Joe Root equals Ponting and finally gets his red ball ton in Australia

Tea was called early so Pez and Higgos missed their slot with us, but were given redemption in the first over of the session and CRUSHED IT 😂👏 @gradecricketer #Ashes LISTEN IN FULL: https://t.co/xSZ7OSjULc

Maybe becoming Larry David isn’t the worst @barneyronay

Did Sir Alastair Cook ruin Boxing Day by batting too well? @kayosports

Only in Australia could a gardener face a public inquisition for not trimming a few millimetres off the pitch

Australia shit-tip themselves out of a whitewash

"I thought he was gonna shave it?"

Anything you'd like to change, Stokesy? @mcguiganwines

Normally arrogance is derived from substance... @kayosports

There were clues there...

Thank you England for showing up and playing some cricket for a bit. It was good

Worst Australian team methodically dismantles England

Thanks for getting around the boys and independent media this summer. A few big tests ahead and then we move into the T20 World Cup.

Why can’t I achieve something in my life like Heady and Carey did?

Perhaps Australia are the talented ones…?

106 Test matches between us

We’ve all been robbed of an iconic ton celebration from Usman today

England looking for their She’s All That moment

Where does Noosa sit in the annals of test cricket history? @cameronponsonby

He has no business taking that catch at that level