Motasim Bajwa
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Witnessing the absolute waste of donor money by a department of Government of Punjab.
First the caretakers made a very bad law which was beyond their scope. Now the reversal is not only laughable but discriminatory as hell.
In the same exercise, I had a face off with WB
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I left Karachi over a decade ago. Sometimes on week ends I would sit for an hour with my sabziwala friend. These guys are good face readers and know a lot about economy without any access to data. One day when he was done dealing with a lady customer he asks me +
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PM should have watched House of Cards instead of Ertugrul. Still, it is not too late.
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The most "Badtameez" and Wahayat PM of Pakistan ever.
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"And you didn't even notice I gave her cheaper rates as compared to you. Aap jaison ki thori si khaal utar ke in logon ko thora susta de deta hoon."
So all those who are highlighting the shelves at supermarkets just shut the fuck up.
#minimumwage
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Jee. Yahan sirf paisa doobta hai.
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The real good news.
Pakistan reports no polio case in six months
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Omicron pls leave us alone, we are already dealing with Immicron.
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There's a samosay wala. I'm his regular customer. He is refusing every customer. "Today I'm only distributing, not selling. Hands over samonsay to those who want it for free."
And he is simply a hawker. What a great person.
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much money she can spend, what would be the quantity of "salan" and would it be sufficient for her family." Those days were of higher GDP, stable currency. Can't even imagine how that lady would be making her meals. That sabziwala friend also said +
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When visibility drops on motorway, they close the motorway immediately. Do they issue "advisory"?
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Who is behind Dippit sauces? Their hot sauce and Peri Peri are closest in taste to Tabasco and Nando at 1/2 the price.
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"Sir jee, can you guess why she took so long to order, and asked the rates of almost all the vegetables. If your answer is right your whole vegetables for next week are free." I admit defeat. He says " She would ask the rate of a vegetable and then calculate in her mind how...+
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There's a joke going around in Lahore.
Winter asked a Lahori the route for Nathia Gali.
Now the winter is stuck in Lahore.
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People will realise soon that what is happening with HBL is an earth shaking event. It will have serious and broader impact.
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@piersmorgan
“But there is no need for independent investigation”
Two parties in a conflict.
One party’s word is considered as the final word.
The other party doesn’t count.
What sort of journalism is this?
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Today is the day. Smart phone "assembling" is producing more units than automobiles.
Well done Hammad Azhar ;) ;)
"In a few years, smartphone manufacturing industry will be bigger than automobile in Pakistan"
@Hammad_Azhar
making a prediction on the
#Airlink
smartphone manufacturing facilty launch- starting to produce 6 million units a year - the capacity to double in a year
#makeinpakistan
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Avoid certain sites
another hacking attempt on my email accounts as someone is attempting to change my email passwords again.
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The exploitation of depositors in the name of religion must end.
In 2024, Meezan Bank might become the first ever private company of 🇵🇰🇵🇰 to earn Rs100Bn in a single year.
Remarkable story, likely to achieve this unprecedented milestone just 22 years after incorporation.
Amazing wealth creation for shareholders 👏🏻👏🏻
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Reduce tax on salaried persons first. I am being very selfish here like every one else. Salaried class would curse Dar if he reduces taxes on beverages but doesn't reduce tax on salaried class.
Coca Cola delegation in action again‼️
I think this is the third time in 2-3 weeks, beverage industry has met Ishaq Dar to reverse the tax on sugary drinks.
Industry is struggling, distributors cannot even meet 70% of their targets. Inflation is real, purchasing power 〽️〽️
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"Hussain Nadim is to Security and Policy what Muzzamil Aslam is to Economy and Finance."
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Just a reminder, never lose your friends over petty politicians.
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Well, it is that time of year once again.
This
#EidulAzha
I'm not making a goat sacrifice. Instead I've installed a water cooler outside of my house in
#Faisalabad
for the same price.
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A foreign home appliance manufacturing company is planning to open their R & D Centre in Pakistan. Their 2nd biggest in the world.
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All this talk about technology and yet one can not import a 3-D printer without the permission of Ministry of Interior and Defence. On the other hand India is assembling 3-D printers. A local group wanted to invest, now they will be investing abroad.
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Reduce tax on Salary.
#LaanatOnMoF
#LaanatOnIMF
for agreeing to this.
Bridge the shortfall by taxing the undocumented income and do check the assets of Govt Servants.
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Someone did a fine job and compiled all the "Models" of our supreme leader. The man changes the Midel every six months.
