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Michael L. Orenstein

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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle 🐢 SVP @Yumi 👶🏻🥦🥕 // Alumni of: @nike 10+yrs!, @ESPN, @RedBull & @72andSunny Dad (x2) Advisor, Athlete, .Gif Giver

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Michael L. Orenstein
4 years
Protecting the future starts with nurturing those who will ultimately create it. And yet there’s few standards and limited legislation around the food we feed to the youngest members of our families. @Yumi is going to change that. And I’m so excited to help! #newjob
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Michael L. Orenstein
5 days
This Olivia Dean bop has completely taken over my algo. I (admittedly) had not heard her before a week or two ago—and now she’s everywhere. I’m not on TikTok but have we ever seen something go to the moon so fast? https://t.co/jDbZBoJq0w
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Michael L. Orenstein
20 days
. @vancleefarpels could drop a slightly updated (maybe extended length and short version of the Alhambra) this week and do over $100mm in impulse buys drafting off #Dodger fever. However Luxury brands often lack the agility and/or the brazen self-confidence to swing for it.
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Michael L. Orenstein
1 month
Business-y folks-- What's the best credit card to have for business purposes (small business). @Delta @AmericanExpress Gold Card (we fly Delta A LOT) or @Chase Sapphire Reserve?? I feel like @michaelmiraflor has a strong pov. Any advice anyone here?
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Michael L. Orenstein
2 months
Highly recommend this @TEDTalks from @mschf. I'm not sure we will see a creative studio quite like this again. Bold ideas, impeccable timing, and taste are not so common these days...
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What if the worst ideas turned out to be the most interesting? Mischief-making artist Gabe Whaley shares how he built a collective of artists whose seemingly bad ideas — like selling 5,000 keys to...
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Michael L. Orenstein
2 months
Really need a @RoyelOtis cover of this.
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Michael L. Orenstein
2 months
Thanks, but no thanks @LinkedIn.
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Michael L. Orenstein
2 months
There's a lot of takes on why this is a flop, but this is also a great showcase in why @Apple's now heavily produced Keynotes are their norm. I miss the magic of the live moments, but when you are introducing tech that people aren't quite yet sold on, you ought to be perfect.
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2 months
META: We’ll invest more than $600 billion on AI. META’s live AI demo:
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Michael L. Orenstein
2 months
I’d love to be in the room at @YouTube where they are discussing the platform updates to host @jimmykimmel & @StephenAtHome. The bidding war for these guys across the streaming platforms is going to be pretty wild.
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Michael L. Orenstein
2 months
I'm not sure anyone sees these posts (b/c I don't post political hot takes or hate speech?).... But if you're a parent, builder, or trying to get more out of life, my buddy @dens is a rad dad, amazing builder, and niche hobby collector worth reading:
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Michael L. Orenstein
2 months
I really miss the days of sitting in a large conference room with @rje7 and our @Nike Digital Sport team watching our latest experience designs on the #AppleEvent stage, and then live tweeting all of the new updates and joining convo w/fellow nerds like @mgsiegler @dtrinh @rsg
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Michael L. Orenstein
3 months
Anyone want this? $100 gift card for @Barrys online store. Best .gif wins. Bonus points if you make a $10 donation to a non-profit like @STOKEDorg.
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Michael L. Orenstein
3 months
Brand standards and guidelines are more important than ever in the era of Ai creative and vibe-based marketing. This is just embarrassing for @DICKS, even though it’s right there in their name.
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Michael L. Orenstein
3 months
While @onepeloton shuts down retail doors, I think they could do well opening stores/experiences in key airports. Take a 15min /30 minute class on a bike or tread for $15 would be the best long layover experience. Would probably drive a lot of new apparel sales at the same time.
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Michael L. Orenstein
4 months
Finally some good news. I love a good mango hustle.
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Michael L. Orenstein
4 months
Waiting for Tsunami evacuation warning for the next 90 minutes was not on my bingo card for 2025.
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Michael L. Orenstein
4 months
It's the time of the Summer when my #iphone (15 Pro) doesn't hold charge, shuts off randomly when fully charged, and now won't go above 1% battery...just in time for a keynote in a few weeks.
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Michael L. Orenstein
4 months
If @Toyota (for example) decided to announce a Tank for sale to compare the outlander capabilities of a 4Runner vs a military grade tank, it might work. It's early in this prank, but we'll see.
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Michael L. Orenstein
4 months
Marketing can be showing you what the alternative to your product would be (especially if it's a stinky fish), but when you live in the upside down venture-backed anything is possible landscape of CPG, it might be more confusing than effective.
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Michael L. Orenstein
5 months
What's the protocol for when someone responds to your linkedin post (which-- please go like for the algo) and asks a bunch of questions about, but doesn't leave a comment or like?
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Michael L. Orenstein
5 months
Hey @Wendys
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