The Sun is in Aquarius Mercury is in Aquarius Venus is in Aquarius Mars is in Aquarius Pluto is in Aquarius If things feel weird It’s because they are!

*stopping you as we walk in my house* sorry in advance about my grandpa he just doesnt fucking get it no matter how many times i physically punish him

damn this winter storm is rough looks like i'll have to quit my job and never work ever again

aquarius:

Idk I bet the deserved it. Snow leopards are so solitary lmao. He provoked spirit in some way. No coincidences. Oh well!

My dad died a year ago. We clashed a lot. My mums clearing out the kitchen & throwing out all the foods he liked but she doesn't eat. I asked what and she listed all my favourite foods.

What if There was Chinese food Taco Bell

Just stabbed my door dasher to death #Bored

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nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

Sorry I can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

if you open the microwave door quick enough while it’s still running you can catch some of the radiation and it feels good as hell

i am not going in there bro the feng shui is all off

(reading an ancient tome) what the hell are all these words

every few months I get so self conscious of my eyebrows and we are approaching that time right now this very second

no really great it’s awesome. I’m doing so good actually like, I’m being such a tough cookie !! Actually really. So fr rn.

how lucky am I to get headaches and high bp and be able to be tested every single day for my patience and gratefulness hahahahahhaahha wow so so oh so lucky I’m so lucky to be a human wowwwww

thank the universe for every day - even the bad ones. I say to myself as I white knuckle the steering wheel and try to remember my breathing exercises while my blood pressure threatens to give me an aneurysm

i think it’s so rad that macarons are apparently really hard to make and then taste like absolute garbage

I need Mazda to import their trucks. Now.