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14-year-old me just collapsed into a singularity
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Is that why, after he left, it lasted for 4 more years and I won an Emmy for Best Actor in a Comedy?
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I hate to break it to you,
@elonmusk
But a company choosing not to advertise on your platform is actually a perfect example of…
Wait for it…
Free speech.
Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America?
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Sorry Republicans,
If you actually wanted “unity and healing” you wouldn’t have confirmed Amy Coney Barrett.
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I’ve decided my next role is going to be “Pete Davidson in the year 2050”
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Wearing body armor to protect themselves from… drag queens?
These are the people who showed up outside of a drag show in Columbus, Ohio and caused it to be canceled. This is terrorism. Where is the DoJ? This is a clear violation of civil rights by neo-nazi orgs.
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In one term Trump has taken the GOP from having the presidency, the house, and the Senate to losing all three.
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So let me get this straight:
If, in the future, a democratic president incites a mob of armed rioters to attack the Capitol and overturn an election he lost, the Republicans are gonna be totally cool with it?
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This is against. The. Fucking. Law.
Trump begins his first post-coronavirus diagnosis speech by telling his adoring fans at the White House, "we gotta vote these people into oblivion. Into oblivion. Gotta get rid of 'em. So bad for our country."
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So the guy who had sex with an adult film actress while his wife was taking care of their newborn thinks the lady who cursed once “dishonored her family.”
President Trump on Rep. Rashida Tlaib's call to 'impeach that motherf*****': "I thought her comments were disgraceful...I think she dishonored herself, and I think she dishonored her family."
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Hey
Anybody else remember that a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker who was close friends with Donald Trump and had incriminating files stored on CD’s, mysteriously killed himself while in DOJ custody a few weeks ago?
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On Friday night, as the rain was pouring down here Vancouver, I I was walking along the sea wall headed to meet a few folks from the cast.
I pulled my hand out of my pocket and heard a “ping!” To my left. I walked a couple more steps and realized
My wedding ring was gone...
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Rep.
@mattgaetz
invited a white supremacist to the State of the Union, attempted to intimidate a federal witness, and endorsed a sociopathic bigot who applauded the deaths of migrants for congress.
I just donated to his opponent
@PhilEhr
.
@MattGaetz
, the self-proclaimed
#1
ally of Trump, who represents one of the largest military populations in the nation, has done nothing but continue to blindly follow the lies.
#WeRespectVets
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So, nine months into his administration, Trump has already had his Benghazi, his Watergate and his Katrina.
I’m terrified of his 9/11.
Senator McCain says Trump administration not being up front about Niger attack
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Well, the good thing about this is she doesn’t have to feel bad about it anymore, because while I’m sure she was totally justified making that assumption based on my my skill level (and the stunned look on my face at the time), I had actually lost my virginity in high school.
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Everyone involved in this should be ashamed of it for the rest of their lives.
Navy SEAL Museum in Fort Pierce used “Colin Kaepernick stand-in" for K-9 demonstration at fundraiser last year
#BecauseFlorida
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Sorry, but months into a pandemic is too late to care about a change in “tone”
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Okay, now I’m playing him in the movie.
Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.
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So let me get this straight,
@elonmusk
The Republican president, accompanied by far right militias attempt an actual coup, but it’s the Democrats who’ve been “hijacked by extremists”?
@waitbutwhy
I strongly supported Obama for President, but today’s Democratic Party has been hijacked by extremists
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I’m absolutely ashamed of stuff I did in high school,
but if I grew up, became a mature human being, and lied about that stuff to the Senate, I’d still deserve to be removed from the Supreme Court.
Re
#BrettKavanaugh
How many men & women-deep in middle age-are embarrassed by shit they did in high school &college? After decades as responsible adults:How much time must pass before distant-hazily or inaccurately recalled events-should still have power to disqualify or destroy?
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Donald Trump is a defeated, impeached, one term president who is leaving the U.S. economy in tatters, our alliances frayed, our adversaries stronger, and our people enduring the largest mass casualty event in 100 years.
His failure is total.
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Just saw Top Gun: Maverick
Think it’s time to reunite with Sheen for Hot Shots: Part Tres
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Wow,
@realDonaldTrump
Isn’t this crazy?
Barack Obama is getting a standing ovation at a public event full of average joes.
Not some rally full of self-selected zombified cultists.
