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Otis
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My brother, Brayden, decided that "Books aren't cool." He then hung a "Let's Go Brandon" flag on his wall.
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@carobunga He's either a serial killer or literally the best guy you will ever meet
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MSNBC is interviewing a young voter who says that she doesn't like Biden because he's "just sending money to Israel." This voter said that she would prefer Nikki Haley because she would "be more willing to negotiate." GenZ is soooo screwed bruh.
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This is probably the worst video I have ever seen in my whole motherfucking life
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@banjo2nd Congratulations, you've made a liberal arts college.
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We must find him...
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@TrueSlazac "America has no culture"
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@AnneNotation At my school, as a senior, some people will outright call you a pedophile if you date a sophomore. Awareness about signs of pedophilia is good, but some might be looking a bit too deep.
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@vijayvinyl "My source is that I made it the fuck up"
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Genesis 4:9 I am my brother's keeper. Trust me, he'll be alright.
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I think I've found hell
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"Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline"
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Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline.
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@KrissieTX POV: You are currently running over someone
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@KinexusYT No, but his room smells like axe body spray
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The Republican Party ladies and gentlemen.
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Brayden appreciation thread: From the time my mom told him to do homework outside. He then took the TV from my room without permission and set it up outside because he "needed to watch Netflix while doing homework."
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Alaska in 2021 if Ossoff loses but Warnock wins
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@nikicaga Don't forget my bro here
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@g0dlywalrus he's a patriot.
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LMAO
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What?
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Cawthorn literally cannot make up his mind in terms of his conservative ideology. One day he is a raging fiscal libertarian demanding to audit national parks, the next he's a populist, next he's Pence religious conservative, next he's a neocon hawk Cotton style.
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Rep. Madison Cawthorn: "It's no longer Republican versus Democrat. It is now freedom-loving patriots versus people who worship at the altar of the state."
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@Tyler_The_Wise He gets on dumb trend trains, but he's also my brother so I'm not gonna go that far
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Okay it's just ending on a high note here
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I- oh...
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@CursedLavaLamp Man the Dems finally decided to make a PAC with a conservative name to put up billboards saying "These are not conservative enough"
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Madison Cawthorn sexually harassed three women and has lied about his naval academy nomination and misled people on the status of his business.
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Joe Biden’s America or Trump’s America? The choice is pretty clear.
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@Lemommeringue Books are dumb, Cadence. Get with the times.
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Tfw you win the popular vote by 2% but still lose seats
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Man.
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@singledadissad I feel like I look pretty good in them.
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Update: I told Brayden about his virality and he dapped me up.
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@ian_tears That is, in fact, the symbol of the Ukrainian Armed Forces. Variants of the Iron Cross are used basically across most eastern European nations at this point. Hell even the modern Heer has a similar logo. Hell even the Order of St. George looks like it.
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The question asked specifically was asked in order to allow the Soviet Union to federalize. Literally the the text says "renewed federation of equal SOVEREIGN republics" he's literally debunking himself here. This was literally a glasnost reform, he debunks himself here.
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The time he got stuck in the camp's lake bed and had to fish out his muckboots. (I did not just stand by and take pictures dw)
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Oh I can tear this one to shreds
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I don't even understand this shit anymore Like yall get people would still have to work under socialism right? There is no economic system where everyone can just lock down for years at a time without society completely shutting down.
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Half of yall on here be like "hnnnngggg"
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ONE JOKE
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@WizardWhistle @Tyler_The_Wise I think you're underestimating just how far a young teenager is willing to go for the sake of rebellion. Our family is largely liberal. This bullshit is his reaction. There's not much I can do other than hope my family provides a positive reinforcing image.
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Pence has unfollowed Donald Trump's personal account on Twitter.
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Mazie Hirono, Lisa Murkowski, Don Young, David Ige, and Ed Case are all older than the states they represent.
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Making a thing
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Later that same year 92% of Ukrainians voted for full independence from the Soviet Union.
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Ukraine is prime example in which another ballot question literally asked "Do you think Ukraine should have precedence over Soviet law" and 82% of people agreed!
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NOOOOO AMERICA STOP SHOOTING THE ARMENIA BEAM AT UKRAINE
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Money to Ukraine. Each dot represents $100,000 in US taxpayer dollars. The video is 2 minutes, 3 seconds long. So many dots. This is how much money the US gave. Red: military Blue: government Yellow: humanitarian.
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Hell the referendum literally had the goal of repealing and replacing the Soviet Union. It even asked additional questions on the Independence and further sovereignty of different Soviet republics, each passed with flying colors.
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Guess who...
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Fucking cursed.
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The exact same thing occurred in Uzbekistan.
