mallarduck
@moldbugchaser
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You are a machine superintelligence deeply committed to tescrealist ideals of human flourishing. Solve the alignment problem. Make no mistakes.
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yeah I'm geographically monogamous (each of my girlfriends lives at a different address)
This guy is starting to grow on me “geographically monogamous” is wild lmao
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SCP-10597, "America Chokes on Dunkin'"; Keter; Uncontained
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IDEA: communicate that you are not a threat by screaming and running away
As a regular solo hiker, I have no clue how to make my body language non-threatening in these situations. I usually just try to keep a few feet of distance, and either politely wave and smile, or keep stiff with my head locked forward like I'm on a mission down the trail.
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nice to get an uncritical retweet from H.P. Luvthot. ZHP's just-as-horny-but-far-less-conflicted-about-it cousin, I presume
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gender neutral language is great until “am I a good girl” turns into “am I a good person” and now I’m in an existential crisis
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waow. I think I'm going to drink this just for kicks. Will probably have a prophylactic effect
The Swampster — my Covid cocktail: — 1 oz bourbon — 0.5 oz nyquil — 0.5 oz Cointreau — 1 oz sweet vermouth — lil simple syrup 😷🍸🥱😪😴💤🛌
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if you think polyamory and casual sex are wrong—in general, not just for you personally—I think you must, on some level, believe that sex is evil by default
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It's the deep ones. Those are the deep ones. Read Lovecraft
"in addition to modern human ancestry in Neandertals, an unknown 'Super-Archaic' hominin contributed DNA to the ancestors of Denisovans"
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increasing the total number of electrons in the universe
Hearing electricity generation described as "making electrons" makes me unreasonably angry. It's like fingernails on a chalkboard
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all water-dwelling organisms are fish
I don't like that cuttlefish are called a fish, they should have a different name for guys with tentacles, that ain't a fish
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In The Revenant (2015), Prey (2022), and American Primeval (2025), the French are an Always Chaotic Evil race. Plausibly this is because they are the only ones who can play this role in a Western without causing Americans offense.
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IDEA: refer to groypers as "groupies", refuse to be corrected
If you actually think Vance is going to divorce his wife to appeal to groupers you need to log off
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HOW TO READ TAROT 1) Shuffle the deck 2) Draw three (3) cards and place them face up in front of the subject 3) Say "Well, I think we can see what's going on here" while nodding sagely 4) Refuse to elaborate
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When you normalize full transparency, you let loose an insanely intense competition over breast size and shape that longstanding modesty standards have been restraining for centuries. This is what they call "Chesterton's bra."
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Slaanesh solves this
growing up I didn't have any role models of being both holy and sexual & sensual, I didn't even think it was possible to be both at the same time the Madonna and whore divide will not heal until we find ways to be both holy and sexy
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it's really easy to spot AI writing
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if the writing is sufficiently good, it is life-affirming no matter the author's philosophy or intentions. e.g. Darkness at Noon is life-affirming, Houellebecq is life-affirming
it really sucks when someone is a good writer but their writing isn't life affirming it feels morally wrong
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