But a random gathering of people who didn’t even know he was gonna be there.
Wow.
Barack Obama gets a standing ovation at Game 2 of the NBA Finals in Toronto.
Via blogTO
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YOU GUYS!!!
I got blocked by
@JerryFalwellJr
!
He’s my first block!
I’d like to thank my agents and managers and all the folks who’ve stood behind me during my career, and of course, my beautiful wife.
Go to bed, kids! Daddy did it!
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Good morning!
Records show the President committed tax fraud.
Sworn testimony shows he committed obstruction of justice.
Recordings show he broke federal election law.
And 19 women claim he sexually assaulted them or worse.
Have a great day!
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She was a beautiful human
Berta’s gruff exterior was an invention of the writers. Chatty’s warmth and vulnerability were her real strengths.
I’m crying for the woman I’ll miss, and the joy she brought so many.
Conchata Ferrell Dies: Former ‘Two and a Half Men’ Co-Star Was 77
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If he hadn’t run for office, HE WOULDN’T HAVE COMMITTED THE CRIME, you jackass
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IF THEIR HOME COUNTRIES WERE SAFE, THEY WOULDN’T NEED ASYLUM, YOU JACKASS!
Laura Ingraham: "If you want to apply for asylum, that's fine. But you should do so in the safety of your home country."
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YOU BETRAYED YOUR COUNTRY AND GOT CAUGHT!
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Hey,
@realDonaldTrump
Your dad was arrested at an actual KKK rally.
Trump calls Northam's yearbook photo depicting men in blackface, KKK robes "unforgivable"
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Having been through the Charlie Sheen madness I’ve seen this before.
We’re a couple of weeks away from 3am webcam rants.
I was NOT going to fire Bob Mueller, and did not fire Bob Mueller. In fact, he was allowed to finish his Report with unprecedented help from the Trump Administration. Actually, lawyer Don McGahn had a much better chance of being fired than Mueller. Never a big fan!
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This should be every damn Democrat every damn day.
Hey guys,
Please Watch
@NedStaebler
— a Wayne County Board Member of Canvassers stuff in a locker
@HartmannDude
and
@monicaspalmer
— the two members that refused to certify the ballots for the county...
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I’m speechless.
This is a Republican state Senator from Nebraska.
Thank you
@SenMcCollister
The Republican Party is enabling white supremacy in our country. As a lifelong Republican, it pains me to say this, but it’s the truth.
I of course am not suggesting that all Republicans are white supremacists nor am I saying that the average Republican is even racist.
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Hey, does anybody else remember how we found out a few weeks ago that the Trump administration didn’t bother with a national testing plan for COVID-19 because it was a “blue state problem”?
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Fascinating to see that when the Tulsa Massacre enters the popular conversation, Republicans absolutely lose their shit and attempt to literally outlaw teaching about racism.
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I’m telling you, if Biden just unilaterally got rid of daylight saving time, he and the democrats would coast to victory. Coast!
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I’m going to keep saying this over and over.
Tonight is just the beginning.
One election was never going to do it.
Let’s celebrate our wins, understand our losses
and keep fighting.
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Hi Trump voters,
The Trump campaign hired two companies to investigate voter fraud.
Both said the election was not stolen.
Trump knew, but he lied to you about it over and over again.
But you’ll still vote for him.
Because you are in a cult.
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Hey, anybody else remember when Michael Cohen testified before Congress and provided proof that Donald Trump committed tax, bank, and insurance fraud on live national television...
and nobody did anything about it?
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Holds up.
35 years ago today, “Pretty In Pink” was released in theaters featuring one of the best soundtracks of the ‘80s including songs by The Psychedelic Furs, New Order, The Smiths, OMD, Echo & the Bunnymen, INXS, Suzanne Vega with Joe Jackson, Belouis Some and more.
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Alvin Bragg’s case was considered the weakest of Trump’s 4 criminal indictments.
Just sayin’
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It’s infuriating to me that we’ve normalized the idea that Trump will not testify in his trials.
Bill Clinton testified.
Hillary testified for 11 hours.
Just because we already know he’s a lying dickbag doesn’t mean he should get a pass. We should expect it.
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Again,
NOBODY FORCED TRUMP TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
if he didn’t want to have his businesses subject to a higher level of transparency, he shouldn’t have sought the job.