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Hussain Dawood at PSX.
Unfortunately, the private sector hardly speaks the truth.
It has also failed in setting good examples.
Majority of the owners fail to realise near full potential. Management practices are as bad or worse than corporate governance.
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Miftah is between a rock and a hard place
"Dekha, Foreign Consoiracy thi"
If he gets the IMF deal back on track.
If he is unable to manage it "Farigh Aadmi hai"
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Ahum! 😉
FBR Ordered to Restart Investigation on MG Car Import Scandal
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An unsolicited but friendly advice.
Divide your social media time between politics and other interests.
Engage in friendly discussions, avoid arguments. Hate and anger eats you from the inside.
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Anyone and everyone who has invested in stocks, dollars, gold or saving accounts but doesn't have a net metered solar, is making a huge mistake.
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Tax on baby formula, tax on solar panels were levied under your tenure.
Can you pls sit down and stop the lecture on regressive taxation.
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LMAO. First person to use cropped image of his visiting card as background pic. 😅
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Indus Motor deal isn't historic at all. It ain't even news worthy.
Rastgar Engineering exports export wheel hubs of heavy trucks to 70 countries in the world.
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There's a crowd who used to publish Bangladesh monthly data only to humiliate Pakistan. Now that Bangladesh performed poorly in April, they are silent. A lot of stress and anxiety of the common folks is because of these characters. Where can I file a complain against them?
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So these guys have served the nation more than frontline health workers?
Pakistani doctors shocked as govt ignored COVID-19 heroes for civil awards
Wrong priorities do not bring right results
National award system is not transparent so open to nepotism and abuse
Real heros do their deeds because they want to do right things
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Laugh at my expense۔
Remember the video of ring road, dust that I shared?
Yesterday, I had to stop there due to traffic. Dust cleaning operation was in progress. I opened the window and asked the guy
خیر ھے اپنی صفائی کوئی وزیر آریا اے؟
"نئیں جی کل کسے پین***نے شکایت لائی اے"🤮
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@mohammed_hijab
"Why did you introduce me as controversial?
"I, AA I wanted to say Pro Palestinian"
"You could have introduced me as Oxford graduate"
"Oo xx ff oo rd graduate"
"Thank you" 😂😂😂
Great job, stay blessed
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What a waste of prime Real Estate 😂
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Is humanity dead? Our kids have to wait for half an hour in the sun before they enter the exam hall. Many are fasting.
@CambridgeInt
and
@pkBritish
are not only racist but also cruel. Arrange shades for our kids.
#boycottcambridge
#cambridgeisracist
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I have taken the biggest ever panga of my life with some evil bastards. Wish me luck.
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I can guarantee, this is one of the best moments of live TV. 😂😂😂😂😂
Ofcourse Piers Morgan was stuttering 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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We were being told Pakistan would be next Sri Lanka. Where are those panic merchants?
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SBP old Boys association reunion.
Chose an apt place for the meet up. "Tatte Bakery"
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Will try to keep this as simple as possible. Panadol Syrup is for children. Imagine, the pain and misery.
Each bottle has 120 ml, 160mg per ml. That gives us 3,840 mg per bottle i.e 3.84 grams of active ingredient. Cost per bottle (API) Rs 7.87, selling price Rs 105. You decide!
Should I break the bigger scandal i.e Panadol Syrup? GSKCH also declared a force majeure on children syrup (suspension). This is cruelty. Will get back later about its cost and selling price.
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Gree is also in the process of local manufacturing of AC components.
We've got at least three now
Haier, Dawlance, (DWP) Gree.
Quite unique in today's environment that Companies are taking such major steps without asking for any incentives.
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Daughters: A very dear cousin is hospitalised, on vent. I was sitting outside with my niece and she says "Mamoon, pls quit smoking". 😥😥😥😥😥
Request for prayers.
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There was this boy Shahan. We we were following each other. Last night there was a post from his account that he has passed away from brain hemorrhage. He was only 23. Please say a prayer for him and his family. Can't find his account now.
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It is not rain, the sky is crying over Parvez Elahi’s defeat.
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This tweet about baby formula got me thinking. Do we have any idea how many infants and babies would suffer life long due to crazy price hike of these products.
Please have some mercy on children. Rather have some shame. Don’t ruin the health of future generation.
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UK finance minister fired in less than 40 days of assuming the office. Hammad Azhar was fired in 17 days.
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The Boss thread!
