Pope Grumpnatious III
@mostly_grumpy
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It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.
Askwith, England
Joined February 2009
‘Bit disappointed the gift shop was closed, would have liked a wider choice of sandwiches in the cafe’
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went for my first manicure this evening and got some french tips
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With more than 8,500 satellites in orbit, Starlink provides connectivity through harsh weather conditions, network disruptions, and natural disasters. Order online in under 2 minutes.
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I’d be willing to wager more parsnips were prodded today than any other day this year.
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Lots of people using a supermarket car park for the first time today.
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The biggest shock about Walliams for me was that it was adult women.
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The pounding this rage baiting pillock is getting in his mentions is the hardest he will ever be fucked.
@MittenDAmour More fool you. Idiots like you keep doing stuff like that the more people with good intentions are getting fleeced. Sat on their arse all day, get shite all off me. I work for my money, earn it.
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Quincey MD: cause of death appears to be putting a new duvet into a cover with a dog and 2 cats ‘assisting’.
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‘Froster care’. I won’t apologise.
Polar bear mother adopts cub in rarely documented case
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Just been on a big teams meeting where several very grey men described themselves as ‘going rogue’ ‘being on the banter sleigh’ and ‘having a bit of festive fun’ because they had Xmas backgrounds. Also we heard ‘Let’s all be Santa and deliver for our customers’. Fucking shoot me.
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The new wool duvet has arrived, and it is heavy. I will be unavailable for booty calls this evening* as I will be having an early night. *not you, I’d walk over broken glass to bang you.
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So I don’t have my wool duvet yet. First world problems, eh?
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Today 3 separate delivery firms have failed to fulfil their only purpose. One delivered a package to a house other than mine. One said they attempted delivery and the recipient wasn’t in (the cctv tells a different story). And my guaranteed overnight delivery will now be Friday.
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I’ve been for my eye test today and ordered my new glasses. Varifocals again. They tried to upsell me to a £500 lens they said ‘contains AI’. I said, well, it doesn’t does it.
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I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s
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In about 2002 I wanted 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey on my new iPod. I didn't have it on CD to import it onto my iPod, so I found it on Limewire. It took 7 hours to download and when I opened it it was a video of two men shagging.
Tell us: share your memories of your first iPod
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Banned Aid
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Royal Air Forced
UK flights linked to Jeffrey Epstein carried British alleged abuse victims, BBC finds
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Erika Kirk’s terrible attempts at being sincere fascinate me. It’s like watching every HR manager ever.
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I forgot to tell you I went to Costco yesterday in case you were wondering how much I loathe myself.
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