@MikePMoffatt …and I would 100% be “Professor Frink attending a Public Meeting / Community Consultation” on NEW HOUSING in #TOPoli, #ONPoli, or #CDNPoli — like… 🧮📊🗺️💰🔑 https://t.co/UggUYOUQh9

Relive the moment George Springer put the @BlueJays on the cusp of the AL Pennant!

WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!! #WANTITALL

Caught my colleague siphoning projects with big bonuses attached off me without telling me. So for the last year have been deleting, moving, renaming and swapping documents in his files, letting him think he's going senile and letting him take the flak from the bosses.

In three different companies, I had to submit reports to the board on a monthly basis. I started putting in a line that said "if you read this, call me and I'll give you £XX". I started at £10, and went up by £10 per month. Nobody ever called, nobody ever mentioned it.

Did you know Toronto has 15 permanent bicycle counters around the city? I have created a portal that should be updated monthly when the city updates their open data. It's live now at: https://t.co/46O6jUw01c

Vladdy Jr. just did "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!" 🤣

https://t.co/rnyMEPwJDT

Lol

I once did an internship at a governmental institution and they said they cant print when "Susan" isnt at work. Turned out over the years her Dell was the printserver for the entire department and everyone just accepted that they cant print if Susan isn't at the office.

When someone sits next to me at the train station, bus stop, or park bench, I just stare straight ahead and say "it's done. Did you bring the money?" They usually freeze before apologising and making an excuse to leave.

Every single night I can hear literal street racing if I have my windows open. Every single day I'm almost hit by a driver either on foot or in car.

[Toronto, ON] Started my Saturday with a Sunrise 5 KM walk on the Beach(es) Boardwalk. Getting my steps-in to stay in shape for #TeamAlexandra - and next Spring’s #SL10K 2026 fundraiser for @Campfirecircle_ ..! 💜 ALEXANDRA BLOG - https://t.co/ZO6YLKRohK

[Ottawa, ON] Had a near perfect #MicroMobility week at the #AMO2025 Conference using 117 of 120 rider-minutes on a @BirdRide 5-Day pass for only $33.89 (CDN) including HST..! 🛴⚡️🔋

🎥 What is a housing start? 🎥 How does it impact decisions across the economy and the housing system? Join CMHC experts to find out: https://t.co/YCOaAmTDM3

Just finished another annual ethics and compliance training. Extending my record of passing without reading any of it and guessing the answers.

[Language Warning] RIP to the great @TerranceStamp - the way that he stands himself up into this long single-frame shot in #TheLimey is one of my favourite all-time moments in cinema… 🎥 #TerranceStamp

We’re saddened to hear of the passing of Terence Stamp, aged 87. Well known for playing General Zod in the Superman films, Stamp was nominated for two BAFTAs in 1963 and 1995 for his work in Billy Budd and The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert.

Toronto area friends. I’m helping a friend rehome a pair of very sweet 10 year old pups. Sadly, their owner passed away. DM me if you might be interested.

We are staying at 8!!!

[Edmonton, AB] …my flight to Toronto is delayed until late tonight, so I am sitting in @CityofEdmonton Council meeting watching the final day of their “In-Fill Housing” debate. Another #NIMBY / #YIMBY “turf-war” around new #MissingMiddle housing… https://t.co/sikEwApFrL