Consider yourself lucky if you get one good boss during your employment. You are the luckiest if your first ever boss is talented, gentle and kind person.
Always be kind to your juniors mentor them nurture them. Next I will tell you about my first ever boss
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It happened again. Shabbar zaidi debating with shabbar zaidi.
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Car drivers, pls slow down when there is a water puddle on the road. Splashing mud on pedestrians, bikers is disgusting behaviour.
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Top default mongers! Pls feel free to add:
Ali Khizar
Uzair Younus
AJ Pirzada
Shahbaz Rana
Javed Hassan
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My Khala passed away late last night after long fight with covid.
إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ
I'm too far from home, remembering her love for me, my sisters and my children.
Pls pray for her.
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The dark, dark side of Velo and similar nicotine products. They are available in different nictoine content. Lowest nictoine content is 6mg. THAT IS EQUAL TO MY 10 CIGARETTES. This seems to be some ugly scheme to get people strongly addicted to nicotine.
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I was having a conversation with a friend about inflation. A family of four with 100k income per month. If they have an egg each in break fast, monthly cost is Rs 2,600 of eggs alone.
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And our Ministers and Schools would never admit.
“The whole point of cancelling public exams this summer was because the pandemic has affected the learning of students to varying extents," Mr Barton said
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Seriously, we as a nation should be thankful to China. They were the first ones to send us Covid vaccine.
One of the reasons that I hate uzair so much is that he keeps on spitting anti China venom. A 🪱
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Meezan Bank profits are based on exploitation of depositors.
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Look who is talking.
عربوں نے اربوں جمع کرا دیے ہیں۔
تمام پاکستانیوں کو مبارک ہو۔ ملک کو سال بھر کا کھانے پینے کا خرچہ مل گیا۔
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A very professional response. Detailed yet plain and simple. This is how communication to customers should be, "communicate the facts". That is real " Professionalism".
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What a great news. The first of its kind.
Wow!
Salaried Employees Start Countrywide Protests Against Heavy Taxation in Budget 2023
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If you had bought a bhains in 2000 for 10,000 rupees. Today you would have 500 bhainsain worth 300 k each.
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Foreign Investment, Exports, Economic Progress. Who would you listen to? Shabbbar Zaidi, the likes of him or Tim Cook?
Get your priorities right.
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"Biggest establishment of Pakistan is our old businesses and industrialists who don't let newer and efficient industries make a foot hold."
Quote by a friend and mentor.
The Captive Seths of Karachi have started a media campaign against
@DrMusadikMalik
and M.D Ssgc because he wanted to produce cheaper electricity for the common man from gas diverted from captive instead of using expensive Rlng.
We need to treat our Heros with Respect.
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So we bought the latest mobile for half a million, a new car worth 7 million, laptop for another half a million. Did any of the sellers got back to you to get your feedback? And you've been a loyal costumer for decade. Most probably not!
Let's explore!
1/n
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Some good news for exporters. Freight cost to Europe drops by 15-25%
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Every time, literally every time; the rupee gains strength in open market, characters like Uzair, Ali Khizar and others start their propaganda.
Why?
My colleague and friend
@AqdasAfzal
believes that I shouldn’t be telling people to convert their PKR into dollar-denominated assets.
The reason being that it spreads panic and further fuels the crisis.
Here’s my rationale for why telling the truth is important.
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Easier for Shafqat to blame kids. Why doesn't he speak about the insensitive and racist language used by
@pkBritish
in their communication? He wants us to sit back and stay quiet while he and his cronies keep tormenting our kids.
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Time to make this account private. I am hating the spotlight.
About investments and investment gurus:
Rule 1: Everyone is selfish. Aap ki phuppy ke puttar nahin jo muft me ameer hona sikhaen ge.
Rule 2: Anyone who gives you advice to invest only in stocks, crypto, forex +
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Critical! Oh for God's sake. Neither is there pulse oxymeter nor ECG.
Just Now: Shahbaz Gill is critical. Admitted in PIMS. Punjab Govt people should be there. If anything happens to SG , rana sanaullah should be blamed. The torture done by state must never be forgiven
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Who is misusing Government resources. This Islamabad number Police vehicle is parked outside a restaurant in Lahore.
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@piersmorgan
How much do you get from monetisation?
People should stop engaging with you and Boycott your youtube channel.
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Friends, I told you Salaried persons are always the easy meat.
PBC and other trade bodies never spoke about salaried persons.
Today PBC is using salaried persons just to get bigger audience.
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