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Michael L. Orenstein

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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle 🐢 SVP @Yumi 👶🏻🥦🥕 // Alumni of: @nike 10+yrs!, @ESPN, @RedBull & @72andSunny Dad (x2) Advisor, Athlete, .Gif Giver

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Michael L. Orenstein
4 years
Protecting the future starts with nurturing those who will ultimately create it. And yet there’s few standards and limited legislation around the food we feed to the youngest members of our families. @Yumi is going to change that. And I’m so excited to help!. #newjob
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Michael L. Orenstein
8 days
Anyone want this? $100 gift card for @Barrys online store. Best .gif wins. Bonus points if you make a $10 donation to a non-profit like @STOKEDorg.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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Michael L. Orenstein
12 days
Brand standards and guidelines are more important than ever in the era of Ai creative and vibe-based marketing. This is just embarrassing for @DICKS, even though it’s right there in their name.
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Michael L. Orenstein
18 days
While @onepeloton shuts down retail doors, I think they could do well opening stores/experiences in key airports. Take a 15min /30 minute class on a bike or tread for $15 would be the best long layover experience. Would probably drive a lot of new apparel sales at the same time.
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Michael L. Orenstein
1 month
Finally some good news. I love a good mango hustle.
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Michael L. Orenstein
1 month
Waiting for Tsunami evacuation warning for the next 90 minutes was not on my bingo card for 2025.
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Michael L. Orenstein
1 month
It's the time of the Summer when my #iphone (15 Pro) doesn't hold charge, shuts off randomly when fully charged, and now won't go above 1% battery. just in time for a keynote in a few weeks.
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Michael L. Orenstein
2 months
If @Toyota (for example) decided to announce a Tank for sale to compare the outlander capabilities of a 4Runner vs a military grade tank, it might work. It's early in this prank, but we'll see.
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Michael L. Orenstein
2 months
Marketing can be showing you what the alternative to your product would be (especially if it's a stinky fish), but when you live in the upside down venture-backed anything is possible landscape of CPG, it might be more confusing than effective.
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Michael L. Orenstein
2 months
What's the protocol for when someone responds to your linkedin post (which-- please go like for the algo) and asks a bunch of questions about, but doesn't leave a comment or like?
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Michael L. Orenstein
2 months
Hey @Wendys
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Michael L. Orenstein
3 months
This UNFI hack isn’t even 24 hours old and already wreaking havoc in the aisles at @wholefoods. Thoughts and prayers with all of our friends in these aisles.
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Michael L. Orenstein
3 months
Walking into a CVS/Walgreens is a top 5 most depressing retail experience. I understand the complexities of L&P today in America, but this can’t be the way.
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Michael L. Orenstein
3 months
RT @jmmohr: You’re a wild man @mlo84
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Michael L. Orenstein
4 months
The best branded content isn't coming from the auto, sportswear or bev category. And yes, I'm a major fan of @PalmerLuckey and what he's building from @modretro to @anduriltech. His @TEDTalks was powerful and you can really get a sense of the kid inside from his @tetranow pod ep.
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4 months
Hadouken !!.
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Michael L. Orenstein
4 months
So many confusing elements in a single jd. @thesnaxshot
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Michael L. Orenstein
4 months
Most of my @LinkedIn feed is posts from 3 weeks ago. Does anyone else experience this? For a platform related to work, this feels like a very bizarre user experience. I feel like I’m missing out on a lot of honored and humbled posts.
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Michael L. Orenstein
4 months
Scammers who are courteous always get preferential treatment.
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Michael L. Orenstein
5 months
F1 Drivers riding little scooters like my kids to their half a million race cars will never not be funny. #BahrainGP
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Michael L. Orenstein
5 months
@kevinweil—boss crushed it. Really inspiring, heart-centered, and pushed back on all the right things. 👏.
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