Mitch Wight
@mitch_wight
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Joined July 2011
Tribunal Update: Prosecution arguing Viney could have avoided contact by never taking up Aussie rules as a kid.
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“@WhatTheFFacts: You are not allowed to have a mullet in Iran.” Unlucky @Dtsf69
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“@boochy13 It's a well known fact that wearing zinc whilst training or playing increases your football ability, even on overcast days.”
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We've all got that 2s "cult hero" down the club who all the boys get around. He's either a fat cunt or loves the pingaz. #sometimesboth
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Overstating things you've seen is 90% of grade cricket. "Worst wicket I've ever seen" "worst batsman I've ever seen", "biggest six ever" etc
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“@AlanHungover: I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it.” Brilliant
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Knock Knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin
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In hindsight I regret telling this stingray such a shocking secret. http://t.co/Q6JbXjNpIx
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There's no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so... there you go.
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“@FunnyPokemon: When your best Pokemon faints... http://t.co/7HSTznPyh4”
@scottfrangos I reckon you'd enjoy this
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