did you or did you not wear your 1980’s eatin’ pants today?
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