The Local Footballer
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Every club has one... I'm a prince on twitter, scum in society.
Joined September 2013
NBA: suspended .NCAA: cancelled .NHL: suspended .Practice game against Kangaroo Flat: Compulsory, all players to be there one hour before the game. Season starts today.
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Now we just need people to recognise that you can be a good player in a district league #MarriageEquality.
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I couldn’t get a kick in a stampede but if Canberra is Lonely Planet’s third best city in the world then I’m Ben Cousins circa 2005.
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Sad day for the bloke who led the running in preseason today as January form will no longer get him a game in the ones #circleoflife.
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I love to make a statement in preseason by laying out a junior in a drill with "token pressure". #welcometothebigboys.
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You can tell how bad of a footballer you are by how hard the senior boys laugh when you kick a goal.
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If Jobe Watson loses his Brownlow, surely Jacko should hand back his Reserves league b&f after he was cooked before pretty much every game.
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Trade news:. The local footballer gets traded to Tungamah two's for half a dart and a video ezy voucher. Both parties happy with the deal.
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I'm 90% sure our trainer has zero medical training but he still backs himself to diagnose an ACL just by looking at it.
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If the coach doesn't say "this is why we put the hard work in during January!" before finals is he really your coach? #questionoftheday.
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Dane Swan - what a career. Gotta respect a bloke who can get 35 on a Saturday then bend it for the next 24 hours. A true local footballer.
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Real insight from Brandon Ellis's sounds of the game, looking forward to the next segment of grass on the fifty growing. #AFLTigersPies.
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I can't hit a target during basic lane work, but I'll slot 5/5 pot shots from the boundary after training.
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"Everyone around the posts" I yell from the back as I'm struggling to finish the second warm up lap. #leadership.
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Tuesday night training is a lot like dinner with the in laws. You fucking hate it but you've gotta keep the boss happy.
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Leicester winning reminds me of the time that Jono (BMI of 31) picked up a worldie at revs wearing jeans and runners. #defiedtheodds.
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The most important person at every footy club is the bloke who has kick ons back at his house every weekend #thedungeon #heisusuallyapig.
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