Dreamboat Dave π’
@TurnLeftElise
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Ready to sail, waiting for you... π Me on Bsky: https://t.co/Il5XbrbbrD
Joined April 2019
My Twitter account... one part love letter... one part mental health device... one part... something else...
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Taking five years to rebuild one's self is f'n exhausting...
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Admit it... you've thought of a three-way with Betty and Wilma before...
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Loneliness wraps around me, a blanket woven from silence.
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Iβd make your name a hymn the neighbors wonβt forget.
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Might take the rest of the day off to go shopping for a pair of really slutty sweatpants...
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You could be the only reason I log on you donβt know
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Sometimes Iβll cross my legs like a lady just because it feels good on my lower back.
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If you park beside me in an empty parking lot, I'm going to make you explain yourself...
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Daydreaming about us spending the evening together...
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