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@mouseter_chef
Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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This is an anon account with 3 followers so writing a 🧵 will surely be a waste of time! I’m a consultant with an interest in health policy but anyone trying to claim they know what’s going on with NHS work force planning is lying. So read on if you want one person’s opinion…
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Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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Chilli con carne 🔥 🌶️
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Quick afternoon Marmite vs Bovril taste test? Mind if I do….. 🐭
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Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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Chicken soup 🐔
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Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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I love this post because I have no idea if it’s parody Literally zero Blake’s either the life and soul of the party or the guy telling everyone about his last massive forex trade 🤷‍♂️
@bscholl
Blake Scholl 🛫
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My eastbound red eye protocol (most flights US->Europe): - eat before I leave home/office - blue light blocking glasses the moment I enter airport (I look like a dork but DGAF) - buy two of the largest water bottles available, there is never enough hydration on board - vitamin c
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@mouseter_chef
Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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Scotch 🥚,anchovy stuffed 🫒, padron 🫑 with aioli Sous vide sea bass on spinach with a champagne sauce Feather blade ragu Cheesecake with a mango coulis Enjoyed with one of London’s preeminent andrologists @Pippa_Sangster (that’s 🍆 expert for those that follow for food 😃)
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It’s about to begin
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Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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Cooking for some VIPs this weekend 🐭 wife test driving two starters Which one do I go for? Tuna sashimi on an avocado bed with quick pickled cucumber and beetroot Or Sous vide sea bass in a fennel, apple and lemon sauce with pan fried 🦐? ????
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Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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When you find something suspicious in your salmon & your wife helpfully gets her dermatoscope out 🪱 🤢
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Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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Steak sandwich with homemade garlic mayonnaise & vintage Cheshire gold 🧀 And a little 🐭 stealing my fillet
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Ratatouille with couscous 🐭
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Grilled pork chop with spinach, red cabbage & fondant potatoes with a honey mustard sauce
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@Shr_Nottingham
Luke Mordecai
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A while ago @RobLaurensonD4P told me “the biggest problem at the Royal Colleges is apathy” He’s 💯right & officials haven’t always acted in the best interests of their members b/c they knew no-one was watching We are now & I can’t speak highly enough of @ramey999 to represent
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Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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Mussels in a white wine & garlic sauce with sourdough On another note, this guy who stamps around upstairs asked whether I wanted to start giving anaesthetics because apparently there’s no safety data saying 🐭 shouldn’t Obvs it’s no because I respect staying in my lane 🤷‍♂️
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Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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This can only mean one thing!! 🐭
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@ExplosiveEnema2
ExplosiveEnema
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Drs & other healthcare workers rushed towards danger during the pandemic… while Wes sat wrapped up safe at home Now he wants to pretend he gave them a massive pay rise. Just look at the graph @wesstreeting has gone from clapping to slapping Resident Drs Drs died, Wes has lied
@wesstreeting
Wes Streeting
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Felt quite emotional seeing so many neighbours out clapping for all those who care for us. Keep them in your thoughts and prayers in the coming weeks and say thank you in person when you get the chance. ❤️ #clapforourcarers
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Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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Beef cheek & feather blade ragu
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Peruvian duck chilli 🇵🇪 🦆 🌶️
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Escoffier’s love child 🦀 (🗑️ 🔥)
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Pan fried 🦐, courgette & samphire Monday! 🤷‍♂️
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