And
@realDonaldTrump
,
You can resign any time.
NEWS: The president, his kids and the Trump Org sue Deustsche Bank and Capital One to prevent them from responding to congressional subpoenas, according to papers filed today.
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Same.
This is an absolute shitshow clusterfuck and I say that as someone who worked on a sitcom with Charlie Sheen
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He says that
@TheRingFinders
are all over and they really love doing this for a living because it just makes people so happy.
And he’s not wrong.
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And no, I’m not actually saying Elon was wrong for suspending the account. What Ye was posting was unconscionable.
I was suggesting that Elon’s particular utopian vision of free speech was unworkable for Twitter.
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Am hearing Pete Davidson is at SNL and accounted for.
We are thinking of you, Pete.
You are loved.
(And just a heads up, when you finally turn on your cell, it’s gonna go apeshit for a little while)
I just tried to text and call him, his phone is not on or out of cell coverage.
Does anybody know his location? NY or LA?
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The brilliant and hilarious Carl Reiner hosted the Director’s Guild awards for decades before his health forced him to take the night off.
They asked me to sub in for him. Here’s the letter he sent me:
#RIPCarlReiner
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Anybody else feel like Trump is picking fights with governors so he can blame them later if the death toll explodes?
"He's supposed to be buying his own ventilators" -- Trump is now attacking Andrew Cuomo for saying the federal government should do more to provide New York with needed medical gear
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“Upholding western civilization” was the phrase most often used by white supremacists to defend their actions during the civil rights era.
There is exactly zero chance that Stephen Miller is unaware of that.
Stephen Miller claims the difference between Trump's criticism of the US and "the squad"'s is that Trump is uphold "the principles of Western civilization"
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Ummm... pretty sure I’m not paying my daughter a $700K consulting fee and taking it off my taxes.
Mollie Hemingway on Fox on Trump's taxes: "All of these things he's doing are things that probably all of us do, that most people do when they're filing their taxes"
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Are you f***ing kidding me?
EXCLUSIVE: At a White House Halloween party, children were encouraged to help “Build the Wall” with their own personalized bricks by
@janawinter
,
@hunterw
&
@CEDickson
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Me at the beginning of the decade vs. me at the end of the decade.
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How is this not one of the greatest scandals in The history of the United States?
New documents show Trump Admin silenced CDC at start of pandemic, tried to alter expert scientific reports, and then tried to delete evidence they were doing so.
We were the most prepared nation in the world but now more than 750,000 Americans have died.
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“Wait, if I get vaccinated, I might STILL have to wear a mask? F*** that!”
Folks, IT’S NOT A NEGOTIATION
Covid is an infectious disease.
It doesn’t give a shit about a deal you think you’re making with some imaginary virus referee.
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This is the kind of shit that would be a career-ending six month scandal in any other administration.
In this one it's small potatoes.
NEW: Secretary Steven Mnuchin requested use of a government jet to take him and his wife on their honeymoon
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They’re at if you ever find yourself in need.
Thanks so much, Chris!
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When I tweeted that Trump pardoning Stone would be an impeachable offense, a bunch of folks chimed in with wiseass “oh so now the guy from 2 1/2 Men is a constitutional scholar” takes.
Hey, f*** all y’all
James Madison on the pardon power, 1788:
“If the President be connected, in any suspicious manner, with any person, and there be grounds to believe he will shelter him, the House of Representatives can impeach him; they can remove him if found guilty.”
(h/t: Stephen Holmes)
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The best way to get revenge on Joe Manchin is to get enough Dems in the senate that his vote is meaningless.
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By the way, folks,
this is a fucking memo.
It hasn’t been tested in the courts. It’s not law. It’s just guidance. And right now, it’s keeping a man who is likely a felon in the office of President.
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The guy who could have called those witnesses is Todd Blanche.
THE GUY STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.
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W T and I cannot stress this enough F
They blasted “Live and Let Die” while Trump walked around a Honeywell plant today in Arizona without a mask. It’s hard to believe this clip is real.
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It amazes me that every day there isn’t a headline:
“AMERICAN PUBLIC RISES UP AGAINST HISTORICALLY UNPOPULAR PRESIDENT”
Chicago’s crowd size today was approximately 6 Trump inaugurations.
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This may seem like a minor scandal, but it is huge.