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@Brrrrrpp Why are conservatives so obsessed with their IQ?
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Representative Ruben Gallego says that name "Josh Hawley" should go down in history as synonymous to traitor, along the ranks of Benedict Arnold.
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The youtube algorithm has me figured out.
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Using his anime powers.
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@nikicaga How do the English still bear resentment from a 200 year old war
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@LinkofSunshine Everyone in this thread has to be an actual child. This thread has tumblr levels of reality disassociation.
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Voters: "We hate gridlock in Washington and how congress gets nothing done." Also voters:
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'The Senate Should Have (x) To Pass Bills' 60/100 Votes: 43% 51/100 Votes: 40% Morning Consult / October 11, 2021 / n=1013 / Online
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We need a complete and total shutdown of the Freedom Caucus until we can figure out what the fuck is going on.
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I have now learned that the girl who acted weird when I complimented her pajamas had that reaction not because I made her uncomfortable, but because she has a crush on me and didn't know how to respond. It's happening for real boys...
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@nikicaga No, no! You don't understand! It's cringe! Good vibes matter more than reasonable argument!
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Tfw you convince a bunch of online neocons that you're the champion of the suburban Republicans even though you lost Duval County
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If you ask any country if "Was life better in the past?" you'll get at least a 60% response rate of yes no matter the economic system of said country.
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I- uh- don't think this is right
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Ratio'd by Baby Dog
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@SacrificialLamp @AntisemitismCow Local man goes into field and yells holocaust denial conspiracy theories and racial slurs at a cow for two hours while farm staff watches. More after the break.
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I love how Republicans can get away with calling Warnock a fake pastor, Biden a fake Catholic, and Muslims terrorists, but God forbid a Democrat being up their concerns about how someone's religious beliefs may interfere with a court ruling for that's an attack on all Catholicism
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@BenAybar Unfortunately people still seem to think the average Republican is like Mitt Romney and not Trump
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@TripSquadGoblin @AltHistoryHub Ukrainian soldiers have found over 400 bodies in the town of Bucha, executed intentionally by the Russians. They are still finding mass graves, so it's likely there could be hundreds, if not thousands more. A massacre not seen in Europe since the Yugoslav Wars.
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Slavs talking about other Slavs that live in an almost identical country that is a 28 minute drive away
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Yanks a wild
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Man has a scarred and deformed SS officer as his pfp and he's called me ugly
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OH MY LORD PAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Jesus Christ. The IRS needs some serious revamping.
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Reuters: YELLEN: SAYS UNCOLLECTED TAXES AMOUNT TO $7 TRILLION OVER A DECADE
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@LinkofSunshine Beginning to think that online leftists have such pessimistic views of the contemporary world because they literally don't touch grass and never leave their house.
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@RuralLeftie98 John Neely Kennedy - 2004
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A story in three parts
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@JacksonMartinKS @HuXijin_GT "No you don't understand those bridges are made by the oppressed American workers and aren't cool confusing swiggles like the ones in China!!!!"
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Honestly the best part about the bipartisan infrastructure bill is that it taxes crypto
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Flashback to Model UN 2020 when I looked like I was about to debate you like Ben Shapiro
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Reagan should have been impeached for Iran-Contra
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@Lemommeringue Simply a quirked up autistic boy
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@KnowN0thing1 Sounds like the MAGAs got triggered.
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@ProgNewDealer Bro was born during the Obama administration and has a Twitter account
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Adding this as well
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You just can't make this shit up. "Social democrat backed fascists"
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@vanillaopinions Nah, dude, my inability to talk to a store cashier is totally an immutable disability and not a personality disorder that I refuse to treat properly.
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@Blake_Allen13 Putting highly educated progressive and mostly white urbanites into messaging positions is not going to help at all. People want layman's rhetoric not "A detailed plan for everything."
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Feels like shit I just want him back
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"Legalize gangs" are yall fucking insane?
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My pro-Trump Republican wannabe little brother is listening to Alabama's Song of the South. Little does he know...
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I think I did it pretty well for doing it blind
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Elizabeth Warren was Tom Cotton's law professor lmao
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Got accepted into college lol
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Josh Gottheimer is by far my least favorite congressional Dem. Such an elitist scumbag.
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@BenAybar But hell even Mitt Romney ain't great
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@LiaMeAl0ne @elaifresh A vast majority of people who use Doordash regularly are not disabled. Doordash propagates generally antisocial behavior. More young people are developing social anxiety disorder than ever, and services like doordash tend to only feed those behavioral disorders.
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Little did he know...
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@JonMIPol The Cubans are increasingly Democratic and I've seen nothing to suggest otherwise. Election after election they get bluer and bluer. Salazar is a joke and should not be taken seriously.
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