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@moseason_
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People who are confused that people can go long stretches without sex are so fascinating to me lol.
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A tragic plane crash with NO survivors happens the second week of his presidency and he gets on camera and says “you want me to go swimming?” in response to visiting the site and meeting with the families. That devil needs to be taken out back.
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No you freaky bitch!.
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Stole his ENTIRE face. How y’all got the same TEEF!?.
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She took this interview to heart. She started putting on makeup and hasn’t talked to a negro since.
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You bought a $50k home. In the hood. You rehabbed it and are selling it for 3, 4x that amount. In the hood. They couldn’t afford the home $50k so they can magically afford it @ 4x more? How is that helping anybody who lives there?.
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My granny be like “I’m gonna make y’all a snack”. You walk in the kitchen and this lady done made pork chop sandwiches, fresh cut french fries and a pound cake LMFAO.
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Y’all are referring to rape and abuse as “mistakes” so I already know what y’all be on.
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She tried to say Kourtney called North “her lesson” because she “teaches her patience” but nope, *this* is what Kourtney meant. North be treating Kim’s ass like Kim treats everybody else 💀.
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There was a measles outbreak last year. Take a wild guess why none of us got it
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Black people do not like when a car they don’t recognize parks and sits in front of their crib. It’s me. I’m black people. Who are you? How can I help you? Why you in front of my house?.
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Meatball smokes squares on the toilet with a gun on the counter. Idk why that young lady even attempted this 😭.
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My biggest tip for “getting over” somebody/a relationship is to be alone and feel all the feelings. Be mad, sad, enraged, distraught, in shambles, miss them. all of it.
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Look at his face. You know this ain’t a skit.
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Exes who coparent dogs together are so unserious lmfao. Like bro pls take Lassie and get tf on, why are y’all doing this 😂.
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Because me? I love flowers A LOT. I want them delivered to the crib, my job, waiting for me in the passenger seat, for my birthday, because it’s Tuesday morning, in a boat with a goat. I need em 😂.
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It’s April and it looks like December outside. Fry that groundhog and his family UP.
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I may be in the minority on this but I just don’t understand people feeling the need to always have criticism period.
There's a tik tok video about knowing when to time your criticism. He spoke about going to a friend's play and he thought it was so terrible. However at the end of the show he held his comment and just said something like thanks for inviting me because she was so happy.
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As strict as I am, I’m actually so open to compromise. But people do not stick to their end of the bargain so I gotta keep it strict!.
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Hair Ron!.
Love hearing black ppl say “heroin” 😭.
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She mentioned them flowers for a reason. Because she wants them. But she’s rationalizing and convincing herself that she’s ok with fish oil pills. Hindsight will def be 20/20.
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“She new” is absolutely insane.
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I be going to Chilis, Barnes and Nobles, the library, the show, etc. alone. I even been to concerts by myself. Don’t nobody care about you but you 😂.
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As a man, if you are not nice and kind to me. I will never be sweet and soft with you. So look in the mirror, pitbull!.
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I liked 3 of your pics and quoted one of your tweets with a “LMFAOOOOOO”. I shot from half court. Pls be responsive. Thanks.
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This is why I was so lost about some of the reactions to him last night, especially black people. I’m not from LA nor do I have any connections to the area and I even know this.
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“Aight na.” - a greeting.“Aight na!” - a compliment.“Aight na. ” - a warning.
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@treytrey1011 Started putting on lipstick and satin skirts and interviewing Jessica Alba 💀.
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I’ve asked where everybody’s chicken pox scars were. Quite a few of y’all told me you never got the chicken pox because you got something that starts with a v and ends with an accine.
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I absolutely do expect a lot. There’s nothing I won’t do for you if we locked in. I’m incredibly giving and I’m not wrong for wanting reciprocity.
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I think that’s why I’m not engaged and uninterested in dating. If you’re trying to get to know somebody, looking for companionship and eventually settle down. I don’t understand all the weird games, power plays and trying to one up each other.
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I’m very careful w men because they do a real good job at making you feel like they want *you* solely but they really just want a woman around period, they don’t care who it is.
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(Sorry but do not put a portion of my rent to the side for 7 years 😭).
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Pretending like I’m ok with not getting things that I enjoy and want is no longer a part of my ministry. Like you cool bro but I know I’ll resent you for this later so I wish you luck on your journey in love.
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Somebody pointed out that Valentine’s Day is on a Friday next year then that Monday is a federal holiday. Fun for the lovers lol.
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@CatwalkDarling She tried to make it sound sweet. Talking about “she teaches me patience” Naw she be lighting yo ass up 😭.