This is Trump ordering a government agency to cover for his false statement. It’s an abuse of his power and corrupts a vital govt function.
Sorry to sound like a broken record, but this is an impeachable offense.
BREAKING: President Trump pushed staff to correct NOAA tweet that contradicted his inaccurate Alabama hurricane claim
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North Korea won’t denuclearize and here’s why:
Because being a rogue nuclear power just got them invited to the White House.
Trump shakes hands with totalitarian dictator Kim Jong Un and then says, "I would invite him right now to the White House. Absolutely."
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Yes Eric, just because we didn’t waste a bunch of gas driving pickup trucks festooned with flags and honking our horns like gibbering morons through your neighborhood doesn’t mean we don’t vote in massive numbers.
Does anyone believe that Biden got 15 million more votes than Obama in 2012? This from a candidate who would go days/weeks while hardly campaigning.
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So all the Trumpers who were furious that Obama allowed Iran to get $50 billion of its own money back will be fine when Trump lends them $15 billion of our money just to get them to agree to the same terms Obama already got.
Cool.
EXCLUSIVE: Trump is flirting with a plan to lend Iran $15 billion
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The problem with calling Trump a
#PussyAssBitch
is that it insults pussies, asses and bitches.
#PABOTUS
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Hi Trump supporters,
So Trump University was a fraud.
The Trump Foundation was a fraud.
The Trump Organization was found liable for fraud.
Trump’s CFO Allen Weisselberg was convicted of fraud.
And now the accountants for Trump’s Truth Social are accused of fraud.
Are…
NEW: Truth Social’s accounting firm has just been shut down and fined $14M by the SEC for “massive fraud”.
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We’ll see about that.
Your district is heavily republican, but you’re dumb enough to amplify a tweet with a donation link to your opponent.
So it’s gonna be a horse race.
What’s an Emmy?
An award Hollywood gives itself?
I win elections.
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Who’s paying for this and why do they get to use federal property in their election ad?
At the end of Pres Trump's 1 hr 10 min speech, fireworks were set off at the Washington Monument..
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On Trump’s last day I just want to say to the folks who follow me...
Thank you
I have so much gratitude for your incredible generosity of spirit, of time, and of resources
you guys have kept me sane
there’s still much work to do, but today I’m smiling.
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Can confirm.
Alex Jones says that everyone who is offered a television show or a record deal is first required to "reject Jesus Christ and pledge yourself to Lucifer."
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So, the Republicans who erroneously screamed that impeachment was “overturning an election” are now trying to ACTUALLY OVERTURN AN ELECTION.
⚖️JUST IN: New amicus brief from 106 Republican House members in support of Texas' bid to overturn President-elect Joe Biden's win in the Supreme Court. Here they are👇
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He went down swinging.
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It will be astonishing if other countries ever share intelligence with us again.
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Even WHEN IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE EASIER AND MORE CONVENIENT TO BE ETHICAL,
they choose to be corrupt.
Rather than spend the night in Dublin, Pence will stay at a Trump owned resort on the other side of Ireland and commute for the day on Air Force Two
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Dear Trump Supporters,
That money he told he desperately needed to help him get re-elected
went right in his pocket.
New
@FEC
filing: Trump Victory paid ~$400,000 to Trump Hotel in Q2 alone—steering over $3 MILLION in donations from presidential campaign donors to Trump family, properties & businesses with his 2020 re-election campaign & Trump MAGA joint fundraising cmte—$17.4M+ counting 2016
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I remember thinking
“What.
The.
F***.
Is.
This?!”
The B-52's on SNL, January 26, 1980. Incredible.
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From now on, every time she opens her mouth someone should yell “Shut Up!”
Virginia Foxx, who yelled “shut up!” at the reporter who tried to ask the Speaker nominee about his attempt to overturn the 2020 election, is Chair of the Education Committee.
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And FWIW, this wasn’t meant as a slam on Charlie.
He was undeniably the star of the show. And a fantastic actor. Despite his issues, we had many more highs than lows.
But you can’t say he “carried” a show that lasted four years without him.
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We love you, Carol Burnett!
You know what's really great? We told Betty White that we loved her while she was still alive.
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Oh fuck you.
The more they tease Trump, the more he is able to portray himself as a hero whose own verbal assaults are a necessary response to those determined to turn Trumpism and its followers into a joke. (via
@latimesopinion
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