If parading in a public building is sedition and insurrection, what do we call opening fire on federal troops? Fort Sumter?

The cell phone is one of the greatest inventions in history. The smart phone improved on that, and it's one of the best tools for imparting information ever devised. The US has thousands of EdDs. Their best plan, so far, for harnessing this magic teaching tool is to...ban it.

Been about a week since Amtrak started service from New Orleans...already a crash that killed two people. Yay, trains.

For a year, I was told what an amazing, accomplished, dynamic person Kamala is. What's she up to right now? Curing cancer? Inventing new tech? Writing a world history tome? Gotta be something triumphant. Right?

So....Train Twitter unusually quiet today.

You know what I don't hear much about, anymore? Monkeypox. How's that going? Did we cure that?

The sad truth about condiment packaging: I will never eat sufficient amounts of seafood at home to ensure that a significant portion of the tartar and cocktail sauce containers won't go bad before I use the entirety of the contents.

My girlfriend is convinced that the Genesis song goes, "She's just a half-pint video dachshund..." And, honestly, I have zero inclination to dissuade her.

As a libertarian, I find it very interesting to see exactly who is commenting on Palantir right now, and screaming about government overreach.

I find it interesting that it is somehow a moral imperative that we give foreign aid to other nations...but if we accept foreign aid for government business, that is somehow reprehensible.

Lemme see if I understand this: we've got a Prez who can bring his own plane into service, instead of one the taxpayers have to pay for...and this is, somehow, *bad*? Like...if he drove his own car, would people get pissed?

Of all the "junk fees" President Puddinhead babbled about, the one never mentioned, the one I care about, is the surcharge for every phone line that doesn't appear until you are about to pay. I think we can all agree by now that schools/hospitals can buy their own phones.

In the last election, we missed an excellent opportunity: Kammie goes on the Rogan show, he lights up a giant spliff in the studio and offers her a puff, and she tries to arrest him because she forgot VPs don't have arrest authority and she's not a cop anymore. Hilarity ensues.

Are there still American citizens being held hostage by terrorists in Gaza? I honestly don't know at this point.

Whenever I see the train-loving commies on this platform extol the wonder that is 18th-century rail travel, I think to myself, "Well, in my automobile, I never have to contend with someone raping a corpse." https://t.co/w1N63iytvT

Idiot American Marxists: "We have to tear down the system!" Stock market: <dips slightly> IAMs: "Not THAT system!!!"

Every time --EVERY TIME-- you make a stock purchase, you will be told by the broker/agency that this is purely a gamble, and that you can not expect *any* return. This is mandated by law. Says something about the "value" of stocks.

The folks against both the tariffs and getting rid of illegal aliens have a bizarre underlying ethos: "Only Americans should have a specified minimum income; non-Americans can go screw, and I want the cheap prices that come from exploiting those non-Americans."

Everyone talking about Kilmer movies and not including "The Salton Sea" is missing out.

The Social Security program is not really a Ponzi scheme. It's more like a Tontine, where only the survivors get the benefits. Or a Death Lotto. We're all betting that someone else will die in order to get back our money (and maybe a little more). A bet with crappy returns.