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It’s ok. I used to accept crumbs and try to rationalize it too. until I saw bitches getting the loaf. I’m like, hell naw I want a loaf too! So I don’t get involved with niggas who not stepping with the whole fucking loaf. Feel how you feel, idc lol.
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“Whew SHIT!”.
How do y’all say “it’s cold” where y’all from?.
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He’s a big fat liar because he wasn’t even fired. nor is he handsome.
Maryland Teacher Under Investigation After Viral TikTok Says He Was “Attacked” For Being “Handsome”
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I don’t want to be so radical that I’m completely void of empathy. Because some of y’all so deep in that you act like the people you’re so against. And that sucks to see.
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Chicago winters are only cute downtown and downtown only. We be struggling everywhere else lol.
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I want black people to ignore Joe Walsh, Mark Dice and Tami Lauren in 2018. They’re race baiters. They tweet like they tweet to get the reactions they get. Ignore. Them.
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Prove it. Give me a loan right now.
In the wake of recent news, we want to reaffirm our commitment to fair lending practices and doing right by our members.
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Idk why people were even on the side of a man who claimed he needed a group of teenaged girls to help him take down a scoop of hair anyway.
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I think that Teyana and Iman stuff is so disappointing. It’s so sad to me how ugly things can get with somebody after things don’t work out.
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I’m really enjoying life lately and I think it’s simply because I focus on myself. I’m not worried about nobody else’s grass and if it’s greener than mine because I stay on my own lawn and water it.
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Imagine being w somebody who’s fucking sharing a dog w their ex. GET AWAY FROM ME LOL.
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You would never walk up to a stranger on the street and say “you’re a hard 23 chile!” So why do it on social media?.
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You guys are very misinformed and uneducated on section 8 and it’s so disappointing (and classist).
section 8 don’t do shit but keep people stagnant idc.
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I was scrolling through the quotes and it’s so fascinating seeing ordinary, everyday men jump in front of bullets that are not aimed at them.
If I tell a guy I’m getting my hair done and he doesn’t ask how much it is, I know we not gonna get too far lol.
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Saying “free Tory” on yo ig story and getting arrested before it even expires is craaaaaazy 😭.
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Haters: “Chicago people think they invented everything”.Chicago: *invents Labor Day*.
Why do we get Labor Day off? You can thank Chicago workers:
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I really cannot deal with people who can’t at least attempt to do things independently. Don’t have a proactive or resourceful bone in their body. Like please. FIGURE IT OUT.
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Before you niggas start getting ideas, he pays both of the mortgages and most of her bills 🙃
My husband and I are happily married because we live in separate homes:.
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Might get booed for this but I do remind people of what I did for them when they get a lil *too* crazy because you not gon make me the villain in your story. Nice try!.
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@TripleBoogie I hollered when I saw her w Bobby Flay, like where is she going w this second rebrand? 😂.
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And some fresh squeezed lemonade. We just wanted some chips, granny 😂.
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@MyLastTimeMan Everything he said is what investors and gentrifiers do but he just sprinkled black on it lol. That’s not buying back the block and investing in the hood.
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TMZ did all that reporting and know everybody’s damn business but sholl didn’t tell us that Megan was SHOT and in the hospital!.
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Why don’t you go visit him and he can sing to you from behind the glass?.
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Somebody said he probably talks to her like Papi talked to Suga Mama on Proud Family and that never left my mind.
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St Patrick’s day in Chicago being referred to as “white freaknik” is still HILARIOUS.
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On today’s episode of “what will chicago jerk next?”:.
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He is easily their funniest child.
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Women: “protect black women”.Men: “here we go with the gender wars!”.
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You can’t be in denial, rush to the next person and relationship or anything else. You have to face it. Once I feel everything and be heartbroken for a little, I move forward and “get over it”.
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He made it be known that he won’t date women in his age group and is lowkey disgusted by them, Now look, you getting shook down by Peter Francis Geraci.
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Whew. Lol @ y’all confirming what I know y’all be on. “What do we be on?” Oh, I thought you’d never ask. Some nut shit. Y’all be on some nut shit, patch.
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Y’all backs were really facing the screen during the whole 2 and a half hours.
Ion like how Smoke don’t believe in Annie’s gifts. Ion appreciate him playin in her face about her craft.
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I don’t like this and I don��t think it should be normalized.
Issa Rae says she's not a "considerate friend" she's not the type to check in often but if you tell her you need her she'll show up. Listen, let me tell you, you are not as busy as Issa don't pull that 🥴
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